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Chapter 3

It had ben a week sence we defeted Dudley and Petunya. Unkle Vernon hadnt noticed yet becayse he was fat and stupd just like dudley and the skool bully Richurd. Unkle Vernon was so stupid and I guess he needed glases or something becaus he thught me and harry were Dudley. We had been geting spceial treatment like Dudley had gotten.

Anyway we were sitting on the porcch waiting for the mail. Sense Unkle Vernon thinks we are both Dudley, we can basicly do whatever we want like skip skool and stuff. We plaied hockey today. Harry said he was hvaing the best time in his lyfe and we were both rely glad that dudley was gone.

Sudenly I remembered what day it was. "Harry this is the day u get your hogwarts lettr!" I said exitedly. I was really happy for him. Then I relized that i wouldn't be geting one and I was sad.

"What's wrong joey?" Harry said.

"i'm sad I wont get to go to skool with you. I will have to go home to my Unkle larry soon because my dad is ded." I told him.

"Its ok! My dad is ded to!" Harry said happily. That chered me up.

All day we waited and watchesd for an owl to apper. But nuthing happened! Harry was confused.

"Did u get the date wrong joey?" he said. I didn't know. Then sudenly... the queen of england appeard! She was carrying two letters! I was shoked. Harry was suprised to.

"Oh my god its the queen of England!" I yelled. "Can i get your autograph?" I asked.

The Qeen of England nodded and sudenly a wad of paper and a pend apearred out of nowhere in her hands! "I am also a witch." she said. "That's why i came to give you 2 your hogwarts letters." Then she gabe me and Harry her autograph.

"Thank you queen of England!" Me and harry both said.

"U are verry welcome" she said. Then she poofed away like how books do on Neopets after u read them.

"Wow!" Harry said. "That was AWSOME!"

"lets open our leters now!" Then we opened them. They said that we had been acccepted into Hogwarts skool of magic and yadda yadda yadda. We high fived. Then we went inside to show Unkle Vernon.

"IN UR FACE, YOU FAT OAF!" Harry yelled, waving the lettr in fromt of Unkle Vernon's face. We also shwwed him the Queen of England's atuographs.

"Whatvever you say, dudleys" Unkle vernon mumbled stupidly. I stifled a laugh at him.

Sudenly there was a nock on the door. "Dudleys can u get that? I am too fat to get out of my chair." Unkle Vernom said.

I went to open it. It was Hagrid! He looked at me and harry. "Good, yu already have your letters. I new i could trust the queen of England. By the way u'll be seing her alot at Hogwarsts."

"oh yes, hogwarts! Its That fancy skool we were gonna send Dudley too, I think," Unkle Vernom interupted stupidy. "Hav fun at Hoegwarts, dudleys.!" Then he went back to loking at the news paper.

"Come with me you 2," Hargrd saad. Then me and hary went with him and we started flying to London on Hagrid's motorcycl.

TO BE CONTINUED! I now there wasnt much actuon this time but there will be more soon i promise. anyway chapter 4 is comig out tomorow as usual.

JOEY