Hey there, I really want to wish Ayukazi with Kitty or more specifically Ayukazi a happy birthday! You're one of my fave reviewers because you've been with us since the start and because you always understand Risuna's bad situation (my friends think it's funny)(Kurai: Yes it's more than just funny. It's outright hilarious!). I wanna thank Lady Shadow 77 for doing the Orochi and Kabuto lines when I had CDD. (Kurai: And doing a lot more than just those lines, by the way. Risuna- Yes I know that but I wrote this before you did all that stuff and I don't feel like rewriting it. Kurai: Lazy today?) Anyway thanks for reviewing and again I wish you a really happy b-day. And now onto the story you requested

-Risuna

P.S. Akuma wasn't finished hers by the time this had to go up so it will not be posted now but when she finishes it it will be posted. Also we would like all our reviewers and readers to know that we are willing to write something for your b-day as well, you just have to tell us.

Why I'm Not Allowed to Train With Kabuto

"You've caused me a lot of trouble. First Tayuya and now Kabuto? I do not care how good you are or how much they annoy you, they are still your superiors and you ARE to treat them with RESPECT!"

"Technically that was Tayuya's fault and he shouldn't have antagonized me. Plus they are in no way superior to me."

"Oh really? Can you, pretty girl, summon demons with a flute or make complicated genjutsus on sound? Or run all of my experiments efficiently or kill someone from the inside out? When you can do all of those things you will be superior. You may know how to target someone's weaknesses but unless you can match their strength you are in no way, equal or superior to them." Orochimaru's hand dragged itself along my face, knocking me into the wall behind me. "Remember that or you won't last long."

"I may not be stronger than them but if I can put Tayuya under a genjutsu without her knowing and almost accidentally kill Kabuto then I am damn sure that I'm as good as them."

"Perhaps; the faint hope that you will outgrow this insolence and be a useful tool is the only reason why you are alive and not one of my experiments. Go and find someone else who is willing to deal with your antics and train you." Deciding to not piss him off anymore I grumbled, "Fine," and left.

But not before he replied, "Good. Do not disappoint me again."

Five minutes later

"Hey Kidomaru will you-"

"No."

"You didn't even know what I was gonna ask!" He smirked.

"So you didn't get in trouble with Orochimaru-sama and are now looking for someone to train you?" I glared at him.

"Oh shut up. And why won't you train me?"

"Because I don't feel like being decapitated."

"I didn't decapitate him, I almost decapitated him."

"Not until you have a higher level of control." And then he walked away.

Ten Minutes Later

Hmmmm...who to ask now? My question was answered when I saw Kin walking down the hall.

"Hey Kin!" I ran over to her. "So here's the deal I need someone to train me and I thought that maybe you-"

"No."

"Awww come on, why not?"

"From what I heard it's hazardous to a person's health." I grimaced at her.

"It's not my fault they were annoying me."

"I don't care, besides you'd get hurt if you tried to fight me."

"Please I've never even seen you fight. In fact can you even fight?" That was obviously the wrong thing to say because I had to dodge several senbon she threw. "Oh come on it was a joke."

"Go away and bug someone else."

Twenty Minutes Later

So yeah everyone else in Oto is a total wimp. Hey, they all thought that me trapping Tayuya in a simple genjutsu was hilarious and I almost decapitated Kabuto. Almost, for pete's sake, is not the same as actually killing him! Well my current options are begging Orochimaru to train me (No way in hell is that going to happen), or apologize to either or both Tayuya and Kabuto, (Maybe to Kabuto, Tayuya annoys me too much). And I should after I calm down before I nearly kill him . . . again.

That's how I found myself at Kimimaro's bedroom.

"So what did you do now?"

"Why is it I have to have done something to come see you?"

"So the rumours aren't true?"

"How did you even hear about that! But fine I almost decapitated Kabuto. It's not my fault he's an arrogant jerk." He sighed.

"You really do need better self-control."

"Hey he started it."

"What happened?"

I scowled as I saw the glow around my hands recede. Why wouldn't that stupid fish just live? Hell, for all I knew it wasn't even possible to revive a fish, and everyone decided to see if they could trick me.

"I hate to break it to you, Risuna, but if that's your best effort well. . . don't quit your taijutsu." I glared at him.

"Well what do you expect, it's not like I've been doing this my whole life!"

"And here I thought you couldn't remember what you did in the past."

"Shut up," I growled at him turning back to the fish and trying again. Ok, this is starting to get really annoying.

"Obviously Medical Ninjutsu isn't your talents so let's just stop wasting time here."

"No I will get this stupid fish to live! I don't care how long it takes."

He sighed, "Fine, but realize that Orochimaru-sama is already impatient with you to become useful, and this will make him even more impatient. His servants are never failures and frankly you're the exception to the rule." And there goes the little patience I still had.

"If I suck so much why don't you just leave then! You're getting distracting anyway!"

He smirked, "You only had to ask, my dear subordinate." And as he turned to walk away my self control snapped.

"I am not your subordinate!" The next thing I knew I had a kunai in my hand and I threw it. Unfortunately since my aim wasn't good instead of going by his head it went for his neck. Luckily Kabuto is more skilled than I am and he managed to move so it didn't kill him but it still grazed his neck.

"And that was supposed to accomplish what?" Uh-oh. That's the deadly calm tone I've learned can mean nothing good. "Orochimaru-sama will not be pleased to learn of this." And yeah, there's the thing I should be worrying about.

"You really do need to learn more control."

"Shut up."