After a Few Days at the Inazuma Hospital ….
Aphrodi, Suzuno, Nagumo, Sakuma and Genda are now still at the hospital. They've recovered well but the doctors are still curious with the ingredients and food Genda uses.
Every day is just a normal good day except … today. The five men's room are mixed together; Sakuma's bed is at the corner of one side of the room, Aphrodi is next to him, and next to Aphrodi is Suzuno, next to Suzuno is Nagumo and at the other side of the room is Genda (with a chair massager next to his bed the doctor had provided especially for him.
Sakuma is playing different kind of board games and now his bed is full of a mess. Suzuno is busy with his laptop, cell phone, iPad, iPhone and Nintendo Ds. Nagumo is watching the TV provided by the hospital in the room and Genda is happily enjoying his massager chair. How about Aphrodi? The blonde is busy polishing different types of toy-guns, God-knows-where did he got them from.
What's so out of ordinary form that …? Well, that would be ….
"YAy! Yay! Yay! Sakuma Jirou is the richest man of all people in the world! Yuuhu!" cheered sakuma as he throws the monopoly money to the air making it scatter all around the bed and floor. "Yay! No one matches with the 'richety' of Sakuma Jirou! Woohoo! I am the richest man ever lived in the world! MUWAHAHAHA!" Sakuma cheered happily as he kept on throwing his who-knows how much monopoly money he has to the air and laughed evily.
That is what is out of ordinary with Sakuma. Suzuno is –feel free to choose whether he's worse or better in your opinion– busy with his electronic widgets. Yes, yes. But what matter is … he can't decide which one to use. Whether he should use his laptop first to work, or uses his phone to text his co-workers, or to use his iPad first for whatever reason he had or use his Nintendo Ds to play. He uses ALL off those widgets ALL AT THE SAME TIME. Expect what happen next ….
CRASH!
Suzuno's iPad fall to the floor and died.
"UWEE! My dear beloved, lovely iPad! OMG! Oh my freaking life! Oh, Life, how dare you to steal my iPad's inochi, Life? How dare you! Life, answer me, Life! You evil Life! How dare you! UWEE!" Suzuno sobbed as he got down from his bed and cries over his broken iPad.
"Oh my dear poor iPad-chan. Are you okay? Here, let me give you the kiss of life." Suzuno took his broken iPad on his hands and starts moving it around then exclaims, "For heaven's sake, my dear lovely iPad, I'm trying to help you here while you're trying to hide your mouth? WHERE IS YOUR MOUTH? HOW CAN I GIVE YOU THE KISS OF LIFE WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHERE IS YOUR MOUTH, iPAD-CHAN!" An idea then popped in his head when he saw the speaker in the iPad. "Oh there you are, Mouth-kun of iPad-chan," grinned Suzuno. "Just wait until I give you the kiss of life."
And then the silver head gives the kiss of life to the iPad through or on the speaker. After giving some kisses of life, Suzuno turned on the iPad on but only to find it still black and broken. "NOOOOOOOOOOO! MY iPAD-CHAN HAD DIED BEFORE I COULD EVEN GAVE HER THE KISS OF LIFE! NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO?! LIFE, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" And not long after that, he heard another crash. And that belongs to his laptop which had just sat cozily on Suzuno's bed a second ago and now it's scattered on the floor. "LAPTOP-SAN! DON'T DIE! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU! NOO! SOMBODY TELL ME WHAT TO DO NOW! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, LIFE!"
Nagumo watched Suzuno's action in awe. He is now watching the TV, but instead found Suzuno's suffering more amusing to watch than the TV show itself. But after some times, he got bored when Suzuno just jump back on his bed and bawl as he spins on it and keep on bawling making every of his electronic widget fall and broke on the floor. He altered his interest back with the TV. And something unexpected appeared on the screen.
"Who is that girl?" asked Nagumo as he examined from head to toe the girl in the TV screen and reads the name on the name label. "Hoshi … na … U … tau …, it reads?" And the girl starts to sing. Her voice is super lovely and Nagumo's eye swent all sparkly and hot. "OMG, what an amazing attraction!" Nagumo mumbled. Soon the person singing changes. "N-no, no! Wait! No! I still want to see Utau-chan singing! NO!" Nagumo screamed, but it was useless. No one bothers to listen to him and the TV changes its screen.
Two seconds later …. "Go, go, yeah, IWASAWA MASAMI-SAMA!" yelled Nagumo as he JUMPED oh his bed in excitement. "WOOHOO! Iwasawa-sama is so going to win! She's cute, hot and her voice is fabulous! KYAA!" After that Nagumo lost it. He got down from his bed, scratch all around the room making it looksmessier when it's already messy in the first place and search for a suitable material he could use for a mike. Yes, he indeed wanted to sing like the singers he watched in the TV and sing together with him/her as they sing in the TV.
He took Aphrodi's different types of hair brushes, empty tins of snacks, Sakuma's pair of clean chopsticks, a broom, empty dust bin, and some of Suzuno's unused broken widgets.
The hair brushes are used as the mike, the empty tin of snacks as the drum the chopsticks as the drumstick, the broom as the guitar, the empty dust bin as another drum and Suzuno's broken widget is used for making different kind of sounds. For Heaven's sake, how will Nagumo plays the guitar, drum, broken widgets and sing all at the same time when he has only two hands and the mike he uses isn't the one that you can put onto your ear and mouth like that?
"Yo, minna-san!" Nagumo cheered in a super 'girly' voice. "Thanks for coming to the Nagumo Ah-Haruya-sama Amazing concert! Thank you, thank you!" he exclaimed as he bows. But nobody is listening to him. Obviously; Sakuma's still buys with his board game, Suzuno is bawling over his died widgets, Genda enjoying the massager machine and Aphrodi busy polishing his toy guns. But the red-head just kept on cheering. "Thank you very much, minna. Now, presenting the amazing Nagumo Ah-Haruya –sama singing. The song is called … The Almight Nagumo Ah-Haruya-sama! Ohohohohoho …~!" That is definitely not the title the singer sung in the TV! And if you ask where did the 'Ah' in Nagumo's name came from, nobody knows. Not even he himslef knows.
And the singer in the TV started to sin and Nagumo tries to imitate his voice. But the result is not so good. He probably be only able to follow the 'ah-ah', 'yeah', 'go, go, go', 'hahaha', 'ooh', 'wowowowow' and such. Even if he tries to imitate the other voice, it'd just sound like an unclear mumbling and his voice sounds to be quite hoarse.
"YAY!" he cheered as he finished the song. God, it was horrible. Thank fully the others aren't listening to him, or else they'd start beating him up if they do. "Thank you so much, minna, for listening to the amazing NGUOMA Ah-HAruya-sama! Thank you." From his voice could be heard that he's too excited to sing and his voice is worsen after that. He can't even pronounce his name properly (Nagumo Haruya = NGUOMA Ah-HAruya-sama) and the high-and-low tone got all mixed up.
While Nagumo is still happily singing, Genda is enjoying the gentle massage the massager chair provides.
"Oh, my dear lovely massager chair, Miko-chan," he mumbled. "I wish you know how much I love you. You're so kind to massage me like a pro the whole day. Let's get married, shall we?" WTF?! How can you marry a massager chair? That is so absurd! ISN'T THAT THING IS A NON-LIVING THING WHICH USES THE ELECTRICITY AS ITS ENERGY SOURCE AND DOES NOT HAVE A HEART! Bullshit!
He even named the massageer chair! Well, that's not the problem actually, in fact it's quiete normal amongst little children (?) since even Aphrodi also name his combs. Each comb, different names, but ….
"As soon as we recover and got out of this hospital, we could go out on a date and have fun together. After that we could get marry and live happily as a complete happy family. We could also make kiddies together. The babies must be cute; the combination of the handsome Genda Koujirou and with your amazing massaging skills, Miko-chan. Don't you think so?" The massager chair stopped massaging and Genda stood up and you won't believe what he do!
He … he … the ikemen goalie of Teikoku Gakuen who is known as the king of all keepers who can stop any shoots from every direction, Genda Koujirou, he … he …
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HE IS LITERALLY LICKING THE MASSAGER CHAIR!
Yes! He indeed licked the chair as if it's a real woman ,and strokes it gently and whisper, "don't you worry. I love you for real. You are my sweetheart and I won't cheat on you. We could marry and live happily together. I'm sure you agree with that idea. Once we get out of this stinking hospital, I'll buy you the most beautiful ring for you. It's every man's wish to have a wife who can massage their husbands like a pro. I love you, my darling, Miko the awesomest massager chair ever!"
That was so stupid. Plainly stupid! Totally stupid! It's just so stupid from every point of view! Something is so wrong with this man!
Now let's move on to Aphrodi to give Genda and his beloved (stupid) massager chair some privacy!
Aphrodi is still busy polishing his toy guns from God-knows-where with a happy, silly grin on his face.
"There, there," smiled Aphrodi innocently at his toy gun in his hands. "Look, Pistol-kun! Now you're all clean! Ah, yes. Bazooka-sama, it's your turn now. Here, let Teru-chan polish you until you shine like a star. Hihihi …~" After that, he took a different gun and put the gun he previously hold in his hand on the bed gently and started to polish the new gun he just took like he did with his previous gun.
"Lalalala, lalala, lalala, lalalalalalalala …~ Polish, polish, polish, lalala~ Clean gun, clean gun, lalalala~" the blonde sung. "Bazooka-sama will soon be clean~ Now it's time for Snipper-chan's turn to be polished~ Lalalalalalala~ There goes Bazooka-sama, Pistol-kun and Snipper-chan's all clean! Woohoo! Now it's time for Sub Machine-san to be polished." He puts the three guns down and took another gun, but before that a fly passed by and it catches Aphrodi's attention. "A fly has detected. Let's move on into action! We got a mission here Bazooka-sama!" Aphrodi blabbered to the gun he called 'Bazooka-sama', a toy gun that can release little balls as the bullet.
"Alright, here goes nothing," so the blonde took the gun and ready to aim it in the fly's direction which was currently on Nagumo's shirt who is still busy singing a God-knows-what song he is singing. But the blonde wasn't listening to his song because he was just too serious in trying to aim the fly.
He aimed it (but hasn't shoot) … the fly flies to Genda's head … he avert the aim to Genda's head … the fly flies to Suzuno's broken phone … he aimed it to the broken phone … the fly flies to Sakuma's shoulder and …. "Annoying fly! Stop moving around for Heaven's sake!" shrieked Aphrodi as he shot the gun to Sakuma's shoulder and hit it really hard.
DUK!
"OUCH! IT HURTS A LOT YOU KNOW!" barked Sakuma in pain. "Just what the hell are you doing to my shoulder?"
"Yay! I did it!" the screamed, ignoring his friend, but soon he saw that the fly is now flying to the wall. "Damn it!" And then, without anymore a-i-u-e-o, the blonde shot his gun to the wall. But he missed and the fly's now on the table, he shot it again but missed again. That happens a lot of times already now.
"Bechu, bechu, bechu, dor, dor, dor, drrt, drrt, drrt," the blonde imitates the gun's sounds, but … is it really a gun's sound that he is imitating? What's with all of those 'Bechu, bechu'?
"Bechu, bechu, bechu! Hoho … almost close! Bechu, bechu, drrt, drrt drrt …." And …. "YAY! I DID IT! HA! TAKE THAT ANNOYING FLY! I AM VICTORIUS AND YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! Woohoo~!" He did really shot the fly, and now the insect is lying on the floor helplessly and dead. "Terumi-sama is the strongest man ever lived in this world, MUWAHAHAHAHA!"
And that's for Aphrodi's case. Oh, not to mention that Sakuma throws a glass bottle at his head afterwards; thanking him for shooting his shoulder.
"Gila lu, gila! Gila lu, gila, Sak!" the blonde cursed.
Sakuma tilted his head a bit, "what are saying blondie? I don't get you!" And another bottle landed on Aphrodi's beautiful face.
"EDAN!"
"I don't understand what you are talking! Stop saying nonsense, blondie!" And to stop Aphrodi from saying another 'ununderstandable words' or 'alien language' Sakuma rather call, Sakuma threw another bottle at the blonde face. But looks like that it's the wrong action to do, because now the blonde is saying even more nonsense.
"SINTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN GG! Sinting lu, Sak! Super edan en sinting! GILA! EDAN! SARAP! SINTING! KAMVREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Edan, edan edan. Edan~ Kamvret!"
Sakuma is now boiling in anger because of not understanding what the blonde is saying and thinking that he must have gone nuts for saying things he didn't understand. Because he knows clearly that the words the blonde said is definitely not Korean!
"SHUT UP! Stop saying weird things, blondie!" And this time a vase landed on Aphrodi's shoulder. "What language are you using, anyway?!"
"Language? GUE BICARA PAKE BAHASA GHAAOEEELLL! It's GHAAOEEELLL Language, duh~! Never heard of it before? NDESO! KUDET! CULUN! KAMSEUPAY! KATROK! IWAK PEYEK! TAHU ISI! TEMPE BACEM! NASI KUCING! SAMBEL GONDORUWO (is it even the right thing?)! DADAR JAGUNG! TELOR ASIN! NDOK PUYU! SAYUR LODEH! BAKSO WEUNAK (?)! BUBUR KACANG IJO! NASI LEMAK! MI AYAM GORENG RASA KARE (?)! MAKJLEB DAH, MAKJLEB-JLEB-JLEB!"
Sakuma who got really annoyed for not understanding his friend's language throws a lot more random stuff at the blonde.
"I told you to STOP saying things I don't understand!" the cyan-haired man screamed.
"Ket mau yo je' gorong faham-faham wae eson ngomong opo? NDUESO TENAN kon iku yo, Sak! NDESO! N-D-E-S-O! NDESO! It's called 'NDESO'!"
"I told you to stop-"
"STOP THROWING ANOTHER THING AT ME! IT HURTS A LOT BRO! LORO COY, LORO!" And with that, Aphrodi throws his pillow at Sakuma's face to make him stop throwing random things at him.
Outside the Room ….
"I wonder what's going on inside that room," said one man.
"Ah, yeah. That room's really noisy. I can't sleep with all its noise!" added an old grandpa.
"It sounds like a war. What illnesses are the patients suffering in that room?" asked a woman who just got out of a patient room.
"Should we check it?" said the man again.
A teen boy who is about seventeen years old came and smiled at the adults (and grandpa; he's still count as an adult, isn't he? … or maybe not …?).
"Don't worry, Father," the boy said. "I'll check that room for you. The noises are just too loud for anything ordinary, thus it might be something dangerous inside."
"Yeah, sure. But stop using such narcissism tone!"
"If that is your order."
Just as the boy took a step, a doctor came and greets them.
"What's going on in here?" the doctor asked.
"Doctor Irie!" exclaimed the woman in excitement. "There, in that room number 472! That room is very noisy! It's disturbing us a lot," she complained as she pointed at the room where the noises source is.
"Ah, I see. Then I'll go and check it. Kudou-san, Aihara, can you come with me?" The doctor turned behind where two nurses are. "There are five patients there so maybe I might need your help."
"Yes, Irie-kun," replied the nurse called Kudou Fuyuka.
"Of course!" cheered the nurse called Aihara Kotoko.
And so, the doctor and the two nurses went inside the room only to see ….
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" asked Irie in disbelief.
The room was all messy; board game stuff and electronic widgets are all over the floor, little balls are everywhere, random stuff is scattered all around the room and mostly … THE PATIENTS ARE ACTING OUT OF ORDINARY!
"What are you guys doing?!" Irie asked again.
"Hold on a second, aren't they Sakuma-kun, Aphrodi-kun, Suzuno-kun, Nagumo-kun and Genda-kun?" Fuyuka said as she pointed at each of them along with their names and tilted her head to the side a little.
"Oh, nurse-san, you know me?" Aphrodi snapped with his eyes sparkling.
"Afuro Terumi-kun, better known as Aphrodi-kun, right?" guessed Fuyuka.
"100 marks for you!"
"Okay, okay. So, how have you been? You've been good and not making any problems, right?"
"Un!"
"Good boy, good boy!" Fuyuka stroked Aphrodi's head like as if he's a dog, and Aphrodi happily let her be with his eyes all sparkling and suddenly a tail appeared from out of nowhere; making him more alike with dogs.
"Teru's happy that someone still knows him," the blonde sniffed still with happiness.
"Yes, yes, Fuyuka knows Teru-kun."
Irie and Kotoko sweat dropped seeing the two.
"What are you doing, Fuyuka?" asked Kotoko.
"You're making him as if he's a dog," added Irie.
"Teru doesn't mind being a dog as long as the owner is nurse-san," beamed the blonde in which Fuyuka also starts to sweat dropped.
"Yes, yes. Fuyuka will be Teru-kun's owner."
"Teru's really happy!"
And with that, the blonde is accompanied by the purple head.
"I don't get what's going on in here," murmured Kotoko.
"Whatever. Let's just leave that blonde with her and we could talk with the other patients."
"Yeah. You're right, Irie-kun."
"Of course I'm right! I AM the DOCTOR."
"Yeah, yeah. You ARE the DOCTOR."
Before the two hospital staffs make another action, Nagumo approached them.
"Whoah! It's the doctor!" the red-head exclaimed. "You two must come over here to listen to me singing, right? Alrighty then! NGUOMA Ah-HAruya-sama will sing a special song for you two called 'Prince Tulip of the World'. Let us START!" And with that, a spot light appeared from nowhere and shone on Nagumo. The red-head started to sing.
"Prince Tulip of the World! One, two, three, go. START!
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
Guess what is Irie's and Kotoko's reaction seeing this? Yes! They both jaw-dropped seeing this. Well, that is to be expected. Oh, c'mon! Who would not jaw dropped seeing this? This … this … Nagumo is … is … HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE TURNS OUT LIKE THIS?! Even the name of the song's title and the song are COMPLETELY different. What the hell?!
"What was that?!" asked the two.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you all! Thank you!" Nagumo bowed in front of them. "Thank you for listening to NGUOMA Ah-HAruya-sama. Thank you."
"I thought your name was Nagumo Haruya?" Irie asked.
"Unbelievable," Koto mumbled. "And WHO WOULD WANT TO UNDRESS YOU, ANYWAY?!" And thus, the mumble becomes a scream.
Now it was Genda's turn.
"Wow, Doctor! Did you come here to meet my fiancée?" he asked. "Meet my fiancée, Miko-chan the amazing massager chair! TAADAA! She's cute, isn't she?"
Kotoko laughed and rolled on the floor while Irie's hair is now sticking all over the direction and his eyes are sore; full of disbelief.
"BWAHAHAHA~! Y-YOU'RE MARRYING A MASSAGER CHAIR?! Hahahaha! OMG, this is just too funny! Hahahaha!"
"Aihara!"
"Hahahaha! BWAHAHAHA! THIS IS JUST TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! BWAHAHAHA–"
"AIHARA KOTOKO! STOP LAUGHING ALREADY!"
"Ah, yes." And Kotoko stood up. "OMG, Irie-kun, don't you find that funny?" She asked as she wipes off the tears in her eyes.
"That was STUPID! Mister, you must be kidding me!"
"Hey! Don't you dare to make fun of my dear Miko-chan! Even if you're my doctor, I will give you no mercy if you dare to insult Miko-chan!" Genda barked and then kissed the massager chair and whispers to her, "don't listen to them, Miko-chan. They're the one stupid. I will always love you no matter what and well get married soon enough. Don't you worry, everything will be fine!"
And with that, Kotoko returns back laughing and rolling on the floor as she tears started to roll down her face. Aphrodi and Fuyuka watch this in awe while Irie watches this in disgust.
"Oh, what kind of illnesses are this patients suffering?" growled Irie as he examined the paper on the clipboard in his hands. "Let's see … their doctor is Gouenji Katsuya. Damn! I should have asked him about it first!"
"Hey! Are you a doctor?" asked a voice no other than Suzuno's.
"Well, what do you think?" Irie hissed.
Suzuno step down from his bed and took his broken laptop and shove it to Irie's face.
"Pardon me?"
"You said that you're a DOCTOR."
"Yes, I am a DOCTOR! But it got nothing to do with your laptop, Suzuno-san!"
"It has!"
"Which is?"
"This laptop is dead!"
"So?"
"IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A DOCTOR YOU SHOULD MAKE IT ALIVE AGAIN! GIVE IT THE KISS OF LIFE ALREADY! I'VE TRIED TO DO THAT BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE IS ITS MOUTH AND IT WON'T WAKE UP BECAUSE I AM NOT A DOCTOR AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO IT THEN, SINCE YOU ARE A DOCTOR!"
"What is wrong with your brain, Madam? This thing is NON-LIVING THING so you CAN'T make it back alive! Then you should buy a new one!"
"First of all, I am NOT a woman! He's the woman!" Suzuno pointed at Aphrodi.
"SAY WHAT?!" the blonde scowled.
"C-calm down, Teru-kun. I-I'm sure he's not serious," Fuyuka tries to convince him to calm down.
"Okay," the blonde smiled at her and waggle his tail and motioning the girl to stroke his head again as the dog's owner.
"Second of all, my laptop IS a LIVING THING! It can sing, it can read, it can write, it can talk and it can sleep!"
Irie was about to yell again but he tries to calm him down. 'Calm down, Naoki. Calm down. You are a doctor and you should be calm, probably he's having brain problem, so calm down alright? Remember that you are carrying the name of the Irie family,' he told to himself in his mind.
"Fine, if you insist, Mada–"
"I am a MAN!"
" … Mister," Irie corrected himself. "I'll take that to the electronic hospital and now you go back to your bed and sleep!"
"Here's more!" Suzuno shove his other electronic widgets onto Irie's face, and Irie reluctantly took them from him and then pointed at Suzuno's bed.
"Now go to bed," he commanded. Suzuno hissed but gets back to his bed, anyway. "You two too, Misters!"
"No way, I will stay here by Miko-chan's side! I'm not going to that bed! Nu-uh!" The lion-head refused and sit on his fiancée instead.
The doctor rolled his eyes and took a glance at the red-head. "To the bed!"
"No way! NGUOMA Ah-HAruya-sama still wants to sing!"
Irie huffed and fish inside his pocket and got his phone. He then dials a number leaving the red-head raised an eyebrow.
"Hello, Irie's here. Can you turn off the TV channel of room … room … room number 472 please?"
"No, no, no! No please no! Don't! I'll go to my bed but please don't turn the channel off! Please, please, please!" And Nagumo throws the hair brush he's holding to Genda's massager chair making him curse and whatsoever about him hurting his so-called-fiancée and rushes to his bed and then curl himself with the blanket as if he's going to bed.
"Oh, the patients change their mind. Don't turn it off. Thank you so much, and sorry for disturbing your work. See ya later." And he hangs off. "Good boy," the doctor huffed and then heard a whistle coming from the corner of the room.
"I thought Doctor Irie Naoki, the hottest and genius doctor in Inazuma Hospital is rich, but I was wrong," smirked Sakuma.
"Excuse me?" Irie frowned as he put his phone back to his pocket.
"Huhu, from your phone I could tell that you are no match with my richety."
"Now, now, what are you talking about?"
"Hehehe … you wanna know, huh?" the eye patched man laughed in a weird tone. "Taaraa! Look I have lots of money and I am the RICHEST man in the world, MUWAHAHAHA!" he showed Irie all of his monopoly money which was quite a lot. "MUWAHAHAHAHA!I know what you are thinking right now! Yes! I am the richest man in the world! Muwahahahaha! Ohohohoho –uhuk uhuk uhuk …."
"Dumbass," commented the doctor. "That is just MONOPOLY money and it doesn't worth at all!"
"What did you just say?! How dare you! This money worth it a lot! I finally able to beat that penguin and won all of this money! Just admit it that you are JEALOUS of me!"
Irie look at the penguin Sakuma pointed but it turns out to be … "THAT IS JUST A STUFFED PENGUIN AND IT IS NOT ALIVE! Just what is wrong with all of your mind, people?!"
Sakuma gasp hearing the brunette's words. "HOW DARE YOU TO INSULT MY BEAUTIFUL LOVELY PENGUIN PLUSHIE OTOTO! He is ALIVE! And he is my friend whenever I go to bed! Don't you ever dare to insult my penguin again, you hear me!"
Irie jaw dropped and Kotoko rushes to Sakuma's bed.
"Uwaaa … how cute! Where did you buy this plushie? Irie-kun, buy one for me in my next birthday please?" beamed Kotoko as she caressed the penguin plushie.
"Hey! Don't touch that! It's mine!"
"Oh, please let me hold it for a few minutes."
"No!"
"Please~"
"No!"
"Meanie!"
And Kotoko and Sakuma fight over for the stupid penguin plushie leaving Irie full of anger right now.
"ENOUGH OF THIS STUPIDITY! (free bonus packet of broken caps lock + bold + underline)," he screamed out loud making all of the people in the room almost jumps up to the air and shut up very well. "This is super ridiculous," the doctor stormed. "I have decided that these men are insane and they need to be in the mental hospital now!"
"I am sane, for goodness sake!" refused Sakuma as he shook his head.
"SILNCE!" the doctor yelled again making the eye patched man hides behind his pillow.
"I am calling Gouenji right now so you guys better behave! Aihara, Kudou, make sure they don't do anything stupid anymore while I go call their room doctor!"
The two women nod their heads and Irie leaves.
Silencen ….
"This is awkward."
"I know."
"Hey, why not we make a ruckus?"
"Not allowed!"
"Tch, so? What should we do now? That brunette sure took a long time just to call a stupid doctor."
"Stop it! He's your doctor, don't you ever dare insulting him! If it weren't because of him, you guys won't be healthy enough to make such a ruckus!"
Maybe you're wrong Kotoko and maybe Sakuma is right. It's actually because of the DOCTORS that had made them gone INSANE.
"Are you talking about Irie or Gouenji?"
"I could see why if you're defending Irie since he's your husband. As long as I could be Fuyuka's dog, I don't care about anything!"
And there goes the sweat drops on everyone else's head excluding the blonde. Really? What did Irie or even Fuyuka herself had said that made him become Fuyuka's dog? No one remembers what did they said that involve dogs.
"Yes yes, Teru-kun's a good boy!"
"Un!"
"You are being too kind with him, Fuyuka-chan."
"Why so kind with that idiot?"
"Shut up! You guys are just jealous! Ne, Fu-yu-ka~"
Another sweat drops for the rest (including Fuyuka). What is wrong with this blonde?
"Ahahaha …."
"Hey, what are we talking and discussing about?"
"…."
"…."
"..."
"…."
"…."
"…."
"No one's gonna answer me?!"
"Because we don't know, Koujirou!"
Poor Genda. No one knows how to answers him.
"Yeah. So much for the ice freak who thought he's a genius!"
"Zip it, Mister!"
"Whatever."
Another silence ….
"Arrgh! I can't stand silence!" barked Sakuma. "Someone do something about it!"
"Shut up! Neither of us knows how, so shush!" shushed Kotoko.
But then a lizard appeared on the wal and it's quite big too. Almost as big as a salamander, catches everyone's attention. SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! It's a lizard! Then that means ….
"Kyaaaa! CICAK! CICAK! IT'S A CICAKK! DISGUSTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!" screamed the blonde as he throws random things to the lizard, but to no avail. "TOKEKK!"
That's what they've been expecting. Aprodi becomes a lunatic whenever a lizard appears!
"It's a lizard! I hate lizard!" yelled Kotoko as she jumps onto Sakuma's bed.
"M-m-me too. I'm no good with the lizard," Fuyuka shutters.
"CICAK! IT REALLY IS A CICAK! EIIEW, DISGUSTING! GET AWAY YOU FREAKING UGLY CICAK! GET AWAY! STUPID CICAK!" the blonde shrieked as he kept on throwing random things to the lizard who is now trying to escape from the blonde's 'attack' by crawling along the wall of the room.
"What is this all 'cicak' about?" asked Nagumo as he 'protected' his head from the 'attack' by using his pillow over his head.
" 'Cicak' refers to 'lizard'. That's Aphrodi's own language he made and this is so not good! Blondie! Stop throwing things already, will ya?" snorted Sakuma.
"EEIIWW! IT'S CICAK, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! THE MOST DISGUSTING ANIMAL EVER! GET AWAY YOU STUPID LIZARD CICAK FREAK!"
"I don't know about that lizard as the most disgusting animal, but I agree with the 'eeiiww' part," commented Genda as he dodged a random thing Aphrodi just threw.
"EIW! DISGUSTING! HOW CAN I MAKE THIS CICAK FREAK GET AWAY FROM HERE?! AAGHH! SH!T! I'M OUTTA RANDOM THING!"
Now the lizard is crawling on the wall behind Genda.
"Alright Scar L-kun, Bazooka-sama is tired right now. It's your time to shine, Scar L-kun! C'mon! Let's rock n' roll!" Aphrodi yelled as he throws his 'Bazooka-sama' gun onto Sakuma's face and took another toy gun which he called 'Scar L-kun'. And he starts shooting the lizard with the gun. It may be just a toy gun, but it does really shoot bullets (although it's little balls or such instead).
"Bechu, bechu, bechu! Huahahaha! Get lost you freak!"
"Aggh! Blondie! STOP IT!" shouted Genda as the little balls fall on his head. But then, a miracle (?) happens. The ball hits the lizard and making him fall onto ….
"YAy! yAy! BANZAII! BANZAII! I hit the cicak! I hit the cicak! Yay! Yay! Banzaauii! Bnzauii! YAY! YAY!" And the blonde did a victory dance ON his bed. He was too happy that he even mis-say the word he said (Yay = YAy, yAy. Banzai = Banzaauii, Bnzauii).
Hold on a second! Aphrodi might had shooted the lizard, but the lizard obviously fall off from the wall. And where did it land on?
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! DISGUSTING! Aaaghh! LIZARD BLOOD! There's lizard blood on my pyjamas!" shrieked Genda as he throws the lizard away from his shirt. "Get away from me, you filthy creature!"
But the lizard is still alive. And guess what did the lizard do right now? Guess the unexpected guess!
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"AGGGH! NOW THE LIZARD IS CRAWLING UNDER MY PYJAMAS! WHY WON'T YOU GO AWAY?!"
Genda opened his pyjamas and throws it in the air, trying to remove the lizard from his body.
"Hey! Don't throw your pyjamas on my face!" complained Nagumo whom become the spot where Genda's pyjamas landed on.
"AGGH! Get away from my body, you FREAK!" screamed the brunette again as he throws the lizard away.
"Fuyu?" asked Aphrodi with an innocent face of curiosity when he realized that his so-called-owner blushing madly and shuts up too good; and so does Kotoko. After a few minutes, silent embraces the room.
Then it hit Aphrodi.
"NO! FUYU, DON'T LOOK AT KOUJI! LOOK AT ME! TERU IS YOUR GOOD DOG!" the blonde whined as he started to LICK the purple-haired girl to make her snap out of it with puppy-dog eyes. Frankly, it's somehow kindda disgusting being licked like that.
And well, it success pretty well.
"OH! I'm sorry, Teru-kun. Yeah, Teru-kun's a good boy!" Fuyuka said as she strokes the blonde's hair again, but with her face still all flustered red.
"YAY! I love Fuyu!" And the blonde cuddled again ignoring the blush on the woman's face.
Genda, Nagumo and Suzuno sweat dropped seeing this, and so does Sakuma actually but soon stopped when he realized red spots on his bed.
"KOTOKO! DON'T NOSEBLEED HERE ON MY BED! YOU'RE DESECRATING IT!" the eye-patched man screamed. Now all the attention move to Kotoko. The orange haired girl's face is all red –a lot redder than Fuyuka's– plus she's nosebleeding right now.
"Oh my gosh, I can't believe an insane man like you has such a hot six-packs. How come in the world is that?" Kotoko murmured as she kept on starring at Genda's body –it is indeed just like what Kotoko described; a perfect, hot, six-packed, muscular body. Let us all go 'Whoah!', one, two, three, go! Double you, egh, ouw, eh (?), egh; W-H-O-A-H!Anybody volunteering to nosebleed right now? It's your choice :3– ignoring the her nosebleed.
"Hey! My body is only for Miko-chan!" twitched Genda, and there goes Kotoko anime-fall right now.
"SHIT!" she cursed.
"Where did the lizard went?" asked Suzuno.
Everyone frozes. That's right, they've been forgetting about the lizard all this time.
Genda looked at his hand, the lizard is now on his hand.
"DISGUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGG!" the brunette shrieked.
And there goes the poor lizard flying onto Nagumo's beloved lovely 'tulip'. Aphrodi gasped as he saw the lizard flying and he starts to shoot at the lizard again, despite its flying. Since it landed on Nagumo's 'tulip', the 'tulip' reluctantly becomes the victim of Aphrodi's 'attcack'.
"Oh, no! No, no, no! Stop it! NOOOOOOOOO! My beautiful lovely tulip! Aphrodi, stop it! Agh, stupid lizard don't spoil my TULIP!" Nagumo cried and cried as he defend himself using his hands from the balls while trying to throws the lizard away. "Shoo! Go away from me, you stupid lizard and NEVER COME BACK!"
And now the lizard flies again. It was about to land on a flower vase until Aphrodi shot it and it flies to a different direction and ….
"Aggh! Not on my bed! Not on my bed! NOT ON MY BEDD!" Suzuno hits the lizard after it landed on his bed on the blanket with his pillow. "DIRTY ANIMAL!"
"Fuu! Get away from my victim! I'm the one that will destroy it!" And Aphrodi shot Suzuno's hand making him stop from hitting the lizard.
"Eiiew, horrible creature! Get away from me! Shoo! Shoo!" Just like Nagumo, Suzuno shove the lizard away by … flapping his blanket to the air. Making the poor animal flies. And again, Aphrodi shoots it, and thus the lizard landed on Sakuma's penguin plushie.
"MY DEAR PENGUIN PUSHIE!" the eye-patched man squeaked and flicked the lizard away. His flick was really strong that the creature flies to the air again.
"This time you will TRULY die!" the blonde screamed and shoot the lizard multiple times again. Right at the same time, the door slammed open and ….
"WTF is going on here?!" That's … Gouenji Katsuya! And he was … glasses –less? Not to mention that Irie is behind him.
And …
PLUP!
The giant lizard flies on to Katsuya's face and guess what happen next?
"Don't move, Gouenji-san. I'll shoot that lizard right now!" Aphrodi squealed as he prepared his gun as if he's a pro shooter.
CLICK!
That's the sound of the gun fired. The little balls doing as the bullets role are dashing in the sky to whether attack Gouenji Katsuya's face or the lizard (either of them are the same) in a slow motion giving more epic effect until …
"AAGHH! MY EYES!"
"Ha! The cicak finally leaves our room! YAY! It's my victory! Wooohooo!"
"STUPID BLONDIEE!"
"Haha, lalalalalalalal–"
CRACK! BRUK GEDEBUK!
"Aaah! STUPID BED! How dare you to broke your legs and let me fall?!"
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THE END (?!)
K/N: So … how was it? Sorry if it wasn't funny at all. Bad humor, I know. The author's still a newbie and this is her first humor fic in her whole life, after all.
Alright, why are you guys staring at me like that? Oh, is it because I said 'the author'? That's right, I'm not the author. It's me, Kishibe :D You might SOMETIMES (not always!) saw me popping with her while reviewing stories X3
"K/N" stands for "Kishibe's Note", it's not a typo X)
I'm doing the Author Note here because the author is busy with something. And about the Author Note at the top? Well, she spent a little time writing it then left. This was supposed to be uploaded a few days a go but Jantai's a bit busy and lazy because she's occupied by a web called Moshi Monster. Yeah, you got that right, that site! That one! That little kids site! | www. moshimonster. com | Silly and childish, I know. But she's still a kid after all. From the outside she might be a First-year in Junior High, but from the inside she's a total kiddo! She's just turning out like this because she's really bored as hell.
And now you won't believe what she's busy with if I tell you. She's … she's … SHE'S CRYING OVER HER LOST MIRAI SENTAI TIMERANGER DVD AND ALMOST TURN THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN JUST BECAUSE OF IT! Even more stupid, silly and childish, yeah, yeah. True. But this is what makes Youlan Jantai different from any other girl :)
Anyway, sorry for the horrible grammar, bad punctuation, typos and most of all for the lame jokes..
Note:
1. If you guys got confuse at the last part, the giant lizard gets down from Katsuya's face and ran away. Not long after, Aphrodi-kantoku's bed's leg got broken since he had been standing on the bed while shooting the lizard and then he falls down.
2. And you might realize that Jantai slightly "borrowed" characters from Itazura na Kiss, Shugo Chara/Doki Doki/Party and Angel Beats.
-Hoshina Utau from Shugo Chara
-Iwasawa Masumi from Angel Beats
-And Irie Naoki and Aihara Kotoko from Itazura na Kiss. Why didn't she wrote it as "Irie Kotoko" instead of "Aihara Kotoko" you ask? Well, Kotoko has a weird (or so Jantai thought) habit of calling her husband with his family name, so she was scared if those of you who hadn't watched that anime got confused. So, yeah. Now you get it her point.
3. You guys might think that lizard aren't that scary, and why would she uses lizard here? Lizard's Jantai's least favorite animal, with that she could (at LEAST) use the words better than using other animals since she would also freak out like that (well, not as crazy as Kantoku and his friends, of course).
4. About the massager chair? Jantai's brothers! It was inspired by them. If they saw a massager machine somewhere in the hyper market for free try (or sometimes with coins too), they'd fight for it. So, there you go.
5. Why should it be Aphrodi-kantoku, Sakuma-san, Suzuno-san, Nagumo-san and Genda-san? Because they five are Jantai's top favorite characters. They will appear together more in her upcoming stories. Everyone have different ideas, and this is hers. She loves those five together.
Thanks for reading and … PLEASE REVIEW! Jantai always go crazily happy to see review. Flame? Feel free to flame the author with writing tips, advices and suggestions! Say anything about this fic. Even if there's something you don't like about it? Just say it honestly. Reviews Jantai loves the best is when you comment about her grammar, punctuation, vocabulary, suggestion, advices and such (although she never gets one).
Special Thanks To:
-Neko and Niky
-Guest
-loving'it4321
-RandomGirl777
-Roze Hime-sama
Who had reviewed/favorites/follows this fic. Yes, we made it as a three-shot since it was too long~ But the content is just the same, except for SOME typo corrections and little stuff. But the basic is just the same. It made Jantai super happy. You guys have her eternal gratitude! :D
Thanks~ :3
-Kishibe Taiga & Youlan Jantai
