Next chapter on ways to annoy roy!! ANd theres a character that doesnt' belong to me :D character is from Crazy kid 0.o sorry if i make her personality bad O.O


Mission 3: Call him a stupid nickname and then make him think theres someone out to get him, meaning hit him where it hurts.

Mustang was in his office, looking through paperwork. He wanted a day off, but couldn't.

He decided to walk home, or in fact, his car broke down, and no, not broken down like the engine won't start, it literally broke down, wheels were taken off, and the driver wheel too. Mustang then thought of the twins. Mustang shivered, and then....a girl bumped into him.

"Whoa, sorry." The girl said.

"Better be, I'm not in a good mood." Mustang grunted.

The girl glared at him and walked off.

The girl got home and then looked into the telephone book.

It was the next day and Mustang was in his office when the phone rang.

"Hello." Mustang said, hoping its not Hughes.

"Hi sparky!" The girl said.

Mustang then thought.

"Who the bloody hell are you? How did you get the military's number?" Mustang growled.

"It ain't rocket science, sparky, go spark up a whole load of fireworks and then you get the military's number. Its called a phonebook. Oops sorry I'm not in a good mood so you better be sorry!" The girl said.

Mustang raised his eye. Mustang hung up the phone.

"Ok..." Mustang said.

"Parcel for a Colonel Mustang" A leitenant said.

Mustang took the parcel and then opened it. It was a small letter saying 'SPARKY' and thats all, a big box, and a small letter. Mustang ripped up the piece of paper.

"Katie, how long are you going to tease the Flame Alchemist with the sparky buisiness?" Katie's friend said.

"Until the day he dies." Katie said.

A week later.

"Sparky...Haha, thats a name we haven't come up with! But, Roy-my-boy is better..." Nial said.

"No, Sparky is the best one!" Nigel argued.

The had each others heads and were fighting about it. Mustang glared at them.

"Why is she calling me sparky! Its a stupid nickname!" Mustang said.

"Coz you create flames!" Havoc said.

Mustang glared at him. Havoc thought this was funny.

Hawkeye shot her gun.

"Get back to your work, sir, just ignore the girl." Hawkeye said.

The twins were there shaking their finger at him.

Mustang then glared at them all. The phone rang and Mustang answers.

"Hello" Mustang said.

"I'm gonna kick ya where it hurts..." Katie said, in a different voice. "Beware."

Mustang slammed the phone down.

"There's someone out to get me!" Mustang said.

"Maybe if you didn't steal people's girlfriends, maybe they won't be out to get you." Hughes said.

Mustang just looked at him.

"Is it my fault?" Mustang said.

Everyone nodded, except from Hawkeye.

"You're pathetic. Your scared of someone who might now know you?" Hawkeye said.

After work, Mustang was walking home, as his car is still in repairs. He kept turning his head around thinking there's someone out to get him. He sighed and carried on walking and then...

"Sparky!" Katie called.

Mustang turned around.

"What!" Mustang growled.

"I was just saying hi, Sparky..." Katie said.

"Stop calling me that name!" Mustang snapped.

"Sparky? I find that a cool nickname!" Katie said.

"I don't." Mustang said.

"Too bad Sparky. See ya!" Katie said and ran off.

Next day and Mustang was in his office, which was full of sticky notes to the wall saying SPARKY.

"These are all your messages" Hawkeye said.

Mustang gritted his teeth and clenched his fists.

"She's seriously annoying me!" Mustang snapped.

"You must of done something wrong." Hawkeye said.

"I've done nothing wrong!" Mustang said.

They all raised their eyebrows.

"You most probaly have" Hawkeye said.

"Since when?" Mustang complained.

"Since you tried to split me and Envy up." Katie said, from out of no where.

They all looked at her.

"What?" Ed said.

"Ohh, sorry, this is not where I'm from...Oops. See ya!" Katie said and ran off. -i really think shes out of character O.O yes, in Crazy kid 0.o's story, shes going out with envy and in earth etc, you would have to read it.-

Mustang then glared.

"She's wacko, I tell you!" Mustang said.

"ENVY!" Ed said, choking.

"What the hell was she talking about anyway? Where did she come from?" Hawkeye wondered. -haha i wonder how too...-

Katie came back.

"Oh, one more thing." Katie said and then kicked him where it hurts. "See ya Sparky!"

Mustang was on the floor while Katie was running away. And he kept hearing 'sparky' all over again. "She's...the caller...she's out to get me...I'm dead meat!" Mustang yelped.

Hawkeye just shook her head and carried on with her work, not bothering with Mustang, while everyone was watching him while he's in pain.

Call him names and kick him where it hurts. Always work :D

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Was it ok? Sorry if it was slightly rubbish D: and sorry if Katie is out of character crazy kid 0.o