AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey peoplez! (and other beings who learned to read XD) Wowzerz! You made it to the third chapter! Read on, mon ami. (Incentive: mon ami is translated at the bottom! XD)

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Holly moved to reassure him, right as the door to the room burst open. "Hey guys!" said a bouncy and probably hyper Juliet, as she entered the cramped room. Butler leaned back as her ornamental, and rather dangerous, jade ponytail ring swung to near his face for the bodyguard's liking. "Juliet! We're glad you're here, finally," said Holly, and then nodded to "Arty's" bed. "Hey Ar-" Orion interrupted. "Orion, at your service!" Juliet beamed as he introduced himself. 'Orion! Finally, I get to meet you!" Orion beamed, almost as brightly as the bouncy girl in front of him. "All of our other companions find me 'tiresome.' I don't understand! Even the beautiful and virtuous maiden!" Holly choked. "Pardon?! Beautiful and virtuous maiden?!" Juliet smiled even more, if that was possible. "Holly? Beautiful and virtuous? Why is that?" Orion, ready to blabber on and on and on about Holly, was more than ready to talk. "Well, to begin, her hair! It is as red and beautiful as the last dying rays of the sun! Oh, she is wonderful in many ways! Her voice! A choir of angels, ready to sing!" Holly blushed furiously. "Me? Sing? When has that happened?!" Orion sighed mournfully. "Only in my imagination, fair princess... but it is rather easy to imagine."

Orion was still talking when Foaly entered the room a whole half-hour later. "She is as beautiful as a unicorn! No, more beautiful! Nothing can compete with my love, the wonderful maiden!" Foaly whipped out a tape recorder. "Foaly, put that away," Butler said firmly. Foaly sighed, very disappointed to miss a chance to gather blackmail for when Artemis was cured. "Is this Orion again?" Holly, Butler, and N.1 all unanimously agreed. "I just love listening to him blab endlessly about Holly... And watching her her blush!" Holly did just that. "Foaly, shush!"

Artemis was mortified. Orion is ruining my life! This is a disaster! He put his face in his hands, and right as he did so, someone tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey dude, you okay?" Artemis whipped around, astonished to hear another voice in his mind office that was not his or Orion's. "Who are you?!" He shrugged. "Me? I'm Aridis, if that's what you mean. Somehow, I don't think that's what you meant though." Artemis almost fainted. The appearance of another alter startled him. "Dude, why are you just standing there? Do you not have a chair or something?" As he said that, a huge, green, beanbag appeared next to him. He flopped down into it. Quickly, Artemis thought up a chair like his one back in his office. Non-squishy and dark grey. The sickly teen sat down. "Oooh, grey, how creative. Dude, you need something comfy!" The other alter replaced Artemis's chair with a beanbag similiar to his own. Artemis plopped down into the squishy, colorful mass. "So, what's your dominant personality trait?" he inquired. "Dude, I guess I'm like, a normal teen maybe?" Artemis shuddered at Aridis' flippant use of the word 'dude'. "Oh my... A 'normal' teen?" The 'normal teen' grinned. "I do love watching this fool mess with our life." Artemis sighed. "I suppose you will want to 'mess with my life' as well?" Aridis thought for half a second. "Maybe once or twice.."

"Hello, Mud Boy. I have been waiting for the others to leave so we could start the therapy session. Shall we begin?" Orion smiled. "Allright, my good doctor! Let us begin this new quest!" Argon scowled. He could see how this fool could get very annoying over time. "So. To begin, how have you been feeling?" Orion sighed. "As I believe you suspect, I am sore all over. And, I have a splitting headache!" The young romantic teen chuckled dryily at his own joke, while Argon mentally groaned. "As for your emotional state?" Orion sighed. "Still pining after the sweet maiden, all of us." Argon stiffened. "Sweet maiden? Who do you mean?" Orion, obviously excited at the prospect of an 'eager' audience, said eagerly "Holly, of course! She is more beautiful than I have ever before described! No words can fully convey her magnificence! Her voice, an entrancing melody, even without the mesmer!" Dr. Argon cut in before he could continue. "Your... in love with Holly?" he asked, startled. Orion merely nodded happily before murmering, "She is extremely bewitching, you know.."

Argon quickly wrote a synopsis of the apparent infatuation of the Mud Boy toward Holly. then returned to a previous topic. "You said 'all of us.' Did you mean yourself and Artemis, or are there more personalties?" Orion shrugged. "Well, I've been listening in on a rather interesting conversation between Artemis and a newly formed personality calling itself Aridis," Although he sad this rather non-chalantly, Argon got super excited. "Another personality?! And you didn't tell me sooner?!" Orion obviously wasn't worried. "Well you started the converstaion on Holly sooo... Logically, I got distracted." Argon smirked. "Yes logically.." he said , to placate the romantic.

"Go on about this 'Aridis' person, if you will." Orion thought deeply for a few moments. "Well, from what I can gather, he's just a 'normal teen.' No guilt, no Complex, but everything else. He has Artemis's smarts, anatomy, and feelings, just as I do!" Argon hastily scribbled something unintelligible on his clipboard. "Mhm, okay. Have you any idea of how many personalities might eventually emerge?" The current host of Artemis's body deliberated on this for a while. "I think 4 including Artemis, maybe 5. It's hard to tell." Argon noted this. "Could you tell me more about these personalities?" Orion tried to summon up more info on the other alter's personalties, but the effect was fruitless and apparently tired Orion a great deal. "My good doctor, I'm afraid I have exerted myself all I can today. I'm sorry."