Awkward Furt Moments Chapter 3
A/N: The third and final chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.
"Kurt, let me in!"
"Go away Finn, I'm in the bath."
"But Kurt I need to pee! And the other bathroom is being redone!"
"I don't care Finn, just hold it in."
"..."
"FINN GET OUT!"
"I'll only be a minute, I'm dying to go!
"Finn, I'm naked here."
"Relax, I can't see you underneath that mountain of bubbles. Seriously Kurt? Is all that really necessary?"
"Yes Finn. Now get out."
"In a sec, just give me a minute."
"I hate you sometimes."
"..."
"What's taking so long?"
"Well I can't go if someone's watching me."
"I'm not watching you Finn."
"Just face the wall."
"..."
"There, done. Have fun with your bath."
"Finn?"
"Yeah?"
"Wash your hands."
"Sorry, forgot."
"..."
"Now get out."
"..."
"What was that noise?"
"Umm, don't get mad."
"Finn..."
"It's just, the door is well..."
"Spit it out Finn."
"It's kinda stuck."
"What? Well pull it harder."
"Yeah I'm trying, I think it's jammed."
"Oh, I swear, I will kill you."
"It's not my fault! It's the stupid doors fault."
"I don't care, I'm blaming you. Are you sure you can't get it open?"
"It isn't moving."
"Great, so we're stuck in here until Dad or Carole gets home, which could be hours away."
"..."
"Finn, why are you laughing?"
"It's just, this has happened before, both of us locked in a room, one of us without clothes."
"Yes, but you voluntarily stripped off because you apparently can't deal with a little heat. I however am in a bath, and was in a bath before you so rudely interrupted thanks to your tiny bladder."
"That closet was like a freaking sauna, I had to do something or I would've burst into flames."
"Unlikely."
"And it's not my fault that you decided to take an extra long bath when you knew we had only one bathroom for the week."
"I've had a stressful day, hence the bubbles. And you're only adding to the stress."
"Sorry."
"Yeah, that sounded sincere."
"Well what do you want me to say, 'Oh Kurt, I'm so deeply sorry for needing to use the bathroom. It is entirely my fault that I interrupted your personal relaxation for my own selfish needs.' "
"It'd be a start."
"..."
"Wow Finn, I didn't know you were capable of pulling off a good glare. Bravo."
"I've been getting looks like that from you for the last two years, I just copied what I saw."
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."
"Dude, what? I'm not coming on to you."
"That's the first thing your brain goes to? Wow Finn, I really do worry for you."
"Oh shut up."
"..."
"..."
"Your bubbles are popping."
"Oh no, pass me the bubble bath."
"You mean this empty bottle in the trash? I think you used it all bro."
"Of course I did, why is this my life?"
"You're running out of bubbles, you haven't been struck by a meteor or anything."
"Why a meteor?"
"Watched Armageddon last night."
"Ah."
"My point is, bubbles popping isn't really that big of a deal."
"It is to me."
"Is this that whole weird body thing you have?"
"It's not weird Finn, we've been over this, now hush."
"..."
"..."
"Finn, why are you still laughing."
"It's funny. In about ten minutes, when all your bubbles have gone, I'm finally going to see you without a shirt on, and probably a lot more than that."
"Congratulations Finn, you must be so pleased. You know I'm starting to think you planned this whole thing in some perverted quest to catch me. Are you sure you aren't gay?"
"Positive, and I'm not that smart dude."
"True. But you are motivated."
"It's just fair, you've seen me without a shirt countless times, I should get to see you at least once. And I'll get to see the rest of you as well, and as you haven't seen the rest of me yet, I'll have the upper hand."
"It's not a competition Finn. And besides, I've already seen you naked."
"What? When?"
"A few weeks ago. You really need to lock your door when you decide to, um, 'have some private time'."
"Oh God."
"Yeah."
"How much did you see? And why didn't you knock?"
"I saw enough. And I did knock, you didn't answer, you had your headphones on and were too busy immersed in your 'activity' to notice me. But don't worry as soon as I realised what was going on, I promptly left and went to carve out my eyes with a blunt knife."
"..."
"Wow Finn, your face is turning a marvellous shade of red."
"..."
"Finn?"
"Well that settles it; I have to see you know. Stand up."
"Grow up Finn."
"..."
"Finn don't you dare come any closer or I will squirt this bottle of shampoo in your eyes."
"No you won't, that shampoo costs like 100 bucks, you love it too much."
"...You know me too well."
"Come on Kurt, it'll be painless."
"Back off Frankenteen. Go sit over there, try and open the door."
"..."
"..."
"Huh..."
"What, Finn?"
"I fixed the door."
"How?"
"Used a toothbrush as a screwdriver."
"How did that even work? It's plastic, and the wrong shape."
"I don't know, maybe it likes me."
"Yes Finn, the door 'likes you'. Throw me a towel so we can get out of here."
"You mean I finally get to see?"
"Throw me a towel, Finn, and then turn around."
"Alright calm down, here you go."
"..."
"..."
"You out yet?"
"Yes."
"Good."
"..."
"Impressive dude."
"Come again?"
"It's just, I don't know why you hide away. You've actually got a pretty good body."
"Thank you, Finn. Now get out of my way, so I can go to my room and forget this whole debacle."
"Uh uh, no way."
"Excuse me?"
"Drop the towel."
"What?"
"Drop the towel, show the goods, and I'll let you out."
"Again with the gay stuff, Finn. Should I take you out for a night in Scandals, get you a little man-lovin'."
"It's not gay stuff, it's guy stuff."
"I'm confused."
"Guys see each other in the showers all the time. Everyone has seen everyone else. You've seen me, but I haven't seen you."
"We aren't in the showers."
"There's a shower not two feet from where we're standing."
"Doesn't count Finn."
"But we agreed, you've seen mine, it's only fair I get to see yours."
"There was no agreement Finn, stop making things up. Now move!"
"How about we do it this way. You can show me now, or I can wait until Blaine comes over and I'll 'accidentally' stumble in on one of your so called 'study sessions.' "
"I really hate you Finn, but fine. If it'll stop this ridiculous behaviour, then I'll do it."
"10 seconds."
"1 second."
"5 seconds."
"1 second."
"2 seconds?"
"Done."
"..."
"..."
"There, happy now? I've just humiliated myself in front of you. I feel like a piece of meat, or like I'm on display in the zoo. But whatever, as long you get what you want."
"..."
"Finn?"
"..."
"Finn, what's wrong?"
"..."
"Finn, you're scaring me! What is it?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"You're bigger than me."
THE END.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Let me know what you think in the reviews. 'Furt' is my favourite pairing on the show, and they just don't show enough of Kurt and Finn acting all brotherly. Maybe we'll get a few more interactions between them this season. I hope so. Anyway, thanks for reading!
