How to annoy Edward Cullen...

The classic how to annoy Eddy – buy him a dog, and call it Jake.

When you walk past him sing Madonna's 'like a virgin'.

When you pass him, say loudly to your friends "guess what I did with him last night?"

Buy Bella some motorbike accessories for he birthday and wrap them up in silver paper.. make him watch her open them.

Tell him that Carlisle has been bitching about his virtue with Esme.

Smash his piano.

Picture Jacob naked whenever you pass him.

Tape pictures of Rosalie all over his room.

Make sure Bella sees them.

Ask him why he watches people years younger than him sleep, like a pervert would.

Hehehe!! Im laughing at number 2!! and number 10.

Any more how to annoy eddy? tell me in review, and say which one you found funniest.

Lubb RoRo xx