Well. Here I am in a forest looking for this 'Purple Heart'. No clue where she landed but I'm sure I can't miss it.

Seeing as it was nighttime here travel was easy for me. All I have to do is become one with the shadows. And I mean that literally.

Yes that's one of the powers I have. One of the standard ones the Old Man always grants us no matter where we go. What's that? Who's this 'Old Man'? We don't know since he hasn't told us his name but some of us are convinced that he's a god considering how he used to be buddies with Ilias and that Ena Kros. But that's not important. And yes advanced cellular regeneration IS another standard power which is how I was able to put my chin back together after it was sliced in half AND how I'm okay after having my heart and right lung pierced.

Anyways with that bit of lore out of the way I've finally come across someone unconscious... And being... Molested by slimes... Sigh.

Deciding to get to work I pull out a katana. Hey it's gotta be overused for a reason right?

Rushing at the slimes I see that they have a dogs face and ears and oh my god they look so CUTE. I almost don't wanna kill them. Almost.

"Oi Puppy's lookie here." I shouted at them causing them to look at me.

I held my katana up in the air and shouted. "I got a treat for you."

And so they rushed me and looked so cute while doing it too.

Cursing whatever deity made these things so cute I go to work.

One of the slimes jumped at me and I responded by slashing it in half. Nice to know that where ever I go, slimes will always be the weakest monsters to exist.

Two more rushed me from the front. A single slice was all that was needed to deal with them. Only one left... Where is it? Wait... Somethings on my back...

I looked over my shoulder and saw the last slime clinging to my back trying its best to hurt me... Sigh. Pulling the slime off my back (somehow) I throw it into the air and when it comes back down I slice it apart.

Then time stopped and you know what that means.

*RINGRING RINGRING*

"Hello."

"Ok we did a bit of research about what happens and be on the lookout for someone named Compa. I'm uploading a picture to you and information about her now."

Suddenly an image came out of my left eye showing a girl with creamy pink hair and eyes with a black headband on her... Well head. She's wearing a skirt and a tan white wool styled tank top with the sleeves detached, black brown knee socks with light pink heart cut frills and carrying a black hip purse and heart buttons. Huh interesting.

"Yeah we kinda had to look at the wiki for that description."

"Wow. That's just sad. So is she someone I need to kill?"

"Does she LOOK like someone who's evil!?"

"Appearances can be deceiving."

"The worst you'll have to worry about is her bandaging you. Oh and her GIANT FUCKING NEEDLE!"

My eyes widened. "Needle?"

Yes believe it or not I'm scared of needles. Who isn't?

"Just make sure she gets the kid out of there. Also about that blue haired girl."

"Hey how was I supposed to know she'd go psycho? I was just trying to boost her self esteem."

"Oh no I wasn't gonna talk about that. It's just that she looks familiar."

"Hmmm let's see: Light blue hair, uses an axe, wears skin tight clothing... Oh my god it's Labrys."

"Well have fun with that."

*CLICK*

Sighing once more I decide to check on the unconscious person. As I get closer I see she doesn't look like the person I'm looking for but my natural instinct tells me it's her.

Gotta say her fashion sense is odd and that's coming from the guy who doesn't understand anything about fashion. Her hairs shoulder length and a light purple and she's got the weirdest hair clips I've ever seen in the shape of two game pads. She's wearing a big white hoodie with purple striped cuffs, lining and a purple hood. I can't see any shorts though... I wonder.

As I go to check her lower half more closely I suddenly feel a massive pain immobilising me. Then time stopped.

*RINGRING RINGRING RINGRING*

Uh oh. Three rings that means I'm in trouble.

"What did I do?" I asked.

"What were you doing?" A voice said with disapproval dripping from it.

"I was going to see if she had any shorts on." I said slowly.

"Hmm. Care to phrase that better?"

"I.. Don't think I need to."

"Didn't anyone tell you never to put your head near a woman's lower half without her consent?"

"She's unconscious it's not like she's gon- GAH" I said before being interrupted by more pain.

"Again. Phrasing. Your wondering why your feeling pain. Sometimes we need to make sure our Agents don't become disgusting slobbering beasts you'd find in an alleyway."

"That doesn't explain HOW or WHERE the pains coming from."

"Basically? We're all connected. We know what each other is thinking and if the Old Man allows it we can give each other a little reminder to behave. So yeah BEHAVE. Now I gotta go one of our agents just sent us a Fade Rift and we're trying to get it someplace where demons won't disrupt us. See ya."

*CLICK*

Great I'm already on the watch list. And seriously? A Fade Rift? Strange thing to send. Oh right your wondering why and how the fuck we got a Fade Rift. Well sometimes Agents come across something someone at the base wants or needs or they think it'll make a nice gift or something like that. I know, it's weird. As for how well we open a very short lived dimensional tear and throw it in. Sometimes it's big sometimes it's small. What are we gonna DO with a Fade Rift? ... Hell if I know.

Anyways with that out of the way I climb a tree and rest comfortably laying back on a branch after making sure it wouldn't collapse under my weight.

Not sure how long I waited but eventually someone appeared. Appearance matched the image I was shown earlier. It's Compa. Watching her pick up the kid and starting to walk off somewhere with her I decide to make my presence known by sliding off the branch. Would've looked cool if I didn't land face first.

"Uh are you okay?" I heard a voice, no doubt Compa's ask me.

Lifting my head off the ground I smile and respond. "Oh don't worry I'm okay, this kinda thing happens when your me."

"Are you sure? That looked like it hurt." Compa asked, sounding worried.

"Oh it did. I'll be fine. Anyways what's someone like you doing in a dangerous place like this?" I asked her.

"Oh well I saw a shooting star land nearby so I decided to see what it was. I never would of imagined it would be a person." Compa said, gesturing to the (still) unconscious person hung over her shoulder. "What are you doing here?"

"Just taking a walk, hanging from trees, saving people from monsters." I answer, pulling my katana out of its sheath and checking if it needs sharpening.

"Oh okay then." She said and began walking off.

Naturally I begin to follow her. We got to what I assumed was her house without incident. Gotta say it's a rather cozy looking place.

I watched Compa lay the girl on a bed and decided to speak up.

"So what do you wanna do while we wait for her to wake up." Is what I was gonna say but I didn't get past do before she shrieks and pulls out a giant needle.

"How did you get in here?" She asked eyes wide.

"I walked in through the door after you did. Don't worry I closed it." I replied casually, trying not to shriek at the sight of the huge needle.

"Uh okay why are you here?" She asked me, uneasy.

"Well I'm bored and someone who fell from the sky is definitely gonna be going on an adventure and I want front row seats to it." I summed up. "If you're worried about me freeloading until then, don't worry I'll provide for myself."

"Well I guess you can stay then." Compa said, slightly reluctantly.

"Thanks. Know anywhere I can do some jobs?" I asked.

"Well there's the Guild. There's been a lot of monsters recently so I'm sure they'll have something." She said.

"All right then I'm off." I said opening the window, jumping out and running towards the city.

Of course I didn't know where the Guild was so naturally I got lost. Gotta say though this city is pretty advanced. Then I bumped into someone. I turned around to tell them to watch where their going but then I saw what they looked like. Or rather what they didn't look like.

It was a silhouette of a person. LITERALLY a silhouette. Odd world this one is.

"What are you looking at?" It asked me in an obviously male voice.

"I'm looking for the Guild. Know where it is?" I asked it.

"Sigh. Just turn left down the street up ahead and keep going straight. You'll know it when you see it." He said, pointing ahead of me.

"Thanks. Bye." I thanked it.

Turns out the Guild was a building I'd already walked past a few times.

Luckily the door wasn't locked. Guess it's one of those Guilds that's always open or something.

Inside wasn't that detailed. There was a desk, some tables and chairs and a big old bounty board. With only one job on it. Meh I'll take it even if it's a fetch quest.

As soon as I grab it another hand also grabs it. I look at the other person and take in their appearance.

It's a girl with emerald eyes and light brown hair, waist length, with bangs on her right side of her face. She has a leafy green hair piece. She's wearing a black tank top, short shorts and a belt around her waist. She's also wearing a dark blue jacket that's too big for her. She's also wearing matching boots. She's ALSO glaring at me. I glare back.

After a while I get tired of our staring contest and decide to speak.

"All right how about this? We split the reward between the two of us." I offer.

She scoffed. "Ha usually people say they touched it first."

"Look we could argue about who touched what first or we can do the job together and split the reward money." I said.

"All right then. I guess I could share the money with some no name." She replied arrogantly.

"I'm only a no name because I'm new to this place. Just you wait soon I'll establish my own seat of power here." I replied, also arrogant.

She laughed. "HAHAHAHA oh you're not from here are you?" She asked me.

"No I'm not. Now enough talking lets get to work." I say, eager to get to work.

The job was simple enough. Go to some place and kill some monsters. When we got there though.

"Hey I bet I can kill more monsters then you." I said.

"Oh you're on." My companion said.

Turns out I'm a bit rusty seeing as I only got 10 kills and she got 40. Still got a few 'credits' though.

"Looks like I win." She pointed out.

"Yeah yeah. Don't get too cocky about it." I replied.

We went back to the Guild, turned in the quest, went our separate ways and now I'm standing in front of the door to Compa's house. I've been waiting for 30 minutes for her to open the door now. I even knocked.

Getting impatient I decide to slip into the shadows and go in through the gap at the bottom of the door. Turns out no ones here. Not even the girl from the forest.

Annoyed that I had to wait even more I open the fridge and look inside. Not much to choose from. So I took it upon myself to cook something. Decided to make some chocolate pudding.

Playing some music in my head I didn't hear the door opening and the sound of feet moving through the house. Taking the pudding out of the oven I turn around and see a pair of light purple eyes staring at me accusingly.

Authors note: Well this upload took longer then it should of. So here's how my "upload schedule" works: I finish a chapter, I work on the next one a bit, when next chapters done I upload the previous chapter. Basically I'm uploading this when chapter 4 is done and will release 4 when 5 is done. It's weird thing I'm doing but whatever. I'll try not to keep you waiting so long next time. No promises though.