Kai Note: Just for future reference I'm giving the readers a thorough explanation about the seating arrangements in the cars just in case the description later on isn't good enough. To start off with there are two cars: a Jaguar & a Camaro.
For the Jag: Zabuza is the driver. In the front passenger seat is Nanashi. Behind Nanashi, sitting by the window is Rem, beside Rem (in the middle) is Hiei, & beside Hiei (behind Zabuza) is Kakashi.
For the Camaro: The driver is Sanosuke. In the front passenger seat is Yukina. Behind Yukina, sitting by the window is Orochimaru, beside Orochimaru (in the middle) is Kakairo, & beside Kakairo (behind Sano) is Kuwabara.
Chapter 1; part 2: "Let the Road Trip Begin!"
"Kakairo stop
hugging the stupid car!"
"It's not a stupid car, Sano!
It's a Camaro!"
"It's a hunk of metal! Get off!"
"Never!"
While Sano was trying to crowbar Kai from their
newly bought car, Nashi, Rem, & Kakashi were dealing with their
own predicament: who got shotgun in the Jag.
"Yee!" Nashi
squealed then glanced stealthily at Kakashi & Rem, who returned
the look. Silence.
…………………………insert rolling
tumbleweed ………………………
"SHOTGUN FOR LIFE!"
"Shotgu-"
"Shotgu"
"Shit!"
"Yee!"
Nanashi hopped into the passenger's seat.
"Sucks to be you,
Zabuza." Kakashi muttered.
"Excuse me while I go put steel
plating on my arm…" Zabuza growled
Meanwhile, Sano had a
brainstorm: "Kai! It's time to go!"
Kakairo still hadn't
moved from the top of the car. "Caaaamaaaarooooo…."
Sano
waved a pixi stick in her face. Kai's eyes suddenly directed
themselves to it & followed the sugary substance's path.
"PIXI!"
"Wait! I-" +Sano gets tackled+
They were finally on the road & on their way to
their first destination. The Jag was leading with Zabuza driving,
Nashi at shotgun, & Rem behind Nashi. Beside Rem was a reluctant
Hiei & next to him was Kakashi. Not far behind was the Camaro
with Sano as the driver, then Yukina at shotgun, Orochimaru behind
her, Kuwabara behind Sano, & Kai was stuck between the two.
Thunk! Thunk! Thunk!
Kakairo was on the verge of
insanity. Anyone would if they were stuck in the backseat between a
moron & Snake-boy.
"Kai-kun, I don't think that's very
healthy…"
Kakairo stopped whacking her head with a SoBe
bottle & looked up at Yukina with slightly crossed eyes.
"But
the little green man told me to!"
Yukina sighed & took out
a bottle of sleeping pills that Rem had given her for cases like
this. "Here. Take these." She handed Kai the pill
bottle.
Kakairo "squee-ed" with glee & snatched the pills
from her. "CANDY!" She chugged the entire bottle.
Everyone
in the car stared at her with surprise. A few minutes passed in
silence.
"…don't you feel anything?" asked Orochimaru.
Kakairo shook her head like a little kid. "Nope! I'm
perfectly– ZzZzZzZzZzZz…."
"I spy
with my little eye something… hollow."
Nanashi stopped
scanning for yellow cars & punch buggies to look at Kakashi, her
fist still raised & ready to whack Zabuza's already swollen
shoulder.
"Your head?"
"Nope. Zabuza's."
Hey! I
can't help it if I took the wrong exit! This is my first time
driving!"
"What!" Rem screeched & threw the book she
was reading at the ninja's head. The Jag swerved a few feet. (Sano:
"What the hell…?") "Why didn't you tell us!"
"Because
I wanted to drive..."
"Oh God we're doomed…"
Nanashi
suddenly gasped & punched Zabuza with all her strength.
"Yellow
car."
"Ow! Stop that!"
"No! It's fun!" She gasped
again. "Yellow car!" Punch. "Eeee! Yellow punch buggy!" She
punched him twice more.
"Nanashi if you punch me one more
time…"
"Yellow car!" POW!
"DAMN IT
NANASHI!"
Rem sighed & pulled out a walkie-talkie from
underneath the seat. "Predator here. How's it going? Over."
Feedback.
A fuzzy voice replied. "Alien here. Everything's
fine… to our standards at least. Over."
"Squee!
Orochimaru!" Nanashi lunged for the walkie-talkie but Rem pulled it
out of her reach.
"Calm down!" snapped Hiei.
"Oh shut
up & go back to sleep, you deranged dwarf!"
"There they
go, again…" muttered Kakashi from behind his Icha-Icha paradise
as the two began arguing.
Rem shook her head at them &
returned to her conversation with the ninja. "How about a break,
Alien?"
"Er… from the way it sounds over there that might
be a good idea. Over & out."
The groups took the
next exit & were hanging out at the rest stop a few minutes
later. While Kakairo was puking her brains out in a trash can ("I
hate pills!"), the other's tried to determine where the heck
they were.
"I need to use the bathroom…" Mumbled Sano.
"Lovely…" Nanashi grumbled sarcastically back to him.
Rem
pulled a coke out of the car & gave a Mountain Dew to Nanashi.
"Do you know how far we are?" asked Nashi, her dog ears
twitching happily as she sipped the soda.
"About an hour…"
Kakairo, who just came back, groggily replied.
"Thank God! I
didn't think driving with you nerds would be so hectic!" Nanashi
griped.
Kakairo growled darkly at her friend, but decided she'd
let Kakashi handle the comment with his own way: the ninja was behind
Nashi with a shook up coke can & the tab aimed right at her…
Click! Shoosh!
"KAKASHI! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
The group sweat-dropped as the now drenched inu snatched some of Kakashi's shriekens, & began to chase him with the sharp projectiles.
"Yesh!
Finally! Amsterdam!" said Nanashi as she stretched her arms out to
get more blood movement through her limbs.
They were all walking
down the hallway of a fancy hotel they were staying at. Each carried
their own bags. Nanashi looked behind her where Kakashi was slowly
limping along.
"Aren't you glad to be here, Kakashi?" she
said sweetly.
"Hmph!"
"Aw you still can't be mad, can
you?"
"You shot a shuriken up my ass… what do you think!"
"Aw… it can't hurt that bad!"
"You shot… a
shuriken… up my ASS!"
"You're such a baby!"
Kakashi
was about to argue when Rem butted in. "Here are our rooms!" she
said a little loud. "Let's just get our stuff in, get settled, &
go exploring."
End of part 2: "Let the Road Trip Begin!"
