Uh totes oh, me and sarana were trapped together. We could only escape by work together. I totally looked at her, she looked at me.

Uh totes oh, an elf appear wif a mask and an executioner axe. I wos gonna get execute! So was Serana. She totally looked at me sad eyes. I dident want to die, not with so many totally chapters left!

"Serana we have to work together."

She cackled evally. Then she teleported a totes way! She had totally abandoned me to get executionated! I wos so upset. I cry. They led me to the executioner block. I wos scared, I was about to die. This time Alduin wouldn't come and save me by making a totes loud noise and scaring the executioner away.

Sudden a dragon appear! Nooo way, that couldn't be Alduin, he deed. It wos a big blue dragon, it wos totally blue like my eyes which are like sparkling totally sapphires. The bloo dragon totally roared in angrily, like this RAWWWWR. He breathed fire allover everyone except me. Then he swooped down and totally grabbed me in him talons! I passed out so we cud skip to the next dramatic scene.

I totally woke up, in a totes cave. It smelt like dragons. I looked arownd, my blue eyes had to totally adjust to the dark so they cud see better. I saw sum eyes. "Who are you?" I arsked to the totally eyes.

"Hildreannaleena, I am your father."

NOOOOOOOO

Jk. "What?" I totally asked. "But yur a dragon."

Sudden he shapeshift to a humen form. "I'm Bormahkulaas. Im secretly the emporer, except one of the old emporers who is ded."

"Omg does that make me a magical dragon princess?"

"Wut? No I have to show you a magical dragon power, come outside."

Outside it was cold and snow becos we were in the mownatins, the jerall mountains. "Hildreannaleena you can turn into a dragon too." Just concentrate hard and think about dragons, and use this dragon shout: Be-come-a-drag-on!

"Be-come-a-dreg-on!" I totes yelt.

"Noooo, like this "Be-come-a-drag-on!" he totally turnt into a magnifiscent blue dragon, him scales sparkled in the sun like Edward, wait no that's a bad comparison becos he is good and not a vampire like Serana.

"Be-come-a-totes-drag-on!" I shouted.

Oh my totally nein devines! I felt strong wings sporuting from my shoulderbays. I felt my designer skin becoming scales. I felt a tail gorwing wif totally spikes for bash ppl up wif. My mannicyered nales becayme sharp claws. I had totally becum a dragon! I roared, I breathed fire. Omg it was so cool.

"Hildreannaleena youre the princess of the drgon kingdom."

"Omg that's so cool! Do I get a pretty tiara? Wait I don't have to leave skyrim and all my friends do I?"

"Im sorry hildreannaleena but you have to. It is the only way."

"NOOO I DON'T WANNA!"I threw my designer tiara at my dad, he was a totally meanie poopoopants. Then I flew away, all the way back to Skyrim High school, my totally designer high school, even though school wasent on at the moment. I turnt back into my humen form and sat in a locker and cried.

The cleaner up lady appear. "Hildreannaleena whats wrong?" she asked.

"Im sad, my totally dad appeared, ive never met him before, he sed he was the emporer of the dragon kingdom and that I have to leave skyrim and go and live in the dragon kingdom!"

The cleanr up lady totally looked at me for a moment. Then she burst out laffin. "That is the funniest story uve ever told me, Hilerndena."

"IM TELLIN THE TOTES TRUTH!"

I ran away and cry, I totally went home. I petted my dog Punski and put him in my handbag like one those designer dog that Paris Hilton has. He stuck out his cute little head. Then I saw my totally mum.

"mum is it true, am I really a totally dragon princess."

"Omg I have a story to tell you."

Flashback

I am the totally empress of the dragon kingdom. Everyone luvs me. Except one person, a totally scheme dragon called Vokul, which means eval in dragon langeg. I fell asleep becos I wos tired.

Later I totally woke up, I cud hear screamin. I ran into the corridor, there wos blud everywhere! I totally yikes. I don't like blood, it ruins my hair. I turned arownd and saw totally Vokul. He had a totes gun. He was abowt to pull the trigger when my totes hubsand, Bormahkulaas, totally jumped in front of me. The bullet him in the chest and he died. In him dying breath he shouted "Stupid Meanie!", a dragon shout, which totally kilt Vokul ded. I ran over to Bormahkulaas dying corpse. He look sad.

"Nooo don't die!" I pleaded.

"im sry bby, its too late im abowt to die, you have to escape and go far away before they kill you too!"

"Nooo!" but I cud hear beating wings, dragons were comin to kill me.

"Kwickly!" sed Bormahkulaas urgenintly.

I turned and ran away, teers were streamin out of my face. I ran out the palace by a secret passage and flew as far away as I cud. I arrived in a pretty town called Whiterun and turned into a humen for extra disguise.

I was walkin down the street one day when a prsn sed "Are you preggers?"

"No I just like to eat sweetrolls," I sed offended. Then my water totes broke and I realised I was actually preggers.

"Wow mum that is an amazing flashback. I carnt believe im actually the dragon princess. But totes dad didn't die! He still alive!"

"Oh my nein deivines!" showted mum, she ran into the street and turned into a dragon. It wos so weird. She totally had red scales, like Odahviing but even moar magnifieicnent. She totally flew off to find Bormahkulaas. I turnt into my beauritul dragon form, which is orange like my beautiful hair. We totally went to the cave and he wos waitin there.

He turned arownd and him eyes which were blue just like mine widened.

"omg! Its you Dragonalitealeina!"

"I thort you were ded!" she sed and burst into teers. Sudden Falanu Hlaalu appeared! "Falanu go away, stop ruining the family reunion." Falanu apologised and ran way.

I looked at the family reunion, I was so happy for my parents that they finally got reunited but then I totally remembered something.

"Im sorry parents," I sed tearfully, "But I have to totally leave you so I don't have to go away from skyrim and all my bffls, and my totes Farkas." Then I flew away before they cud follow


Cant have a rly good fic without magical dragons and princesses. Idk if the dorter of an emproer is called a princess but they are now. I rly wanted her to havea secret dragon power and all main characters need something to be angst abowt.