Dear Diary,
So it's been a couple of days now. Mica just dropped me off after a boring hour of having sex. It gets so boring sometimes, having to moan and pretend that it feels great. Ugh so pathetic really, I just don't get why guys find this stuff appealing. Don't they see that the act of sex is only pleasurable to them only? Like seriously, they're just pigs anyways.
Hopefully I have successfully passed on my tether to him. I am in need of a wider base of men in my life. Hey, I used to make out with Kevin's wife from time to time. It usually happened with the persistence of Kevin, being a fucken horn dog. I wonder if what I got will spread to kissing as well. Hmm, I should call Kevin so when I get back I can get the weekly fucking he wants, since he can really only have sex with me unless he wants to be contagious, and then I'll just blow him. I just have to be super careful about it showing through.
Oh by the way, I found out what I got. Apparently I have Hepatitis something. It's supposed to be dangerous and the only strange thing to happen is that I don't pee yellow anymore. Eh, I am not really worried through. I am already in Hawaii, enjoying the fucken babysitting job I got trapped in. Apparently my beloved sister thought by inviting me here to the great city, that I would somehow just become her babysitter for her newborn.
I even avoid going to the beach, it completely annoying to get wet when you have everything else to do. Like me, I like playing candy crush, fucking with my girlfriend's men and friends, and sometimes even chatting with people. So with that in mind, why the fuck would I go to the fucken beach to tan and be useless. I went once this week, and met Mica. A hotel assistant who mistaken me for a guest.
It didn't take long for me to manipulate him into thinking that I meant more to him than his new wife and child. I ended up fucking him right there on the beach right after eleven at night. I know he wanted me, even though he kept telling me that he just got married and such. Completely wanted me, I saw the way he looked at my double D breasts.
Everyone wants me, and I'll give them just that. After they get infected, I will own them. They will all come to me for attention and affection.
-Mary
