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"What is this nonsense?" Professor T demanded as I showed her my Inner Eye.
"It's my Inner Eye! He couldn't see properly so I got him checked!" I told her.
"Really? You can do that?"
"Yeah I guess..."
"Hm..." She walked off to her chair and sat down thinking.

Under my breath I muttered, "Lazor Beam fire in the hole!" And I pointed it at a tea cup.
It burst into peices and Professor T jumped out of her chair.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?" She shrieked.
She was looking around madly for the source of the lazor.
She'd never guess it was me. Ron was snickering.
She turned around looking for the source of the lazor and I shot the back of her skirt.
It caught on fire.
"YOUR ON FIRE!" Lavender screamed.
Professor T started screaming and stumbling around... And she fell out the trap door in the floor...
"Oops!" Nevil said. "I forgot to close the trap door!"

--Later while roaming the grounds.

"HEY POTTER!" Malfoy called.
Ron, Hermione, and I turned around.
His forehead had classes.
"What the hey Malfoy! You so copied me!" I said hotly.
"I decided my Inner Eye need to be checked too" He said, crossing his arms.
"You copied Harry!" Ron said. "Thats so not cool."
"What a wanna be." Said Hermione.
Malfoy scowled, "Yeah well mine shoots lazors too!"
"Yeah, but can it talk?" I said smugly.
"Erm..." He looked up at the glasses.
I shot a lazor at him.
"OUCH!" He said, jumping as it hit his hand.
He scowled and a bunch of silly string shot from his forehead.
"You call that a lazor?" Ron Hermione and I asked in unison.
"What the hey!? SHOOT LAZORS! I WANNA BE COOL TOO!" Malfoy screamed.
I smiled, "Well only I can shoot lazors. I'm the coolest of the cool"
"DAMMIT!" He shouted.
Then McGonagall came storming to us, "What is the meaning of all this screaming!?"
"Malfoy shot us with silly string!" I said quickly.
"Mr. Malfoy!" She gasped.
"But Potter shot me with a lazor!" he said.
"Pft. Where would I get a lazor?" I asked.
"Yes, where would Potter get a lazor?" She said.
"His Inner Eye shoots them! Thats why he has glasses on his scar!" Malfoy said.
"He has a problem seeing from his Inner Eye and the glasses help him see." She said hotly. "And you don't have any thing wrong with your Inner Eye."
"BUT!"
"Detention for shooting them with silly string"
"BUT!"
"No buts Mr. Malfoy." And with that she went back inside.
"Haha!" We all said.
He stormed off.
"Good lazor beam!" I said, patting my Inner Eye.
"No problem Harry!" He said back.