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They finished eating quickly and Clary dumped her plates in the sink; Jace followed suit and then they headed back to the room they were previously.

"Gosh my mums so over the top. You'd think she knew about last Tuesday."

Jace chuckled. "Or she didn't, and didn't want that to happen."

"Nah she definitely knew I think."

"If she does know then my mum and Mayrse will know; they never stop gossiping to each other."

"I know, its crazy. But I reckon it was on her mum radar."

"Yeah because," Jace slowly kissed along Clary's jaw,"the loss of a child's virginity, would show up for sure."

Clary blushed and lifted her head up to properly connect their lips. Jace's hands rested on her hips and slowly he drew circles with his thumb.

"Come on," Clary said against his lips, "we really do need to do homework."

"I know I know," jace said reluctantly, pulling away as he went. "Lets get this over with."

"Thanks for staying and helping," Clary said with a smile.

"No problems, anything for my favourite girlfriend." Clary raised her eyebrows and crossed her arms.

"Wait that came out wrong. You're my only girlfriend. You know that babe?" Clary didn't say anything. "Babe? Clare?" Jace kissed her on the cheek. "Clary?"

"I know," Clary said with a cheeky grin, kissing Jace once again on the lips. He laughed and took a step back.

"Your going to pay for that Clare."

"Jace?"

"Run." Jace said, and Clary didn't need to be told twice. She took off around the room, evading him easily and ran down the hall. In a moment of sheer panic she ran into her room. One of the worst places because there was no where to go once inside. There was her walk in robe and ensuite, but she was already on the other side of the bed, and the bed was blocking her from escaping. Not to mention the 6 foot golden teenager standing at the other side of it.

"Clary. Was that a smart idea?"

"No?"

"No it wasn't."

Clary took a moment to assess her options. She could give in. Fat chance. She could try and run around him; also nearly impossible. Or she could distract him. She decided that was her best option; even though it was still a long shot. She looked over his shoulder.

"Oh uh, um, hi mum." She said nervously. Jace whirled around and using the to her advantage Clary jumped over the bed, and to hold him up more dacked him and darted away. But not quickly enough. She felt arms around her midriff and she was flung onto the bed, her dress flipping up and Jace's hands tickling her sides. Clary squirmed around, also squealed in an attempt to get Jace off her to no prevail. He finally stilled an Clary relaxed slightly, only to have Jace lye down on top of her.

"Jace!" Clary gasped out, getting crushed under his weight.

"Clary. This will teach you." He said with a cheeky grinned and lowered his lips to her neck; where he blew a big raspberry. Clary gasped in surprise and tried again to wiggle free. She was just about ready to knee Jace where it would hurt when a strangled gasp distracted her.

"OH MY GOD! JONATHAN CHRISTOPHER HERONDALE GET OFF MY DAUGHTER!" Clary went bright red and pushed a stunned Jace off of her, quickly smoothing down her skirt as she went.

"Mum, trust me I know what it looks-"

"WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! CLARY IT LOOKED LIKE YOU AND JACE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVING SEX!" Clary winced and slapped Jaces arm.

"Pull your pants up idiot." She hissed.

"Mum, please calm-"

"CALM DOWN! CLARY DO YOU HAVE-"

"Whats going on?" Jon asked mildly from the doorway.

"YOUR SISTER-"

"Mum caught me and Jace in a bad position."

Jon raised an eyebrow, motioning for her to continue. "He was chasing me, so to get away I dacked him, but he grabbed me and chucked me on the bed, of course my dress flipped up, and he was tickling me but then just slumped on top of me to annoy me. Which was, of course, how mum caught us." Before Clary had even finished Jon was pissing himself laughing.

"Clare, that is gold."

"Shutup." Clary grumbled.

"Clarissa! I cant believe you-"

"Mum, seriously, its not what it looked like."

Jocelyn smirked at Clary. "I didn't think so."

"Then what was the-"

"Theatrics. TO scare the crap out of Jace. Look at him, hes half way between pale and bright red."

"Mum! That's terrible! Stop harassing my boyfriend!"

"But seriously Clary. Why was he in your bedroom."

"He was chasing me cause I was teasing him."

Jocelyn raised an eyebrow. "As in about something he said." Clary said hastily.

"Good, and if you do decide to, well-"

"Mum!" Clary exclaimed.

"No Clary, you need to know the danger. Of course-" Jocelyn moved to sit down on her bed beside Jace, patting him reassuringly on the knee.

"That's my cue to leave." Jon said throwing a gloating smirk at Jace and Clary.

"Of course you could get pregnant, or get an STI, so make sure you use protection."

"Mum, shutup please! Ugh, we learn all this crap at school!"

"I know sweetie, I just want to embarrass you."

"What about 'I just want to protect you'?"

"No, embarrasing come above that right now. And besides, if you did, I highly doubt youd leave the door open."

"SO you wouldn't care if I did?"

"That's not what I said Clare. I would of course prefer you to wait, but its your body." She said with a sigh.

"Anyway, Jace please vacate Clarys room, Clary hurry up and at least begin your homework. Ive got a call to make."

"Tell my mum I said hi." Jace called to Jocelyn's retreating back.

"Sure will hon!"

Clary buried her face in her pillows. "That was mortifying."

"Your telling me. I was practically pant-less."

"Please, you still had boxers on."

"I know but still. Oh god did she just give us a sex talk."

"Yup. That was the most embarrassing thing shes ever done."

"And now my mum will know. And between those two Maryse will find out, meaning Izzy will find out which of course means all of our friends will know by the end of tomorrow."

'Yup." Clary said popping the p. "Come on lets actually do homework."

Jace rolled his eyes and followed Clary back to the living room.

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"Guys its time for bed." Jocelyn called from the entry to the living room.

"Night mum."

"Please. Clary, really?"

"Are you really going to tuck your 17 year old daughter and her 18 year old boyfriend in?"

"Yes, into separate beds for sure."

Clary rolled her eyes and put her books away in her back, and pulled Jace up to his feet.

"Well I guess goodnight."

"Yeah, night."

Clary reached up and kissed Jace, threading her hands into his hair. Jace rested his hands on Clary's waist and tilted her head back to deepen the kiss, only to be interrupted by Jocelyn who cleared her throat.

"Jace, come on. You'll see Clary tomorrow, and you two need to watch it with the PDA."

"Yes Mrs. Morgenstern, im very sorry, your daughters just too beautiful to stay away from."

Jocelyn rolled her eyes and walked over and slapped Jace upside the head affectionately.

"Jace, hon, I no longer buy your crap."

Jace gave her a cheeky smile and winked at Clary, before flouncing out of the room.

"that boy.."Jocelyn groaned, "Anyway. Clare, I want you home straight after school tomorrow, we need to clean the house for-"

"The Lightwoods and Herondale's?"

"Yes."

"But…why? Its only them."

"Clary! We need to have the house cleaned. Its about time."

"Just rehire the maid!"

"Clare come on. We were too lazy with Helen; especially you kids!"

"I know."

"SO come on. Home straight after school and make your boyfriend go to his house; he's hardly ever there anymore. Good night sweetie."

Jocelyn kissed Clary on the forehead and walked out, back down the stairs to her room. Clary flipped the lights off and entered her own room. A long white shirt replaced Clary's dress, and the shirt happened to belong to Jace, and clary braided her hair, brushed her teeth and got into bed. She rolled onto her side, put her arm under her pillow and went to sleep.

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