Hi people ^;^ this chapter will be a tad bit different since I left my book at school. I hand write all of these first and then type and post, I guess that's why I'm so inconsistent when it comes to updating. So I came up with this off the top of my head since I promised to update, so it might not be up (down rather) to that really low standard I set. Anyway this may offend some, yada yada yada, just a joke blah blah blah, that's my disclaimer.
Dear diary,
So today Misa is upset. Light-kun and L are spending too much time together, so Misa has come up with a plan. What better way to get Boyfriend-chan's attention than to get him away from L? Misa knows that L likes sweet things, and Misa also knows that it would take a miracle for him to turn it down. Misa is so smart, why can't boyfriend-chan realize it? So Misa made a recipe for Super Secret Sweet Revenge Cake, Misa calls it SSS Chocolate cake for short. Misa can be so evil sometimes, who would've know?
SSS Chocolate Cake:
5 Cups of powdered laxative
3 Bars of laxative chocolate
10 Cups of sugar
2 Pounds of butter
1 Cup of flour
1 Cup of baking soda and powder
3 Eggs
6 Cups of powdered chocolate
7 Bars of chocolate
2 Cups Milk
1 Cup sour milk
So first Misa mixes the laxatives together, and then she adds everything else in. Strange, there are egg shells in this; Misa has never eaten cake with egg shells in it, Misa wonders if they disappear in the oven? Misa thinks that 400 degrees is about right, the faster the better. Misa can't wait for them to finish. Wow, cooking isn't that hard at all, Misa might do this more often. So Misa took the cake out and let it cool while she made the frosting.
SSS Chocolate Frosting:
6 Bars of laxative chocolate
5 Cups sugar
1 Stick of butter
YAY! It looks like regular chocolate cake, although I don't know what I'm going to do with the batter left over. Oh well, I'll just leave it there, Misa is too busy with revenge to clean. So Misa cut a slice and gave it to L, so there are fairies that come and remove the egg shells! Without hesitation he began eating it, go Misa! "So do you like it?" Misa asked giving him one of Misa's cutest smiles. "It's not bad, but it could use more sugar." Score! Misa has revenge and is just waiting for the effects. One more thing, Misa went into the kitchen and saw that all of the cake was gone, Misa doesn't quite get it. Matsuda and the rest of the force have been really quite, a few of them were sitting outside of the bathroom. Misa thinks that the headquarters need more bathrooms, don't you agree? Good night Mister Diary.
Not what I really wanted to put up, but I had to improvise. So what did you think? I don't mind if you don't like it, just don't go rawr and try to rip my head off, a simple, 'I don't like it.' 'I find this offensive' will do the trick. Also, if anyone of you are brave enough to cook this, share your reactions. I did this once except with cookies at a Halloween party I didn't want to go to. Let's just say that everyone went home early.
