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Three: MO: Suplex-Rob-You-Blind (Kyoko)


A pretty lady in a catsuit!

Ain't it nice and clean?

Oh so tempting, so alluring,

You'll forget your name!

-.-

(And perhaps, also

The amount on your bank account

Before I came and stole…

Well, more than half)

-.-

She haunts the streets at night!

-.-

Ain't no hooker, baby,

Though what'd be wrong with that?

It's a respectable profession,

Unlike mine!

-.-

Wonder what her face is like,

So underneath that mask!

-.-

Honey sweet and sugar smile,

That's all you need to know!

You won't know what hit you

'Till I suplex you, MO.

-.-

(Then it's

The floor~)

-.-

She robbed me, she robbed me,

She robbed me blind!

Gone, all my possessions

All in one night!

-.-

Don't leave the window open,

Not even for your cat,

He brought a little friend in,

Just. To. Chat!

(Oops- isn't that the French word for...

Cat?)

-.-

Be glad I didn't leave you blind-

You know I could, you know I would,

I don't have claws for nigh!

-.-

Oh my, is that Chrome-chan?

-.-

Terror, people, terror,

Oh, terror in the streets!

The burglar met the Bat singing

with the Joker in the street!

-.-

Oh god, oh god,

Safe here is no man!

Girls ain't got guns,

Don't need 'em anyway!

-.-

Watch out for the Terror Trio,

Who appear when you expect them the least,

Actions declare them criminals,

But villains? Not so sure.

Property destruction?

Saved the habitat

Of endangered creatures!

They keelhauled a man-

The boy, his victim, they tucked safely into bed,

The assaulter on the shame!

(First, they went to the docks,

Hauled him underneath the ships,

Until they hung him on the clock tower,

Dangling by the pants

'till the police came)

And stealing? Only

From the rich!

(Not that that excuses it,

But at least nobody's

going hungry)

-.-

Criminals, they flood the streets,

Heroes, villains both,

But the most terrifying to all of them

Is the Terror Trio, though!


Author's Note

Next chapter: Harley Quinn- I Hear Pantomime! (Reborn)