Sorry I took so damn long to update X.X I am a lazy bitch e.e So yeah, this chapter is for you to know the characters better, after this, we will know who the teachers (or the ones important) are c: and then... randomness
Hope you like it!

Everything (Except School Days) (c) Nintendo


"Aww man! Not again!" Ike, the weird yet funny blunt blunet said, referring to the feeling of complain. Yes, he was complaining, Again . He is always complaining though. Wonder why he is complaining this time. Well! Someone now shall ask

"Why are you feeling down Ike?" Roy, the red haired soon-to-be writer, asked to the tall blunet who just sat on the table where the crew were all eating. Roy and Pit feared him, among with Samus, with all their bones. They were so tall! And so big! Samus was a super tall girl while Ike was a super big boy! Heck! Poor Roy and Pit, being the shortest ones and the youngest ones, it must be terrific when both Ike and Samus stand right in front of them.

"Ugh, I got my stupid medical report or whatever today from the infirmary" the big blunet responded

"And?" replied Link, the only blonde male on the crew

"It says I have not enough sugar inside my body! AGAIN!" he said "Which means that will lead me to Diabetes, and neither mom and dad would NEVER let me fall into freaking Diabetes. Which means I have to eat sugar now! I HATE SUGAR!" He finished breaking the paper he was holding

"Ha ha!" Samus, the tallest and the oldest of the crew, laughed "What's your new diet now?"

"¬¬ I have to eat sugar every fucking day. AAND I have to eat two super sweet pies once a week" Ike responded, while glaring at his best friend

"Which are?" Rosalina, the calm blonde, asked

"Key Lime Pie and Mississippi Mud Pie" responded the blunet boy. Well, the spiky haired one that is

"Yuck!" Samus reacted "Those things are too sweet!"

"I know right!" Ike replied "Though I guess Marth would like it, considering he is a big sweet-a-holic" the older brother glared at his little red-glassed brother, who seemed like a girl, but he wasn't

The brunette girl, who seemed like a princess somehow, decided to comment "Well, I think we should move on to another theme!"

"Agreed" Link said

Everyone nodded. Pit and Roy looked down to the paper they had, which everyone in the school also had "So... how were you other medical tests?" Pit said

"Well, I grew 2 inches" Marth started

"Really? Aww but Marthy! I mean, it's peachy that you grew but, now you are taller than me!" Peach said smiling. She wasn't being mean or anything

Ike whistled teasingly "Oh someone likes the unknown gendered human form we have here!"

Marth quickly turned red "Shut up!" he stated that as he threw a donut to Ike, which he avoided

Ike chuckled and sat down again "I didn't grew. I am the same height, but I am more heavy now" he said as he took a breathe "My weight increased..."

"How so?" the blonde with the Hylian syndrome said. The Hylian syndrome is something that makes some people, the ones born with it, to have elf ears, like hylians, a tribe from the old times. Nobody knows so much about them, but they sure left their footprints

"My actual weight now is 137 lbs" the spiky haired blunet said before getting wet of Link's drink, because he had spitted it on him

"EH?" not only Link, but everyone stated. Sure Ike was a little big, due his... not-of-a-17-year-olded-teenager muscles, but he seemed to have not more than 101 lbs, how he can be that heavy? Oh yeah, we forgot he is an eating machine...

"You sure know how to hide it!" Roy said

"..." Ike said nothing ans sighed "Right..."

"Oh well I grew... hmmm..." Samus stopped to think for a moment "5 inches"

Everyone stared at Samus "You have to be fucking kidding me" Ike said

"I'm not" she replied

"Wow! But you are really tall!" Roy said "And now you grew even more! You sure are a tall person!" Pit nodded after his red haired best friend said that. She was the tallest of the group, and believe me, she was really tall! Heck! Even taller than most of the teachers in all the school.

As they shared the results of their medical test, the bell rang, so they all had to go to classes now

"Damn..." Marth whispered after the sound

"Well, we shall see each other again later. Good bye" Rosalina politely said. Everyone nodded and headed off to their respective class room, to end the day