Hey guys! Sorry for the delay on the Christmas drabble. I'm sorry to say that, next chapter is probably going to be the last drabble chapter. Basically, my brain has ran out of funny-interesting weird plots for drabbles. However, recently I created a one-shot called Tranquil Draft. I decided to turn it into a story instead. So go check it out :) I do have to warn, it'll be more like a…. Asian drama theme. Keke. Anyways. Enjoy this drabble!


The day Naruto was mentally scarred, he most definitely won't forget.

It was a week after Sakura's parents have found out Sakura was failing History.

However, little did Sakura's parents realize, her pregnancy secret with her boyfriend was driving her insane. Leaving her to zone out during classes and end up missing very valuable notes.

So it was decided that Sakura will be tutored by Naruto, her lovely cousin, who happens to be her sexy boyfriend's best friend. Cough.

Most people would believe Naruto isn't very smart; however … well… scratch that, he isn't really smart. But when it came to his favorite subject, History. He was bright as his nightlight. Yeahh. You heard me; he still has a nightlight for an odd reason. He claims it's so he can get to his bathroom safely but Sasuke calls BS on it.

Back to the story.

Sakura was currently sitting on her bed, crossing her arms. She puffed up her cheeks in distress.

Naruto can be seen looking around her room, claiming how long has it been since he saw her room.

Sakura wrinkled her face in annoyance.

Naruto now decided to become more nosey, and now started to go through her stuff.

Sakura now closed her eyes, pinching the bridge of her nose.

How the hell is he going to tutor me if he is idiotically gawking at girl things?

Then she heard a gasp.

Sakura has snapped opened her eyes… in horror.

Naruto opened her night table and found her pregnancy test.

"Neh… Sakura-chan…"

Sakura clenched her eyes, her thoughts screaming in her head.

"I … didn't know… you …"

It's like time stopped. She didn't know what to think. She didn't know what to say. She just waited… for everything to blow up…

"I didn't know you had a cool digital highlighter!"

Sakura snapped her eyes open in disbelief.

No fucking way..

"We should definitely use this for studying!"

"…. Yeah…."

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"Neh, Sakura-chan, where's the tip of the highlighter? There's only this flat thing with a dot in the center."

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Oh Sakura couldn't wait to tell her boyfriend.

And she did, Sasuke ended up telling Naruto what the item was a week later. At first Naruto was outraged that Sasuke got his 'baby' cousin pregnant… then realization sunk in.

He touched the place where Sakura urinated on.

Naruto screamed in agony to the sky.

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Sasuke broke into laughter.

"Merry Christmas."

"FUCK YOU TEME!"


Happy Holidays guys :)