Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Kishi sensei! Why is Hinata's boobies bigger than Sakura's?

Master: She's sexier with 21 inches waist line.

Disclaimer: Really? Then why make her top lose?

Master: For Itachi's eyes only.

BOOM!

"Call me a dog then I'll become a wolf!"

I like dogs and cats, but I hate bathing them with soaps and H2O whereas cleaning shits makes me wanna puke. Puppies and kittens are my pets. They're so adorable and cute, but when they grow up they're no longer considered ones but friends and my minions. Hohoho can't wait for the premier of Despicable Me 2. Silent Hill 2 coming soon :D


E-touch and Pink

"Meow-chan, E touch, Duck, Big-titied Blondbabe, Boobie Girl and Sugaroo"


Chapter 3: Cherry Blossom Impact!

Sakura Haruno, 17 years old, single, was soundly sleeping in class. Eyes followed the speeding flying object towards the pink-haired student seated at the back. Headshot! The chalk hit her. She raised her head, brushed the strands backwards and rubbed her bulging eyes. Black circles appeared around hers, and a zombie-like expression caught her teacher's terrified sight. She yawned and looked at Kiba who contemplated with malicious satisfaction. Clueless she stared back at the bald man glaring back at her.

"Kiba what's wrong with sensei?" She asked in teary eyes yet still feeling sleepy.

Kiba grinned. He extended his middle finger and pointed it at their Physics teacher.

"Meow-chan happened to be sleeping and sir Gai saw!" He chuckled.

Sakura fully regained consciousness and immediately apologized for disobeying one of her teacher's rules. No sleeping in class! Sir Gai smiled and let her sit moving his hand downwards. He knew her very well since Sakura Haruno usually got perfect scores in exams especially in his subject. He forgave her easily but Kiba raising a finger on him was unforgiveable.

"Inuzuka Kiba see me after class." The teacher also displayed a dirty finger on him.

"Poor dog," Shikamaru whispered.

Kiba responded, "Call me a dog then I'll become a wolf!"

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" Classmates crowded them.

Shikamaru acted cool. He bragged his position as the class representative and enjoyed the girls' cheer. Kiba, for the first time, became serious. Both reached their temper.

"Hey! We are still having class. Sit down everyone," Gai instructed.

Everyone was disappointed that the teacher waylaid the tension. Unbelievable students. Shikamaru quietly threw a crumpled paper on Kiba without their teacher knowing. After he caught it, Wolfe tossed the thing that landed on Shikamaru's face. Pissed the class rep hurled it swiftly. Kiba dodged it, but it hit Sakura's head. Another headshot! In a sudden moment, she spanked the table and threatened the two with murderous glare. Her dark aura made everyone jittered, not to mention a youkai shadowed her back. Sasuke nudged Sakura.

"Sakura sir Gai is looking."He winked.

The girls saw this and panicked. The second attempt of communicating with Sakura should work this time. Sakura glanced to her side.

"Don't talk E-touch!" She's surprised to hear Itachi's name came out from her mouth. Sweet! Your body really betrays you.

Sasuke, surprised, pondered, "E-touch? Hmm…sounds familiar." He smiled and blurted, "I like my nickname."

"Eh?" Sakura thought, "What's this duck saying? You want a nickname? Duck!"

If only Sasuke knew who E-touch was, he wouldn't like being called as his brother.

In the music room, members of the young musicians committee gathered. Sakura, the busy vice president of the Music club, was there and also the lazy president- Naruto. The meeting concerned about a concert that's going to be held in school grounds. Famous rock band L'arc-en-ciel requested for an exclusive live concert only in Konoha High. The school's director Madame Tsunade had given them a task; they'd also perform on the big event.

"Sakura-chan, Tsunade-sama told me that you'll have a solo performance on stage." Naruto directly informed her about the plans. His candor struck her the meek truth. She's a soloist. The principal Dr. Hatake kakashi suggested this and the big-titied old blonde babe approved.

"What?! Why me?" She wriggled messing her hair.

Ino butt in, "Because you have the voice? I wonder why they chose the school."

Sakura eyed her friend with hate. The betrayal that delved in her memory reminded her of Duck. Goosebumps crawled on her skin. Although she got rid of the feeling she had for him, she couldn't deny the fact that she got jealous of Ino. Sakura visualized the two dummies kissing then suddenly saw the image of Itachi and her doing the same. She rinsed her eyes and became conscious. Red blotches colored her cheeks. She was walking back and forth whilst teaching her lively pink lips softly. Low murmurs escaped her mouth that appeared, as if, she's being schizophrenic.

"Itachi, E-touch, touchy!"

People looked at her wondering.

Ino tapped Naruto and condescended, "She's insane and I'm not. What's wrong with her?"

"Get your hand off my shoulder. My girlfriend might see you."

"You mean Boobie girl- Hinata?"

Ino Yamanaka raised an eyebrow. She watched Naruto blush and walked away. Her insight discerned what's in their heart. She knew it, for she felt it too until someone broke her heart. Sasuke.

Sakura was walking along the road to pink paradise. She saw Naruto with Hyuuga Hinata ahead of her. A convex curve stretched her lips on both sides. She passed by a platoon of gaudy pompons giving her a mild salute. On the way where the Cherry Blossom trees beautified her path Sakura marched. Her long pink hair swayed with the wind like petals dancing in the air. The strands stealthily went with the falling blossom's rhythm. Her cunning innocence taught her how to act like a goddess even only for a short time. She brightly smiled. Sakura's own kind accompanied her in her short journey. The pink petals kissed her everywhere, and the trees bade farewell swinging its soft branches. She enjoyed the silent moment she had with her fellow blossoms. Spring's the season of love.

1, 2, 3…and tada! Haruno residence welcomed her with a bark of a dog. She took off her shoes and exclaimed, "Okasan!" Marked on her face the joy she felt. She hopped and leaped like a kid. Sakura went to the kitchen and saw a person wearing her favorite heart-shaped apron with ruffles. She stopped and wondered. The cross straps of the apron traced the person's sexy back. She had a long black hair. She?...it's he. Mom had gotten taller and fit not to mention, she dyed her hair black!

"Oka —chi!" She was paralyzed.

It was Itachi who's cooking. He glanced over the doorway where Sakura's standing.

He greeted, "Giving up my modeling career to be your cook worth it. Welcome home Sugaroo."

Sakura shouted, "Sugaroo?!"

Sakura couldn't find the word to thrash Itachi. She was overpowered by both delight and dislike. So they're having dinner with him whereas it's called a family date with a cook.

"E-touch!" Sakura scowled.

Mebuki Haruno scolded her daughter. She reprimanded, "Sakura be polite to Itachi-san!"

"He's the new cook baby." Her father hushed.

The young Haruno consumed all the juice in the glass to quench the drought in her throat though, not enough to replenish herself▬ extremely thirsty as hell to hit this guy. She sizzled as he stared at him boldly. Itachi smiled at her in return to counter negativity.

"I may be a li'l rough before, but please take care of me." Itachi bowed.

Sakura was stunned. Her fancy thoughts tickled her all over, but she's numb.

"You share. Yours is spacious."

Sakura protested, "Wha?! But mom he's a guy and what's mine is mine only."

Everyone laughed except the young Haruno.

"So what? He's your boyfriend anyway," Mebuki grumpily said.

"Huh?!"

"I hope Sugaroo's not a sleeping disaster." Itachi smiled.

Cherry blossom impact!

A subtle force dissipated throughout her bedroom. Her slashing gaze tortured his sexy back. A pair of emeralds travelled around the area with scrutiny. Sakura attached the adhesive tapes on the symmetrical verge of the room's new division. The room was divided equally for the both of them. The girl bragged her domain whereas Itachi's to occupy his momentary base as a tenant. It's her territory, but he invaded her privacy. She'd get angry of course. Not because he was totally a super handsome sexy beast but of the reason he's a conniving person. She thought that Itachi must've used his underhand methods to gain her parents' heart and trust. He did not only kiss her, but also probably he made up stories about them. He's a dangerous type as she seemed.

Sakura sat on the side of the bed and watched Itachi as he spread the blanket on the floor. Sakura bit her lower lip and felt a twinge in her chest. This is wrong. He was going to sleep on the cold floor.

"This is temporary." Sakura hugged the bolster tightly.

"No," Itachi hushed. "When we get married we'll sleep together foreeeever." He scowled.

He did not smile like the last time, and Sakura felt strange. She missed the striking smiles he had always shown to her. In a flash of moment, she remembered the verdict she bestowed upon Itachi. The livid bruise on his beautiful face spoiled her night. Her conscience tickled her to say sorry. Apologize young lady. What's done is done, but it's not too late to say sorry. The powerful punch she gave him left a bluish gray spot on his pale cheek. She's being badass. Sakura left the room for a while and quickly came back with something.

Itachi sneakily borrowed a pillow while Sakura was busy digging out her drawer. The pillow was fluffy and very soft. Itachi discreetly traced her scent. He wrapped his arms around it and smelled its fragrance. Concave line curved his lips making him feel good.

Early this afternoon, Itachi went to Haruno residence. Sakura's parents recognized him easily and welcomed him warm-heartedly. The main reason he went there wasn't because he wanted to apply as a cook but to beg for their daughter's hand and their approval. He presented a marriage contract and declared his love. That was a heartfelt story he got there that made Sakura's mom and dad cry. They fully understood and settled an agreement. All was left to do was to make Sakura realized her feeling. It was only her whose mind was corrupted and assuming things.

Love will conquer it all.

"Come over here," she commanded.

Itachi was surprised to see Sakura instructing him to go to her territory. Like a servant he immediately followed.

"What is it my lady?" He kneeled before her.

Sakura shut his mouth using her palm.

"Quit your drama."

She held Itachi's chin on her hands and gently smoothed her thumb on the dark mark that was on his cheek. Sakura took a towel damped in a basin of cold water and lightly patted it on his velvet skin. From a distance, it seemed like an angel was caressing a wounded knight with her warmth. The cold piece of cloth was nothing compared to Sakura's warm hands. Itachi felt safe.

"I'm happy," he whispered and smiled dearly at her.

Sakura was delighted to see him smile. Her hatred disintegrated. Her wavering heart sang and forgave the offense she considered sin.

"I'm sorry E-touch." Upon hearing those words from Sakura Itachi's heart jumped in joy. He pulled her in to his embrace.

"I promise that I'd go easy on you. I won't do anything weird. Just hug."

"Eh?" Sakura tried to escape but his body betrayed her. Her arms wrapped around his back. She spoke gently, "Just hugging for now."

They were hugging on that very spot for 5 seconds but felt like it's been forever. This is a complicated love story. They are neither boyfriend and girlfriend nor just starting to be like ones.

"No buts and complaints. I'll sleep here on bed opposite to you. I can't sleep on the floor." Itachi condescended.

"…"

Sakura shivered and covered her chest like a scaredy cat. She retreated and went to the end side of the bed.

"Shhhh!" Itachi bolstered up and smacked the long narrow pillow at the center.

"We can't sleep together. What if you...you know." She hesitated.

"What?" Itachi's indiscriminate smile caught her off guard.

Sakura exploded, "I'm too young to do this!"

Eh? Itachi took a second break then laughed out loud. He curled embracing his tummy while looking at her with taunting expression. Only Itachi's laugh echoed in the room. Sakura fueled up and charged multiple blows. She smacked the pillow and wrestled him once more. Sakura is really scary.

Poor Itachi Uchiha endured the restless night with Sakura's unusual sleeping habits. He kept on falling from the bed as he was being kicked and pushed by this girl. Livid bruises multiplied, and his untidy hair was tortured by her cruel grasp. Being tortured in bed's the real deal.

"A real bad sleeper huh? You'll see." Itachi smirked and continued wrapping Sakura with a blanket. He put ear plugs and finally closed his eyes.

Now sleep babies and dream together in paradise.

END OF CHAPTER THREE


You wouldn't probably believe me, but I dreamed of Itachi sleeping beside me last night. I was Sakura, his wife! Unfortunately, in a damn-so-good moment, I woke and everything went blur. This is the result of too much imagination, inception. Don't forget to like this one though there aren't any like button. Just say BANZAI!

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Jya ne!