He felt weightless. His head was throbbing, and he felt nauseas. He groaned as he began to awaken. He opened his eyes and realized that he was in a forest. His head felt heavy, and he groaned as he sat up. He felt groggy, and he shook his head, letting his long black hair fall around his shoulders, not that he noticed right away. He felt cold and his lower half felt oddly windy. He looked down, and then yelled out in surprise, "What the FUCK!" He stumbled to his feet, but they weren't his. He was wearing that girl's school uniform. What's happened to me! He thought panicking. What was that girl's name?... Karome? Karame?... Kagome! He recalled.

Why the hell am I not in my body? Better yet, why the hell am I in a girl's body? Toshiro felt humiliated. Well, I guess worst case scenario would be I'd end up a hollow's lunch… he tried to think optimistically, but when that failed he decided to do the next best thing. Go slice stuff. One problem arose though; his sword was gone.

Great, he thought groaning, just what I need… he heard a rustling to his left, and he quickly dashed to a giant winding willow tree. Damn, if only I could climb this tree… this stupid skirt… he groaned. He quickly hid and peered discreetly around the tree trunk.

"Jokin, look! This place is perfect for a picnic! Master Sesshomaru will be so pleased." A young girl's voice exclaimed happily.

Toshiro was surprised at how young she was; brown eyes, messy long black hair, probably eight years old. What startled him the most though, was what was with her.

A small green goblin was holding a twofaced staff and was in what appeared to be small brown and black robes and wearing a little black cap. He was complaining in an annoying little high voice. "Lady Rin, You're inconveniencing the great Lord Sesshomaru, he is far too busy to have a picnic!" he would have continued talking probably, but a shadow loomed over him.

Toshiro's eyes widened. He felt a strange power coming from who he puzzled together to be Lord Sesshomaru. He had golden eyes, like that Inyuasha. His hair was a white color and he seemed to be missing a whole arm. In a calm voice, sounding like water freezing over, Lord Sesshomaru asked, "Who's inconveniencing whom? You're inconveniencing me by delaying our lunch."

Toshiro noticed that to all but Rin, Sesshomaru held a faint almost human like glint in his deep set cold golden eyes. "Yay! M'Lord, lunch will be ready shortly!" she said happily. "Lord Sesshomaru!" she tugged on his eloquently designed robes, "Can we invite Kagome to eat with us?"

The little green goblin began to sputter, "Wh-WHAT! Kagome's here!"

Sesshomoru merely twitched slightly, but he looked in the direction of the tree where Toshiro now flattened himself against the uncomfortable tree bark, wishing nothing more than to just disappear.

"Is that so?..." he said quietly, his voice trailing off. He tapped one of the two swords he had tied to his waist and Toshiro gulped. In a normal situation he would've been able to fight, but … not like this. "You may as well come out, Kagome, or don't tell me… that stupid mutt Inyuasha is here too?"

Toshiro didn't know who these beings were, but, he could tell that Sesshomaru didn't like Inyuasha either. "I wouldn't be caught dead with that insufferable fool." Toshiro snapped before he realized his mistake.

There was a moment of silence.

"Is that so?...Interesting… care to explain why while Rin serves us?" Sesshomaru asked.

"Thanks but no thanks, I have more pressing matters. For instance, who are you, and where am I?" Toshiro asked annoyed.

Sesshomaru was silent. Toshiro knew that he sounded out of her character, but he wasn't her. He was a man, not a woman. He was trapped in this woman's body and didn't have a clue on how to get out of it. He needed someone who knew the answers to all of his questions. This wasn't his world. That much was certain, and Toshiro wasn't stupid enough to go wandering off hoping to find a Soul Society that didn't exist in the nomadic world he was in. This guy…. He looked smart. Toshiro thought he needed protection until he could find a portal and get his own body back. He hoped that the girl wasn't in his body by any chance, but for now he had no way of knowing. Maybe this guy could help him return to his world!

"Rin, go with Jokin in search of food. I'll keep our guest occupied. " Said Sesshomaru, and Toshiro felt the hair on the back of his neck stand up slightly in defense. "There's no point in trying to run away… but I think you already know that."

Toshiro's heart sank. He numbly walked out and Sesshomaru stared him down. "Go on. Sit."

It wasn't a choice, it was a command, and so Toshiro smartly abided and sat down on the grass on his knees, smoothing out the skirt which had a few wrinkles. Oh great… now I'm even forced to sit like a girl… how can girls wear such short skirts? What a pain in the ass… he complained in his head. His chest also felt funny, and that's when he realized girls have breasts…so then that meant he did too right now… his face turned completely red. He looked at the ground wanting to die.

Sesshomaru was gazing at Toshiro/Kagome's fidgeting form, whose cheeks had become bright red. Isn't this an interesting development… Sesshomaru mused. "Relax girl, I'm not going to kill you …yet."

"That's reassuring…" Toshiro snapped at him. He was very pissed and humiliated at his predicament.

Sesshomaru's eyes were making Toshiro feel challenged, so he chose to stare straight back into his. They both held this intense gaze, neither wanted to blink and lose to the other. "You've never gazed at me so seriously before woman." Sesshomaru commented. "This is… very peculiar on your part…"

"You started staring first." Toshiro deflected. His response seemed to merely amuse this strange guy, who seemed incapable of smiling.

"You act as though…we've never met before…" Sesshomaru said, twirling some of his hair around his finger absently.

"Maybe that's because I'm not who you think I am." Toshiro said, his heart beating a little faster.

"You said, You didn't know what world this was… While you were off dog-sitting that mangy mutt brother of mine, did you perhaps lose your memory?" inquired Sesshomaru.

Toshiro had no idea what this guy's relationship was with that obnoxious guy, or the girl whose body he was currently inhabiting, but he figured that since he hated his brother, it wasn't a very good relationship. Toshiro had to think fast though, considering his situation. Should I act like I am her with memory loss or should I come clean and tell him who I am and see if he'll help me? I need answers, and I need them now he thought.