I'VE BEEN ON VACATION, DON'T HURT MEH!!!

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more dares!!!

***Remember to keep it T people, and I won't allow any Yaoi or Yuri (hugging isn't Yaoi or Yuri), m'kay? I have the right to reject a review if it's bad***


(What ever I say is in bold, Mandy is in italicized, Reviews are in bold with these things } around them)

*We all look up from the fire where Kikyo is tied to a spit over a fire, Inuyasha tied up in the corner, Seshy locked into a booster seat with Mandy on his lap, the children with a small mountain of candy, war paint on all of our faces.* Hi... is it time to read reviews again? Ok, everyone, clean up! Mandy, read the dare please!

Ok... this is from Kouga'sGirl4eva who says:

{ok ok i got the perfect dare... you should ake it where inuyasha and Kouga
have to kiss. and then Kouga has to kiss Kagome cuz she'll hate that. lmao
that would be so funny, cuz inuyasha would be al like fine i'll kiss kagome,
then thye make out, and then he goes to kiss Kouga and hes like WTF}

Ok... even though i didn't get the last part really... ok... i can't do the kouga-inuyasha part (stupid beta), but i can alter it a little.... KOUGA, KAGOME, INUYASHA, SESHY!

*The 3 run forward, standing straight in a line, Sesshomaru comes last, looking a little bored.*

Kouga, you get to make out with Kagome for 30 seconds and Inuyasha is forced to watch. If he doesn't, he has to give Naraku the jewel shards *Naraku perks up*

Kouga: YES!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

Inu and Ayame: NO!!! What the heck??!! Why would I care, Kagome can make out with whoever she likes, it's none of my concern! *turns away a little, his nose in the air.*

*Kagome raises and eyebrow and drastically throws herself into the kiss, groaning loudly. Inuyasha, who is a foot away, turns red and starts shaking. *

Seshy: Why am I here aga- *angry tick as Mandy attaches herself onto his leg, almost drooling.*

TIME's UP!!! Now, Inuyasha has to make out with Kagome and Kouga has to watch.

Kagome, Kouga, and Inuyasha: WHAT?!!

GO!!!! *Inuyasha and Kagome look at each other, turn bright red, and start out slow.*

(A few minutes later)

What's going on here??!!

Oh guys? Time!

*They break apart quickly, turn red, and chase Mandy into the hallway. Shippo and Rin come in screaming*

Remind me to never let her read the dares unless I'm here, ok? *Kagome and Inuyasha come back into the room, covered in blood.*

Mandy?? helloooo?? oh well! Ok, now Kagome, who was better??!!

*Both guys glare at Kagome, she faints*

Ok then *Stage whisper* We'll ask her later *everyone chuckles evilly*

*to kikyo* Don't play along!!! *Slaps*

This is from Emily-twilight:

{ok I dare Shippo, Yuka, Eri and Ayame to tell inuyasha off and he's not
allowed to hurt shippo. Then I dare jaken to admit he loves Fluffy (I just
think he's obsessed with him). after that I wuld like YOU (auther) to kill
naraku and Kikiyou tell every one off about it took them over 100 ep and they
STILL didn't kill the *BEEPs* and fin}

hehehehehe... i love you... this is awesome!!!!!!!!

*Shippo, Yuka, Eri, and Ayame surround Inuyasha as he cowers in the corner, whimpering.*

Shippo: YOU ALWAYS TELL ME TO BE A MAN, I'M MORE OF A MAN THAN YOU ARE!!!

Eri: WHY WOULD YOU GO BACK TO YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND AFTER YOU STARTED DATING KAGOME??!! SOMEONE SHOULD SLAP YOU!

Yuka: KAGOME DESERVES BETTER THAN YOU, WHY SHE LIKES YOU SO MUCH, I HAVE NO IDEA!

Kagome: YUKA!!

Ayumi: YOU'RE PATHETIC! YOU NEED TO TREAT HER WITH RESPECT AND FORGET THAT OTHER WOMAN!!

*all three girls slap him and walk away, everyone stares in shock.*


Wow, thanks guys. I had no idea... ok... Jaken!!! SESHY!!!!

*Jaken comes in front of me, shaking, silently begging me to help him*

Maybe now the little imp will die!!! BWUHAHAH!!!

Jaken: Lord-Lord Se-Sesshomaru?

*Seshy gives him a death glare. Jaken falls to the ground sobbing.*

Awww, i actually feel a little bad... here, truth serum will make it all better!!!

Jaken: NONONONO- Lord Sesshomaru? I do love you- I love your leadership skills. I personally, however, hate how you treat me. You are a cold-hearted demon, you think too much of yourself *Sesshomaru's mouth curls up into what might be possibly a smile* and you think you're all powerful. Well, I'm sure there's a demon out there that stronger than you!!!!! *Gasps, panting, realizes what he said, falls to his knees, begging for mercy.*

Seshy: *to me* I'm borrowing that shotgun on the wall over there.

Ok, sure!

*Jaken screams bloody-murder and dives out of the window.*

Now that the show's over...*grabs shotgun, kills Naraku and Hakudoshi, throws Kikyo into a bathtub filled with gas, lights her on fire.*

HOW THE HECK COULD YOU GUYS NOT BE ABLE TO KILL THEM IN OVER 100 EPISODES, BUT OVER 500 IN THE MANGA??!! KAGOME, YOU KNOW ABOUT GUNS, THAT WOULD'VE MADE LIFE A LOT EASIER, HUH?! YOU GUYS, IF YOU ACTUALLY WORKED REALLY HARD AND THOUGHT ABOUT IT, YOU COULD'VE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO!!!

*Is ignored, everyone is celebrating those 3 being dead. I scream and leave. They look up*

Kagura: Did she say something?


I'm BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!

Everyone: NOO!!!!!

I'm taking over for now, trakrat had a mental breakdown , next dare. It's from inuyashaloves kagome4ever

{i dare inuyasha 2 kiss kagome,tell here he luvs her,and i dare sango 2 kiss
miroku,tell him she luvs him can i b on plez oh and lord sesshomaru u r the
hottest guy ive ever met u r hotter than ur brother will u go out with me!thax}

Inu: HEY!!

He's going out with me!!! If I see that girl, or if she touches my man... *rambles on*

*Seshy raises and eyebrow and rolls his eyes* not another fangirl... this one is bad enough!!

Ok, and yeah, trackrat changed her name to trakrat. It's so monumental! Ok, Sango, Inuyasha... get over here!!

*Sango and Inuyasha walk over, not knowing what the dare was.*

inuyashaloves kagome4ever: FLUFFY!!!!!!! *runs over to hug and kiss sesshomaru, gets in fight with Mandy*

OH MY GOSH I CAN'T LEAVE YOU GUYS ALONE!! *Pulls them apart, ilk4e has a bloody nose and a split lip, Mandy has a cut forehead and some of her hair is in ilk4e's hand.*

Ok, Inuyasha and Sango *whispers what to do in their ears. They grin and blush and pull the person they love to the other part of the room. We hear Kagome scream and laugh and Miroku yell in triumph. We see them passionately kissing nearby the broken window, the fading sunlight surrounding them.*

Everyone except them, Kouga, and Sesshomaru: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

It's about time this happened!!! *they break apart and hug each other.*

Ok, hot new dare coming up!! It's Mandy's!!! *stage whisper* Oh no...

Shut up! Ok, I dare Inuyasha, my Seshy-poo *He smacks his forehead* and Kagome to drink a potion. It will make them act however tha dare tells them to, since from now on, they're gonna be pretty bad!!! Also, they have to tell the truth!!

*They take it reluctantly and stand to the side.*

THIS IS AWESOME!!! Bad News, we gotta revive Kikyo and Jaken *canned audience jeers and boos* but, it'll be worth it, i promise. KiKyo_hater_101 () says:

{I dare Kikyo to jump outta the window
I dare InuYasha to cheer happily for Kikyo to jump out the window
and
I dare Sesshomoru to hug Jaken}

Sesshomaru, I command you to revive everyone who I brutally killed in this chapter!

*he revives Jaken, who is still sobbing, and Kikyo and Naraku, who are making out, their wrists cut and their nails black*

Kikyo! *Mandy forces potion down her throat* Ok, Inuyasha!!

Inu: KIKYO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST JUMP OUT THE WINDOW?! NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE, EXCEPT FOR TORTURE!

kikyo: Inuyasha...

Inu: JUMP!!!

*Kikyo jumps, sobbing.*

Inu: YES!!! THANK THE LORD why... no... *sobbing lightly* HALLELUJAH!!!

Sesshomaru! *He scoops Jaken up into a hug and then holds him bridal style.*

Fluffy: I'm sorry that I made you jump Jaken! I'm sorry I treat you so badly, forgive me, please!!!!

*Jaken turns red, mutters an ok and runs away*

Sesshomaru, I demand you to kiss me! *He grabs Mandy, presses her up against the wall and kisses her deeply and roughly*

...this is creepy... I'm moving on... inuyasha princess ():

{dare kagome to make-out with sesshomaru}

Short, sweet and to the point. *She runs to Seshy, shoves Mandy away and takes her place

Inu and Mandy: NO!!!! (S)HE'S MINE!!!!! *Mandy falls to the ground sobbing, Inu fumes*

I'm scared now...Lady Izumi 101 love your tod fic btw...

{Hey! That is so funny! Well I am a heard core FLUFFY LOVER so 1 can i be a

guest star PWEZ and 2..

I dare Inu to make out with Sesshy (can't do)

I dare Kagome to kiss sango and ayame (can do, but I'm cheating)

I dare Naraku to make out with kagura

I dare Sesshy to make out with Kagome and love it

I dare Koga to forget kagome and mate Ayame

I dare sango to give a lap dance to miroku

I dare u to lock miroku in a cage with old women who want to bare him
children

I dare kagura to crap in a cup and naraku to eat it

Ok my dares r done :D come check out my dare fic 2! I hope u like mine!!}

ok, i can do it all except for the 1st one, sorry! the seshy and kagome one is happening now *they moan* and i think they really love it! SEPERATE! *they break apart* Ok, Kagome, Kiss Sango and Ayame friendly-ish!

*Kagome hugs them both and kisses them on the cheeks* You guys are two of my best friends! *the others are staring out the window, which is magically fixed*

Kagura, Naraku!!!

Naraku: Yes?

Kagura: I AM THE WIND ITSELF, AND I-

Yeah yeah yeah, make out with Naraku!

Kagura: FINALLY!!! *they make out in the corner*

Sango!! *black screen as jazz music is played, Miroku cheering and yelling* Ok, next part!!! hehehee *Poofs in cage and about 15 old women. They look like they're about 17 to Miroku though. I shove him in with Sango silently laughing in the background*

Miroku: Would any of you ladies be interested in bearing my child? *they poof back to old women*

Greta: OH! That would be nice, but I'm afraid I can't have a child, but we can try!

Betsie: Pick me, not that old hag!

Maureen: I'm the youngest!

*they all surround him, moaning about sleeping with him, making them feel younger and menopause. He is pressed up against the bars of the cage, screaming Sango's name as they drag him away.*

Kagura: what did I miss? *coming out of the bathroom.*

Sango: We got the monk! *high 5'sLady Izumi 101*

LI101: Kagura, did you flush the toilet?

Kagura: No, I'm evil, why?!

LI101: Which did you do?

Kagura: *in a little school-girl voice* Number 2.

*Her, Mandy and I look at each other and smile like the Grinch* Hold Naraku down!!! *I grab plastic bag and run into bathroom. I come back with a plastic cup filled with "hot chocolate"

Here Naraku.. have a drink... it's chocolate! *He downs it in one gulp*

Naraku: That was good, can I have some more?

Kagura: I'm on it!

O.O Ok... This a dare I though was from last chapter, and is probably my favorite!!! hehehe...Sweet Possum

{hey this is called Truth or Dare. how aboutu some truths?
InuYasha, what are your true feelings for Kagome?
Kagome what are your true feelings for InuYasha?
Miroku, how many girls have you layed in your whole life? and be honest.}

Perfect! Inuyasha? *Millionaire light shines down on him*

Inu: I think I love her. I'm not sure she feels the same though... I don't want to be hurt again.

Kagome: I don't know if he loves me or Kikyo, but if he loves her, If it makes him happy, then I'll deal with it. I won't like it though, because I love him.

Miroku??

Miroku: Honestly...none. I want Sango to be my first and only.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......... *lie detector beeps positive* He's not lying!

Shippo and Rin: Trakrat doesn't own Inuyasha!

Just Mandy, because she is my slave!!! bwuhahaha!!!! Review!!! *Grabs spear and starts to stalk Kikyo*