WARNING THIS STORY WAS A COMBINATION WRITING BETWEEN ME AND TWO FRIENDS! MY WRITING WILL BE IN REG. FONT. THE CREATOR OF MYUKI'S WILL BE IN BOLD AND THE CREATOR OR ERIN'S WILL BE IN ITALICS. Also, this is a spoof and is suppose to be a comedy without much seriousness at all. Enjoy. ~Winter
It was a chick! A metal chick! Myuki poked her. She stood as stiff as a board. Then she heard a faint sound. She poked the metal chick again. This time it was louder. With another poke, the metal chick barely yelled:
"Would you quick poking me! How about you pick up that oil can and make yourself useful by helping me!"
Myuki grabbed the can and oiled away at the metal chick's hinges. When she was finished, she noticed who the girl was.
"Tin-Ameri?" she asked, confused.
"Yup." Was Ameri's reply. "Holy hell, I'm hungry! You guys have any pie? Or bacon?" Ameri asked.
Myuki laughed as Toto-Erin gave Ameri a strange look.
"What? I've been rusted for a while. You get hungry!"
Toto-Erin ignored that and took Tin-Ameri to the creepy tree that jazzed on them. Ameri was sad that there was no pie or bacon, but she did like apples. Erin warned Ameri before she could reach for the red fruit. Tin-Ameri's horrified expression was enough to know that she understood. As they came to the apple tree that had jazzed on them, it spoke.
"Oh! Are you back for more?"
Tin-Ameri gave Toto-Erin a scared look as she mouthed 'What the fuck?'
Suddenly, Erin noticed something in the bushes.
"I'll be right back! Don't get raped…" She said to Ameri.
Toto-Erin moved towards the bushes. As she got closer, she noticed that the object was a bright red chainsaw. A light bulb went off in her head. She carefully picked up the chainsaw, making sure she kept it hidden, as she ran back to her sister. Just as her sister came into view, she could hear Tin-Ameri yelling at the tree.
"You're a fucking creep! You're even worse than Erin! And that's saying a lot!"
Erin cleared her throat which made Ameri turn around.
"Oh…hi…"
"I brought you a present." Toto-Erin said as she walked closer to Ameri.
"Is it porn?"
"No, dummy! It's this!" Erin said as she gave her the chainsaw.
"Now, use it!"
Tin-Ameri didn't hesitate to start it and attack the tree.
A few minutes later, Tin-Ameri stood with one foot on the tree in triumph.
"I. Am. VICTORIOUS!"
Toto-Erin, Myuki, and Amaimon rolled their eyes,
Tin-Ameri sniffled.
"At least be partially happy. Now it can't jizz on you."
"So…Are you going to sing?" Myuki asked after a few minutes.
Ameri thought for a moment.
"'Now we all know where this song's about to go, start your engines 'cuz it's time to motorboat! It's just your typical hardcore Casual Sex!'"
Myuki sighed and began to walk away. This is not how she pictured her trip in Oz…
Walking onward, the group came across a forest.
"There might be lions or tigers or bears in there…"Myuki began.
"Or Rapist, Trannies, and Jerks!" Ameri shuddered.
She didn't mind the Trannies so much, but rapists?
"Rapist, Trannies, and Jerks? Oh, my!" Toto-Erin said.
Myuki grumbled as her three companions took up his chant.
Suddenly they heard a loud roaring.
"Yaaarrrggg! I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE! Shut-up! It wasn't my fault…What do you mean, people are here…what? Oh, fine…"
Suddenly a guy with orange hair with purple tips burst out of the shadows. He was wearing cat ears.
"Put 'em up. Put 'em up! I'll fight you with my eyes closed! I'll fight you with one hand tied behind my back!"
Myuki threw her hands into the air.
"Finally! Someone gets their lines right!"
The guy gave her a funny look as his tail swished from side to side. He then turned his eyes on her companions. His eyes lit up when they saw Erin.
"Wow! The red-head's hot! C'mon hot stuff!" Eurynomous shouted as he began to chase Toto-Erin around the tree.
"Ewww! Go away! Ew! Ew!" Erin shrieked
Everyone just stood and watched. It was pretty funny. Erin screamed and tried to punch Eurynomous in the face, but he ducked and huddled up in fear.
"Please don't reject me…or hit me! I'm scared of both!"
They just stared at him and said in unison "Wow, what a puss!"
"I'm not a puss! I'm a lion!" Eurynomous used the distraction to catch Toto-Erin around the waist. He squeezed her.
"C-can't b-breathe." Toto-Erin coughed as she struggled to get out of the lion's grip.
"TELL ME I'M YOUR LION! TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!" Lion-Eurynomous yelled as he squeezed Erin tighter.
Finally, Toto-Erin head butted him in the face and ran to hide behind Myuki..
"Save me…" she whispered in fright.
Eurynomous began to chase after her, but before he could grab her again, Myuki stomped his foot and hit him in the gut with an apple.
"What the hell was that for?" He yelled
"Leave Toto-Erin alone! She doesn't like you." Myuki replied.
"Aw, come on. I just wanted to play." Erin shivered as Eurynomous gave her a creepy smile. "Beware. I bite. Hard."
Erin glared at the lion. She raised her fist as if she was going to hit him.
"Oh, don't tempt me. You should know, I'm a masochist." Lion-Eurynomous said with a wink.
Tin-Ameri clunked Lion-Eurynomous over the head.
"OW! Hey, when did you guys get here?"
Myuki sighed.
The stupid lion had multiple personalities.
"Let's go…"
"Hey! Don't I get to sing?" Eurynomous asked
Myuki almost threw her hands in the air again.
"Alright! What is it?"
He took a deep breath.
"'I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thang in your face you get sprun'- HEY! WAIT FOR ME!"
Meanwhile, the Wicked Bitch…I mean Witch… of the West, watched the group through her Crystal Cellphone.
"I need to stop them from getting to Emerald City!" An idea hit Lucia. "I know!"
Lucia began to laugh wildly as she worked her magic.
