A/N: Hey! Sorry I haven't updated! I was gonna update on Friday, but my dad was sick. And I was gonna update yesterday, but I was sick. Tip: When you haven't been feeling good all day do not eat any of the following: ice cream with many toppings, seriously buttery popcorn, or a red slushy. And I haven't completely recovered so forgive me if this is a really crappy chapter.
Aphrodite POV
"Okay. Please tell me that I didn't have Poseidon's tattoo." Okay, it's official. Zeus is a bigger idiot than I thought. Of course he didn't have Poseidon's tattoo! It's a trident for crying out loud! But, I had a feeling that if I said that out loud he would zap me with lightning. And I wasn't so sure that what I was about to say next was any better.
"Yeah Zeus, you did. They just put a trident on your arm when your the God of Lightning! Of course you didn't you idiot!" Hera just looked amused so maybe if Zeus got mad Hera could soften him up.
"You know, normally I would zap you, but right now I'm just glad that that I don't have Poseidon's tattoo." And with that, he got up and left the room. Then Hera got up and came over to me.
"Yeah. He is an idiot. But, he's my idiot." And she patted me on the back and went after Zeus. Normally I would tell everybody, but there was no way in Hades that I would tell Hades himself. He would freak. But, I will get Hermes to send a letter from me to every one of the Olympians about it. Besides Hades of course. And just then I got a text. It was from Jason.
Hey Aphrodite! Just wnted 2 tell u tht we r goin 2 the movies. Ladies choice of course.
K. Ummm… How bout love and other drugs?
K. Sounds good. Meet u at central park?
Def.
K. Bi.
Bi.
I am so happy right now! I am going on a date with like the guy of my dreams!And just because I'm a goddess doesn't mean that I don't have dream guys either. Every one of us has had guys and girls of our dreams. Except for Artemis. Normally I would make her fall in love, but I wouldn't do that to her. After much contemplation of many different subjects I headed back to my room. And when I got there I was pleased to see that all of my stuff was sorted out ready to be put up. Hermes only does that when he's in a really good mood. Or when he's feeling like being absolutely insane. Or he just has some major time to kill. I mean when somebody sorts out all of my clothes it means one of two things: they have no life or they are about to literally die of boredom. I mean seriously I have more clothes than all of the malls in the U.S., Canada, France, and Italy put together. Well enough about my insane clothes collection. Time to put together a completely stunning outfit, but still make it look casual for my date tomorrow. I think I will go with one of my new outfits. I believe that the top is pink and has LOVE printed across the front within a big red heart.
A/N: Hey! Hope you enjoyed it! Again forgive me if it was crappy. And forgive me for taking so long. But, it could've been longer! And sorry it was so short! LATAZ!
