Dumbledore Gets Ripped a New One
By: Sheltie
I don't own Harry Potter at all
A/N: this is my third chap of this brand new series.
Cho Chang
Cho came walking into the headmaster's office a bit tired, but satisfied. Dumbledore looked up from some paperwork he was working on.
"Miss Chang, what are you doing here, did you get in trouble?" Dumbledore asked.
"No sir, I just came in here to tell you that your game is up" Cho said.
"I am unsure what you're saying Miss Chang" Dumbledore said serenely with his ever-present eye twinkle.
"You can play dumb as much as you want sir. But you're too late to stop a thing" Cho said with a hint of smugness in her tone.
Dumbledore's brow furrowed as he tried to figure out what Cho was talking about. He then decided to dive into Cho's mind only to be blocked by humungous dragons protecting her mind. He lurched back in his chair.
"Shouldn't go entering someone's mind sir, you don't know what you'll find" Cho said with a smirk on her lips.
"Miss Chang, I want to know what's going on here?" Dumbledore asked with a faint headache.
"Simple, I know of your plans to ensnare Harry with the Weasley bitch" Cho said.
Dumbledore's eyes widen. He had set up a plan to get Harry married off to Ginny Weasley and even use potions to quicken things up. When Harry and Ginny had a child then Harry would die fighting Voldemort and Dumbledore would take the glory with the new baby Potter being raised by a light family heavily influenced by him.
"Do you know what you've done?" he asked.
"I do, I just saved Harry" Cho said.
Dumbledore was very curious to why Cho was doing this. As far as he knew Cho was still a weepy mess from losing Cedric. He had made sure of that by having potions slipped to her to make her overly emotional. But this Cho he was seeing wasn't emotional at all, no she had a cold hard look in her eyes.
"I know it was you who slipped me potions, probably provide by that piece of greasy shit Snape" Cho spat.
"That's 'professor' Snape" Dumbledore corrected.
"I got a good flushing draught by a trusted potion master. After that I could see clearly and I talked to Harry and we started to secretly date one another" Cho said ignoring Dumbledore's correction.
Dumbledore frowned. He wasn't expecting this at all. This wasn't good at all and he needed to put a stop to it. None of the ghosts or the portraits had relayed this to him at all.
"It's over old man" Cho said as she showed off her left hand. On it was the Potter betrothal ring.
Dumbledore eyes went wide. This couldn't be happening. That ring belonged on Ginny Weasley's hand. Not Cho's, it was for the greater good after all.
"Miss Chang, remove that ring this instant" he commanded.
"I won't sir, this ring is mine. Harry and I love each other and we're going to get married as soon as we get rid of Voldemort" Cho said.
"You can't, Harry needs me to succeed" Dumbledore said.
"He doesn't need you at all. We already figured out how to beat him for good" Cho said.
Dumbledore was sweating now. All of plans were evaporating in front of him. He had to do something and quick. So he decided to pull a 'Lockhart'. He whipped out his wand and fired off a memory charm, but that charm ricochet off Cho and hit a bookshelf. Dumbledore looked quite dumbfounded at what he had just saw.
"I had a feeling you would try to erase my memory. I placed an ancient Chinese spell on me to protect myself" Cho said.
"Do you realize what you've done?" Dumbledore asked.
"I have. I have gotten rid of a scheme red-haired bitch and her two kids" Cho said with a snarl.
What she had done was slip some very potent potions to the three redheads. She thought it was poetic justice. The potion she gave Ginny would leave the redhead barren. The potion used on Ron would have him shooting blanks. The final potion on Molly would put her right into St. Mungo's where she'd be locked up near the Longbottoms. All the potions were untraceable and couldn't lead back to her at all.
"I believe our business is done with sir. Don't try and contact my betroth or me ever again" Cho said.
She then left as Dumbledore sat there with his head in his as he tried to figure out what could be done to salvage his plans.
Harry stood waiting in the hall with his hands in his pockets. Cho emerged smiling.
"All done love?" he asked.
"Yes Harry" Cho said.
"Good, shall we go?" Harry asked.
Cho smiled and nodded.
Sure they still had to stay in Hogwarts for the time being, but their plans were off the ground and they left the old wizard trying to figure out what to do, which meant he had little time to focus on Harry. So this left the couple do complete their plans to defeat Voldemort once and for all and live their lives together.
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A/N: okay, this one wasn't as good as my first two, but I hope you all enjoyed it.
