Some Impossible Miracles

In the middle of nowhere, calmly adrift amongst the waves of the vast Pacific Ocean is a boy in a bubble. Ever since the ship he was on shipwrecked and all the passangers died he had grown sad and lonely... very lonely

"If only" says the boy "If only I could find love in this vast, never-ending sea"

Suddenly, as if by some impossible miracle, the boy looks out to see a girl in a bubble slowly drifting towards him. Her name was Sarah; Sarah had the most beautiful bubble he had ever seen.
They had a magical time floating about in the middle of the Ocean, they shared laughs, had seagulls poop on their clear plastic bubbles. As I said, It was magical.

That was, until Gary showed up. Gary's bubble was shinier than the boy's and naturally Sarah was attracted to him. Sarah inevitably fell in love with Gary and as a result the boy grew more distant. Sadly, Sarah and the poor
boy eventually drifted their separate ways.

Once again the boy found himself very sad and very lonely.
Once again the boy says "If only I could find love again in this vast, never-ending sea"

Suddenly, as if by some impossible miracle, the world explodes.

stay tuned for the highly anticipated sequel:

HOW THE WORLD EXPLODED:

It was a calm day just like any other, the babies were crying, the bees were flying and everyone was slowly dying. Ominous clouds approached from the west, it seemed as though there was a storm coming. There wasn't,
as it turned out, that day was just like any other, and everyone went to bed after a day of absolutely no consequence.

The next day however, was unlike any that came before it. Because on this day, everyone in the world suddenly woke up to realize they all had a superpower, that is, except for Phil Johnson. Out of all the horrible twists of fate,
he had to be the only one in the entire world without a superpower.

His friends would say "maybe you need to try harder" before they flew off to do cool super hero stuff.

"What a load of bull crap" Phil thought

Because Phil had tried everything, for hours he would flex every muscle of his body until he turned blue in the face and passed out.

The superheros were nice to phil - when he was around - but he knew everyone was talking behind his back. He imagined Even Clyde the accountant, who had the useless ability to turn green, cracking jokes about "Phil the mortal". It made phil so mad he could just, just, do absolutely nothing! And that made him even madder, he could feel the rage inside of him, and there was no super power he could use to express it.