For those who waited the next chapter, sorry for the wait. Here's chapter 3! I got no saying in the after note of this chapter, so enjoy! -AymNaruGeta

Chapter 3: Porns Upgrade

Kame House

Master Roshi, Yamcha, and Krillin was watching TV. "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!" laughed Master Roshi.

Outside Kame House

Swallow (Referring to Goku as a cyborg), Directions (Referring to Gohan as a cyborg), Pornoctura (Referring to Oturan as a cyborg), and Geta-Blaze (Referring to Vegeta as a cyborg) landed on a tiny island with a house. "We now reach our destination," Directions said. Swallow knocked the door. "Master Roshi, we brought a super hot friend!" said Swallow. Swallow stares at Pornactura. "Stand behind me, Pornoctura."

Master Roshi appears to open the front door. "Hey, Go...uh, lines, please?" Master Roshi asked. "Swallow, what brings you here?" said the director. " I mean, Swallow! What brings you here?" Master Roshi asked.

"There's a girl who has malfunction her memories, Master Roshi, and could you bring Bulma out here?" asked Swallow.

"I'm sorry, Swallow, Bulma can't come outside because she's mad about something," Master Roshi said, adjusting his sunglasses. "Why?" asked Directions. "Just don't effing ask him why!" Geta-Blaze shouts, staring at Directions.

Kame House

Krillin notice Geta-Blaze's voice. "Was that Geta-Blaze outside?" Krillin asked. "Krillin, be quiet! I can't hear what's happening on the TV!" said Yamcha.

Outside Kame House

"Well, Master Roshi, without the reason, we brought a friend instead," Swallow said. "Pornoctura, show yourself." Pornoctura appeared behind Goku.

"That's Master Roshi, is it? He looks pretty wise," said Pornoctura. "Heh-heh-heh! Look at that giant breasts you have, Porna!" Master Roshi laughed. "Her name is Pornoctura, and she is part of us," said Directions, grinning.

Master Roshi whispered at Swallow, "Swallow, if I promise you to bring Bulma out, I would dare you to pull Pornotura's top off to show her breasts." "What? There's no way I can't do that!" Swallow whispered.

"Just let Geta-Blaze cover her eyes while you and Directions pull her metal top down, she won't notice what's going on," whispered Master Roshi.

Swallow whispered to Directions and Geta-Blaze, "Directions, you'll pull Pornoctura's upper clothes for Master Roshi with me, and Geta-Blaze, cover Pornoctura's eyes."

"Oh, hell no!" Geta-Blaze shouted. "I'll be thinking about her nude body when that old pervert encourage me!" "Just do it! This would happen all at once," whispered Direction. Geta-Blaze starts stammering. "There is nothing to see here, Pornoctura, just think about your imagination now!" Geta-Blaze stuttered, covering Pornoctura's eyes with his hands as he sweat on his face.

"Here goes nothing!" shuddered Directions. Direction and Swallow pull Pornoctura's metal upper clothes down while Geta-Blaze and Direction shrieked and close their eyes or looking away. "My eyes is dazzling with a woman's chest!" Master Roshi hooted, laughing.

Kame House Living Room

"What's Master Roshi is hooting about?" asked Krillin.

Outside Kame House

"Ohohoho! You two can come in!" Master Roshi hooted, pointing at Swallow and Pornoctura. Direction quickly pull Pornoctura's upper clothes back up while Geta-Blaze removed his hands off of Pornoctura's eyes. "You pervert! Don't touch me!" Pornoctura shouted.

Her face turn cheeky red and her right hand turns into a heat slap as she slapped Swallow, Direction, and Geta-Blaze's face, but Geta-Blaze avoided getting slapped by Pornoctura. Swallow and Direction paused at Pornoctura while she pulled Swallow's ear.

"Easy with my ear!" howled Swallow. She pulled Swallow's ear to the Kame House. "Wait, my ear is not made of humans!" He pulls his ears as Pornoctura let go of Swallow's ear.

Master Roshi stared at Pornoctura's butt and touched it. "You have a huge butt too!" laughed Master Roshi. Pornoctura exclaimed and slapped Master Roshi's face. "What a woman!" tittered Master Roshi. "I can even feel the heat on my face, heh-heh."

"Close one..." Geta-Blaze huffed, turning bright red. Swallow kneeled down his knees and put his right hand on the back of his head and his other hand on his back as he turn bright red.

"Oh, my gosh, I'm glad that's over…" huffed Directions. "I'm sure hope Videl won't try to see me do embarrassing thing for Pornoctura and her perfect body."

"Yeah, Razor-Shot and I think of the same thing for our wife," Geta-Blaze huffed. "I for sure that woman won't hear me screaming like a woman." Swallow and Pornoctura went inside the Kame House with Master Roshi.

Inside Kame House

"Swallow!" said Krillin. He stare at Pornoctura as he whistled, and then toward Swallow. "Oh, Swallow, who's that chick you made friend with?" "Huh? Chick?" Yamcha exclaimed.

Yamcha stare at Pornoctura, giving a wolf whistle. "(Oh, she's so cute, yet curvy!)" "Her name is Pornoctura," said Swallow. Yamcha shakes Pornoctura's hand. "Hi, Pornoctura, I'm Yamcha! Can you tell me how old you are?" Yamcha asked, grinning. "You look like you're twenty." "Actually, I'm fifteen," said Pornoctura. "You use to be scared of girls."

Krillin and Yamcha's jaws are down and paused for a few seconds. "Krillin? Yamcha? What the heck is happening to you guys?" Swallow asked.

"Uh...nothing! That's okay! Even if she's still a kid, she is still cute, too, isn't that right, Oturan?" laughed Yamcha, touching Pornotura's shoulder. He squatted down toward Pornoctura's ear. "I'll regret you that you know I used to be afraid of girls."

"Yeah, I agree with Yamcha! I'm Krillin!" Krillin laughed nervously. Swallow gently grab Yamcha's arms to let go of Pornoctura. "I have question, is Bulma's somewhere inside? Pornoctura has an amnesia," asked Swallow. "She seems to lose her control from her armor and strength, and that's why one of her SIM cards is malfunction."

Bulma appeared running down the staircase. She was on her casual shirts, white shorts, and her lab coat (Don't forget, her hair is extremely short).

"Amnesia? Did someone said amnesia? I better practice before I take the examination test!" Bulma asked. "Examination test?" asked Krillin. "My other job is a doctor, silly," Bulma said. "Now who has an amnesia?"

"This chick does," said Krillin, pointing at Pornoctura. "Wow, maybe that's why you're acting so serious, Bulma!" Swallow laughed. "I'll flunk the examination test if you don't be quiet!" shouted Bulma. Swallow exclaimed in fear.

Outside Kame House

Geta-Blaze and Directions was staring at the windows. "It looks like Bulma is acting like she is worried and in a hurry," Directions said. "Will you ever shut your mouth up, Directions? I can't hear them what they're saying!" shouted Geta-Blaze.

Inside Kame House

"Directions, Geta-Blaze, come inside!" Swallow said.

Outside Kame House

"Dad, is the door unlocked?" Directions asked.

Inside Kame House

Yamcha opened the door for Directions and Geta-Blaze. "I got it!" said Yamcha. "Directions, Geta-Blaze! What a surprise! I knew it's you!" He start laughing. "Razor-Shot, what the hell is going on?" Geta-Blaze yelled.

Bulma stared at Geta-Blaze. "Veget...lines!" exclaimed Bulma. "Geta-Blaze!" the director said. "Geta-Blaze!" exclaimed Bulma. "We just had a talk," said Swallow. He whisper to Geta-Blaze, "Yamcha, Krillin, and Master Roshi are making the fuss out of Pornoctura who looks super hot as Bulma."

"All right, so the problem with the hottie who looks like me has been malfunction, then you, Swallow, and Directions came here for a reason?!" Bulma shouted, glaring at Geta-Blaze. "Calm down, Bulma, we only want to see what happened to Pornoctura's memories, and she is our friend. Geta-Blaze has more responsible for her," said Directions.

"Um, Pornoctura, right?" Bulma stuttered, trying to pronounced Pornoctura's name. "(Kami, Pornoctura's name is strange, unlike my name…)" Pornoctura shook her head. "Do me a favor, Pornoctura, could you squat down so I can see your whole head?" Pornoctura sats down on the floor. "Why do you want me to to sit down?" asked Pornoctura.

Bulma touched Pornoctura's head. "Yow!" Bulma exclaimed. She blow her hand to cool down her burning hand. "What is it?" asked Krillin. "Her head is heating up!" Bulma exclaimed.

"She has a fever, isn't she?" asked Yamcha, raising his voice. "Yamcha, she's a half cyborg and half Saiyan," Krillin said. "Yeesh, that's a lot worse than the time I hit my head as a baby!" exclaimed Swallow.

"I have the solution for her!" Bulma said. "What is it, Bulma?" exclaimed Master Roshi. She pulls out the SIM card inside her pocket and give the new, refresh SIM card to Goku. "Goku, put this SIM card in your pocket," Bulma said. "The next day, give her that."

"What might happened if I give her the SIM card now?" asked Goku. "Give her a day to refresh, and give it to her by the next day," Bulma said.