"Okay, so Lucky Kentucky broke up with Jeffrey Rozzi. What happened, considering Tiffany, THE queen bee of queen bees found out? She threw the kid in a dump. And I thought I was messed up..." said Jorge.

"Oh wow," she said.

"Also, there's this villain called The Trickster. He's a wizard who was a teenage delinquent until he used his powers to morph into a fox and stayed that way for 24 hours. He's half-fox and sneeks on people, ruining their lives."

Achmed and Sam went surfing on the 4th of July.

It was also the last day of the beach trip, and Achmed even had a 4th of July party. All the kids were excited and wanted to go. He would also be performing there.

"There's only one way to express my love for Ashley Webber. Let me sing a song!" said Tony.

Tony sang "Take Me Home Tonight."

"Speaking of which, there's only one way for me to express what I think of Achmed Khan's love for me. Let me sing a song!" said Sam.

Sam sang "Show Me Love."

"Speaking of which," said Jorge. "There's only one way to express my love for Angela Delvecchio. Let me sing a song!"

Angela squealed with delight.

Jorge sang "A Nightengale Sang in Berkeley Square."

Angela got excited, joined in, and danced with him.

Then Achmed sang "Dancing With Myself."

Later that evening, Achmed kissed Sam over the 4th of July fireworks.

Meanwhile, that evening, Lola and Muhammed sang "You Really Got Me" and danced together.

"Wow, a hot girl who can kick serious butt and sing her heart out? Is there anything Lola can't do?" said Reese.

"Choosing what movie to be in," said Dmitri.

"Hahaha!"

Lola then sang "About You Now" for Muhammed.

When he came home that day, Tony decided to watch TV. Angela was watching ICarly.

"I think I'll watch Batman," said Tony.

"No, not Batman! That's even worse than Hannah Montana!"

"The Batman TV series is hilariously bad. Hannah Montana is just bad," said Tony.

He changed the channel from Nickelodeon to MeTV.

Meanwhile, Jorge was at home, cleaning out the CDs.

"My copy of Breakaway? NOOOO!" screamed Lola.

"Aw come on! Are you really that attached to your Kelly Clarkson CDs?" said Jorge.

Achmed was brushing his teeth inside, when he saw his cousin Muhammed painting a billboard that said "Freddie Mercury was naked in Achmed Khan's Queen: Live at Montreal DVD." He ran outside and screamed.

Since he was shirtless, some girls went outside and took pictures.

"Muhammed, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

"Nothing."

"WHAT DID YOU WRITE ON THAT BILLBOARD?"

"Ummm…May the force be with you? Okay, okay! It really says "Freddie Mercury was naked in Achmed Khan's Queen DVD," okay? Ha ha ha!"

"Muhammed...TAKE THAT SIGN DOWN NOW!"

"Okay."

He let the big sheet that was covering the billboard fall on him.

He screamed.

"When Mom hears about this, YOU ARE DEAD MEAT!" he screamed.

"Whatever."

Meanwhile, Vicki Kawaguchi was with Dmitri.

"All right, Vicki, you're the next guinea pig for my "Slicers" experiment."

"Don't you mean, "Splicers?""

"I would say that, but the people who wrote Batman Beyond would sue me, okay? Now, stay still."

"Why am I doing this?"

"Because I already have a guy like Batman-ie Jorge-so we might as well have a girl like Catwoman!"

"Ughhh. Jeez, Dmitri, you're more nuts than the brownies my mom made for me and my brother yesterday."

"Whatever."

"Dmitri….I HATE YOU!"

She slapped him and ran off, but it was too late-he had already shot the laser, so she now had cat ears, a tail, claws, and eyes.

"Awww…Where did I go right?" he said.

Jorge bumped into Vicki while visiting his dad's bank. She told him everything.

"Jorge, Jorge! Dmitri kidnapped me and turned me into a catgirl and now I have to be the Catwoman to your Batman!"

"Why? I don't even like Batman!"

"Because…I don't know. Because you're a rich kid with issues and I'm a catgirl?"

"Yeah, yeah."

That evening, Reese Worthington and Dmitri Petrovich were having dinner at Chili's together. Dmitri's mother was ordering for them.

"What dinner is this?" Reese said when he got his food.

"It's medium-rare steak," said Dmitri. "Well, it's not really rare, or even well-done."

They laughed, then Dmitri's mom made them leave.

The next day, Jorge went over to his cousin Pablo's house. Both of them had just finished their first day at camp.

"So, Jorge, for the camp talent show we're doing "California Dreamin'" by Jose Feliciano," said Pablo.

"Okay," said Jorge.

Jorge and Pablo practiced that afternoon.

"All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey…I've been for a walk, on a winter's day…I'd be safe and warm, if I was in L.A…California Dreamin', on such a winter's day…"

Meanwhile, Tony overheard Angela crying.

"TONY! I tried to cut my hair to look like Jennifer Rose and now I look like a boy!"

He gave her a hug.

"There, there, Angie…it'll grow back. In the meantime, I'll put this pink rose Jorge gave you in your hair so people know you're a girl."

"Awww…thanks, Tony," she said, crying tears of relief and hugging him.

"My pleasure, Angie."