Author's Note: This is a song parody I made a few years ago based on the Tiny Toons theme song. I hope this is to everyone's liking!


We're tiny, we're toony,
we're all a little loony,

And in this yao-toony, we're invading your PC!
We're comic dispensers,
Our dicks need all the censors,
On D-M-D adventures, get a dose of smut and glee!

So here's Midorijima, it's a whole wide world apart
Our home sweet home, it stands alone, as anime and art!
Our scripts weren't rejected,
Our penises erected,
Our DmD adventures is about to start!

They're cuties, they're sexy,
They're Aoba and they're Ren-y,
Toue's richer than Pepsi,
And Morphine's full of trash!
There's Mink and he's weary,
Clear is very cheery,
Koujaku's teary,
And Noiz is really rash!

At Platinum Jail, we break in to stop Toue and his crew
That piece of poo has done taboo since two-zero-one-two!

We're tiny, we're toony,
we're all a little loony,

It's DmD adventures, c'mon, it's real rad!

...

And Mizuki's just sad.