Hey guys sorry i havent updated in so long im gonna make this chapter SUPER SPECTACULAR AWESOMENESS~Shadowsamatheexorcist

After the Party~~

THE AIRPLANE RIDE

"Renji get your damn feet off my chair"

"Get your chair off my feet!"

"A-are we very high? h-high placesss...BLURG!''

"HANATAROU! GROSS GET A BAGGIE!"

"Hey! Lay off him!"

"Hana-Chan are you alright?"

"...You all annoy me"

"Oh shut up,...pompous bastard..."

"Did you say something?"

"BITE ME BITCH"

"WHO WANTS TO GET DRUNK?"

"..."

"GREAT KIRA, SHUHEI COME."

"B-but.."

"NO WA-"

SLAM

"idiots..", Byakuya murmured.

"yes you are..", grumbled Grimmjow. Byakuya glared at him. Ichigo mentally facepalmed but since its mental it affected someone else physically. "OWW! Damn you!" Ichigo smirked,"hahaha..." Ishida shot him a weird look.

"Hana-Chans a little sick..", said Orihime as she rubbed Hanatarou's back soothingly. Rukia glared at Yumichika as he tried to wipe barf off his sweater.

"Renji GET. YOUR. FUCKING. FEET. OFF. MY. FUCKING. CHAIR",Hiyori glared menacingly. Renji glared back.

"Dumbass"

"Monkey Fucker"

Everyones heads whipped back and forth like they were watching a tennis match. Except Byakuya. He never cares.

"Bitch"

"whore"

"She-demon son of a mother fucking BITCH"

"MONKEY FUCKING GAY WHORE"

"The Doctor called, he wants his tits back. OH WAIT You don't have any WRONG NUMBER BITCH"

"ENGLAND WANTS HIS EYEBROWS BACK YOU GAY WHORE" ~oh Igirisu i am so sorry. im such a bitch~

Renji snapped. OH NO YOU DIDNT GURLFRIEND. GURL PLEEASE. no one AND i mean NO. ONE. made fun of his eyebrows.

Renji lunged for her throat. Ichigo caught Renji's face in his hand, and proceeded to squish it. HARD. ~i mean HARD bitches that mothafucker hurts like a BITCH~ "FUCK OFF RENJI. DO YOU WANT US TO GET KICKED OFF THE FUCKING PLANE?"

He shoved Renji back into his seat with much grumbling.

Grimmjow smirked. "Shinigami's got spunk..." ~ohohohon Griiimjowww wut are you thiinkinnng?~

"urrrgh...when do we get off?", Urahara mumbled, feeling quite sick himself. Tessai offered him some medicine with he declined. He'd had enough those other times...

"We get off in like, forty five minutes", Ichigo said, glancing at his watch. Shinji grumbled from the back.

"This Bitch better be worth it. I fucking hate planes.." Ichigo stared at him.

"What?"

"You walk in midair. All the time. UPSIDE DOWN"

"Your point?"

"nothing..nothing.." Everyone became extremely flipped the seat tray up and down repeatedly.

Thwack

Thwack

Thwack

Thwa- Rukia came over and ripped the tray from the seat and threw it across the room. She gave them all a look like: You KNOW you wanted to do that.

No one said anything about it.

Renji suddenly came to a realization.

"Where the fuck is Ukitake and Kyoraku-Taichou?" Nobody really felt like answering that one lest they barf their guts up.

Grimmjow walked on the ceiling a little to amuse himself. But when Yachiru began swinging from his hair he decided to stop.

He sat upside down in his seat so his head touched the floor. Yumichika who was behind them, grimaced in disgust as Grimmjow's feet were level with his head.

"So. Fucking. bored."

"What do want me to do about it?"

"...Got an ipod?"

Ichigo pulled out his Ipod nano and pushed the headphones onto Grimmjow's head. ~Ichi's too awesome to use earbuds~

He pressed a button so it played a whole album of Rise Against.

"...thanks...Ichigo..." Ichigo did a double take. Did he just...?

"..You called me by my name...", murmured Ichigo, mildly amused. Grimmjow couldn't hear this though because he was now officially Jamming. ~thats right bitches~

ITS FLORIDA BITCHES~~~

"LAND!" Hanatarou practically dove off the plane.

"Finally"

"Were out thank god"

Thus it proves that this group in close proximity together, is not a good idea.

"Alright lets get to that hotel bitches!", Renji lead them to the nearest Orlando bus stop. Everyone piled their luggage onto Toshiro.

"Why the fuck do i have to carry it?" No one answered him. Poor Bastard.

And then Renji came to another brilliant realization.

"Why can't we just use our super ninja skills and like, sonido there?" HURR DURR RENJI.

Rukia replied," We cant just do that! were in our gigai! Plus, this is a total human like experiance, remember guys,we are Human!"

"WE ARE HUMAN!", The group shouted, earning some strange looks from nearby tourists.

THE HOTEL~~~

"Oh this is so nice!", Orihime exclaimed.

"Whoa"

"SHHHIT"

"DAAYUMMM"

"...elegant"

"AWESOME!"

"HOLY FUCK THIS IS COOL"

And it was cool. Urahara had managed to reserve rooms in the best Hotel in Orlando. There was a huge chandalier on the ceiling, lights twinkled from every corner, you could smell the delicious deserts and pastries coming from the dining area.

The employee's were dressed nice, polite, and DIDN'T smell like cigarette smoke for a change.

Grimmjow was the most excited of all. You didn't experiance something like this everyday in Hueco Mundo.

"What's that?"

"The bellhop"

"What's that?"

"The luggage cart", Ichigo said, laughing a little.

"What's that?"

"..um..the Bathrooms."

"ON TOWARDS THE ROOM BITCHESS!", Renji shouted, getting some dissaproving looks from old people.

the room was completely Awesome. There was a huge flat screen T.V decked out(Yes DECKED OUT BITCHES)with speakers on the wall with a Wii, X-box 360, Playstation 3 and twenty wireless game controllers. There were racks of every junk food you can imagine. There was a seperate room with a huge stereo system with tons of CDs and a disco ball hanging from the ceiling.

There were four touch screen laptops with desks and chairs. This place was SICK.

"This place is SICK!", Renji yelled.

"THE GIRLS CALL THAT ROOM!", Rukia yelled and she lead the girls into a seperate bedroom with their luggage.

"SWEET! LETS PLAY BLACK OPS" Renji went to start up the television. Sure he couldn't possibly figure it out on his own, Byakuya went to assist him. "I want the futon" Shinji flopped on the futon and grabbed a game controller.

"Me and Kyoraku want this bed!", Ukitake called happily as he and Kyoraku sat on said bed.

"Hey Guys we should order room service!", Ichigo yelled over the noise of gunfire as Shinji and Renji battled it out on screen.

"Yeah im fucking starving!", Grimmjow said.

"PIZZA!" Kensei yelled. (when the fuck did he get here?)

"PIZZAAA!" The guys yelled in unison.

"Alright what drinks?", Ichigo asked, "And NO alcohal!"

A few men groaned at this.

"!"

"Coke!"

"ORANGE SOOODA!"

"Okay we can get all off those", Ichigo said. He dialed the number and ordered their food.

As they waited they played video games,lounged on the couch, and told stories. Renji suddenly jumped up and yelled,"PILLOW FIIIIGHT!" The guys immediately grabbed their pillows and beat each other with them with the music cranked up.

The doorbell rang and Ichigo(Being the responsible dude that he is) ran to get it. He apologized to the room service guy for the noise but he just laughed and said, "You having some party dude! Somebody's Birthday?"

"Yeah Mine!" The guy laughed and clapped him on the shoulder.

"Happy Birthday Man!"

Ichigo had to admit, this was by far the COOLEST KICK ASS Birthday he'd ever had.

OH MY GOOOOOD SUCH A LONG CHAPTER.

But i havent updated in so long you guys fucking deserve it :D

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