Wsup. I'm back with my next installment of Naruto: the Chronicles of the Uzamaki. Ok I want to explain something before I continue. In this chapter, Naruto and Hinata start dating, but this isn't a Naruto Hinata fic. I don't believe that Naruto's life is so messed up, yet he finds "true love" on his 1st try. So in my story he gets 4girls at different times. Meaning he breaks up. The girls he'll date are Hinata, Temari, Ino and TenTen. And out of those 4, you have to vote for either TenTen or Ino. Because I don't want Hinata and Temari is Shikamaru' s. another thing is that I don't really see the greatness in having 11 year olds date (the chapter starts after Naruto fails the genin exam the 2nd time.) So they become genin at 15.

So Naruto failed the 1st time when he was 13 and the 2nd one at 14.
Another note is that with most dialogue between two people, I won't put the said she said

DISLAMER: I Don't Own Naruto or Miss Congeniality (you'll get it later)

Chapter 3

Naruto's idea

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(14 years later)

Bullshit.

That was the only way Naruto could describe it. Bullshit. He couldn't believe that he just failed the genin exam a second time. This seriously messed with his chances on becoming a ninja.

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(Flashback)(A/N: I think everybody enjoys these.)

Naruto woke up. He was ready for the day once his alarm went off. He woke up 2 hours early. He had to make sure that he would pass this time. So he decided to work on some basic ninjutsu. It was his only flaw dumb henges and bunshins. They were murder to him. If he could only find an easier way, it would be all right

After a little work, he actually did the henge. He was so excited, that he henged into everybody he knew. And the best part was that once he got it, he seemed to have mastered it. He could even change into people he's never seen as long as he thought about it.

'I might be able to put this to use.' Naruto thought deviously. After he was one with his sadistic thoughts, he started to work on bunshins. Once again, no luck. He didn't think he would, but as long as he could do well enough in the other aspects of the exam, he'd be fine.

And with that, he got dressed, threw out some spoiled ramen outside, which hit the window sill,& he left do go to the Academy through the window.

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When he got there, he snuck into the class quick. He hated being outside on exam days. It was the same thing.

"Good luck dear."

"Yes, Mom/Dad."

"Just know we'll always love you no matter what."

"Yes, Mom/Dad."


Then after Naruto shows up, it would go something like this.

"I hope you don't talk to that boy."

"No, Mom/Dad."

"Good/ I don't want you talking to a boy like that"

"Yes, Mom/Dad."

Then their children would leave.

"Look at him. He's evil reincarnated."


"Yea, He should just go and die somewhere."

Generic comments about how he is a dumb evil brat and how he should die. It happened every exam, first day of school, vacation, & reopening. They tried to use every excuse to curse him out. So he dodged them. Sure, there were some people who didn't do that to him. Like the Nara's, Akamichi's, Yamanaka's, Inuzuka's and some smaller clans. But these were clans of Konoha that could lose their positions and respect if he hung around them too much. He wasn't an idiot and he didn't want to destroy the few who respected him in someway. He was just glad knowing that people liked him. He knew why also. The Clan heads used to take care of him. The Third told him. When he was a baby, ANBU, being the only people he could trust, used to take care of him. (A/N: This includes Anko, Kakashi, And Kurenai. Anko and Kurenai were Tokubetsu Jounin (Jounin who is promoted for a specific ability) and could become ANBU for their Specific Abilities.)

Naruto Sat Ready for the test. He was ready to begin. And nothing would dampen his mood.

(Flashback end)

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Of Course, You should never misjudge the great teachers of Konoha. They were totally fair. Like how in the exam, he got a different paper then everybody else. And how on his Taijutsu, which is graded personally so no kids or other teachers are allowed to watch, the examiners used Ninjutsus and Genjutsus and demolished him. But not before failing him. The only F he couldn't blame them for was the F in Genjutsu. He didn't even show up for it. He knew that his was second to shit so he didn't even bother. He, luckily, passed Ninjutsu. All he needed was a Henge. But with all the combined F's, he failed.

The only thing that cheered him up was Iruka's words

(Flashback)(You know you love them)

"FUCK," Naruto screamed. Being a 14 year old, he took his anger out in vulgar words, not tears.

"I CANT BELIEVE THIS BULL," he yelled.

"Whoa, Naruto, watch the language." Iruka said hastily.

"WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I!?!?!? I WAS ROBBED OF MY CHANCE TO BE A NINJA!!"

"What?"

"THOSE BASTARDS OF TEACHERS CHEATED! AND NOW I'm BEHIND 2 YEARS IN EXAMS."

"No your not, Naruto."

"What?"

"The genin exam is set up in a way that you must take it 3 times. So even if you failed the first 2, you can still be a genin."

"Seriously?" Naruto's face lit up with excitement then dropped just as quick.

"Doesn't change the fact that your co-workers hate me for some reason."

"Well, we can't prove that, but I promise that next year I will oversee your examinations personally"

"Thanks, Iruka-Sensei."

"No problem. Now, how bout I treat you to ramen." As Naruto's foxy grin widen, Iruka felt a sharp pain in his pocket.

(Flashback End)

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After emptying Iruka's wallet, Naruto went to go relax. He found his 2nd favorite spot and sat down. As he sat underneath the bridge, he thought of why he came here. As he walked here, he felt a strange presence as if he was being watch and followed. Naruto was very good at that. It came from years of being followed. The villagers never went to the extreme like beating him up or anything, but they would follow him to scare him. Then every now and then, they would rob his house. Once they set it on fire.

But they did it ingeniously. The first person was a child totally oblivious to the plan. There parent told him to drop his toy catapult in the alley which he did. In the next 5 minute, a man would come over and kick the catapult around, which was actually fixing it into place. The 3rd man was partially drunk, 'accidentally' mistook his sake bottle at home for flammable oil. The 4th man finished smoking and dropped his cigarette on the toy catapult. And they boy came back in an hour deployed the catapult and left only to here Naruto's apartment 'accidentally explode.' This was actually a feat done when he was little. At his 1st year at the academy. After going home an analyzing and a confession from the little boy who was sorry about catapulting a cigarette into his house. It was actually this ingenious well thought out plan that lead to Naruto being the prankster that he was. But I digress. He was just hoping that he could find out who it was. While looking for the person, he saw it was Hinata.

"Hinata-chan?" Naruto said softly

With a soft "EEP," Hinata came out from her hiding spot and greeted Naruto.

"What are you doing here?"

She thought about it before she answered. She knew he knew she was following him so she decided to play it off.

"I was looking for you"

"Oh really? Why?"

"Well, I heard you sad about failing so I thought I'd come cheer you up" She was pretty shocked those words came out of her. She couldn't believe it. With her words, she just advocated interactions with Naruto. This 'impulsive' part of her was either crazy or wanted to fuck with her.

'please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it, please deny it.' Hinata thought desperately.

"Ok, some sit down by me" (A/N for those who didn't read, Naruto and Hinata start dating, but this isn't a Naruto Hinata fic.)

'SHIT!' she thought desperately. She wasn't ready for this, but another side was jumping with joy and screaming oh my god like a little schoolgirl. As she sat beside him, he put his arm around her waist to bring her closer, making her blush beet red.

"So, how did your test go?"

"I…I passed"

"Of course. I'm sorry I even thought that way."

"What," She wondered.

"I thought you failed." He said bluntly

Hinata was heartbroken. Her idol just inadvertently told her that he thought she was weak.

But, as if he heard her thoughts, he said,

"It's not that I think your weak, it just that I didn't see another reason why you would come to try and cheer me up. I KNOW! You secretly follow me everywhere watching my every move because you have this undying crush on me and all of my pure sexiness."

Now, Naruto didn't know this was true, but he said it through that hormone that we guys get through puberty. The one that makes us think we are God's gift to the female race. But as she blushed, he realized it was true.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S TRUE!"

"…n…noo"

"I know, you think I'm gorgeous."

Hinata was trying to deny it, but he wasn't listening. He was singing to her.

"You think I'm gorgeous.

You want to kiss me.

You want to hug me.

You want to love me.

You want to hug me.

You want to smooch me.

You think I'm sexy."

"NOOO I DONmpth…" As she was trying to deny it, Naruto planted a kiss on her lips.

"So then, tell me. Why is it that you didn't push me away," he whispered in a devious yet soft voice.

Hinata couldn't believe how lucky she was getting. What she had in her hand was better then a royal flesh. But if played wrong, she could also mess up any chance she would ever have with Naruto.

'Ok. Play your cards right. Don't screw this up'

"Because… I think…I…I love you. There's something about y…you that makes me fe...feel like nothing's impossible. You al…always are determined and ne…never quit. To m…me you're the perfect description of what I admire" She said.

"And I guess your ok too, Hinata." He joked and they shared a small laugh.

After a little silence, he asked, "So, you're my girl now?"

"Ye…yes"

"Oh, were going to have to get rid of that stutter. I'm not having that. It's a problem when the #1 ninja's girlfriend stutters from self esteem problem. I think some training will work. Do you train with your clan?"

"Ye…yes from 4 to 9 P.M."

"Ok, we'll train from 3 to 8 A.M." Even thought Hinata was heartbroken at the sleep she would miss, she was determined. She had to show Naruto she was not weak.

"OK" She said with determination pouring through her body.

"That's the spirit." Naruto said then looked at her eyes. Truthfully, he didn't like the color. And he thought the no pupil thing was disturbing. But when he looked at hers, he saw the most beautiful eyes ever.

"You know," Naruto spoke with a soothing voice. "Whenever I look at you, you make my world shine. And it's even funnier how these feelings just dropped on me. I never felt like this before, but once I kissed you, it made me infatuated with everything about you." He gave her a genuine smile that made her melt and places a soft kissed on her lips.

"I'll see you tomorrow. At three." He said with a bitter sweet smile. The feeling he felt wasn't something he wanted to let go. Even if it was only for a couple hours.

"OK. But you kn…"

"I know. Don't take me as an idiot, you from a prestigious clan. One who doesn't allow our relationship. Even if I wasn't the 'Demon Brat' whatever that means. We must keep it secret. Sadly."

"I'm sorry."

"Don't be. Well, until tomorrow." And with that, Naruto left. But, unknown to him, the good luck was far from over. He would find something that would help him in his last year in the academy. He would find make-up

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As Naruto jumped to get into his apartment using his open window, he slipped and fell on the spoiled ramen he threw out. (Bet you complete forgot or didn't read that part)

"OH SNAP!" he screamed as he fell into the dumpster. As he was trying to get out, he found an orange book that was in a bag filled with cosmetics. He was going to take only the book but something told him to take the make up too. After getting out of the dumpster and into his house, he took a nice long bath.

While he was looking at the book called Icha Icha Paradise, he found some interesting news.

"Wow. This book has been the 1# best seller for the last 10 years. There must be a lot of perverts" he said to himself.

"Well, Now that I think about it, all I see around Konoha are these books. The men love these books. I wonder, if I could make a technique that centers their perversion, I could destroy these men. I mean, who wouldn't pay to see a Hyuuga have a nose bleed." And with those words, he got to work after 30 minutes of reading and 3 hour of creating, he created his signature Oiroke no Jutsu but what he didn't know was that he created the perfect henge. Unlike the other henge, this was a complete transformation. But that's not important right now.

As Naruto looked at himself, he realized how different he looked.

"Wow" he exclaimed. "If it wasn't for the whisker marks, and blonde hair no one would recognize me." As he thought, he looked over to the make up.

"Well, that solves one issue." And as he searched through the bag, he found black hair spray. (You know, the thing you used during Halloween.)

"This would be great. I could get into the library now" he thought excitedly. He always could get into the library, but as he said. His genjutsu was second to shit and the librarian would use genjutsu so he couldn't read anything. (Who the hell teaches a librarian genjustus anyway?)

"This can help with my studying. Plus I'll be training with Hinata. Kick Ass. I'll pass the genin exam next year definitely."

And with this, Naruto eat some ramen and went to bed.

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I hope you like the chapter. Well I'm sorry Naruto Hinata fans, but you won't be seeing any more naru/hina. The next time you see it, they have broken up already. But they had a good year together. Sorry, but I'm not into writing chapters if training and I'm trying to skip to the 3rd genin exam. You might get a flashback put I'm not making promises

Next chapter Genin Exam.