Fans ship you with Lucy, what is your reaction?

Dan Straight: YES PLEASE!

Dan Straight: My Lulu Pie and I are destined for one another!

Lucy: Aren't you a filler character? Filler doesn't count.

Dan Straight: Filler totally counts!

Cana: Eh, I could get into it.

Lucy: Cana?!

Cana: What? We had Tenrou Island together, and that was full of shippy moments. We fought side by side against Freed and Bickslow in only bikinis! We relaxed at a pool together and got naked, I'm almost sure that we did something together off screen. I groped you with a smile on my face, and I don't grope that many people.

Lucy: That last one is not a reason; Natsu's groped me too and also seen me naked!

Cana: Oh yeah, well I guess I'm out of the running.

Lucy: What's that supposed to mean?!

Erza: Lucy is one of my best friends in the world and I care for her deeply. I can see why the fans ship us, we're hot.

Lucy: Erza, not you too?!

Erza: They are by definition crazy shippers Lucy, just go with the flow.

Lucy:

Mirajane: I'm a little surprised that people might ship me with her; I have a bit of a reputation for trying to set her up with other people; namely Natsu.

Laxus: Meh, she's pretty cute, I'd do her.

[Cue bright red Lucy!]

Juvia: Juvia would not date her love rival, Juvia will only date Gray-sama~

Gray: Well she's pretty, and we always have each other's backs, Lucy's one of my best friends in the world. I'm not surprised people could see us together.

Juvia: Gray-sama!

Gray: What? We just have that sort of chemistry.

Gajeel: Why would they ship me with her? Is blondie a masochist or something? I beat the crap out of her after taking her away from her friends and comrades, who I also beat the crap out of, but she should call me anyway. For reasons.

Pantherlily: I told you I could help you get with Levy Gajeel, why don't you trust me?

Gajeel: …You be quiet.

Levy: Well we both love reading, and we both danced together on stage for Gajeel in those bunny girl outfits… Do you think if I dated Lu-chan she'd let me take a look at her novel earlier?

Background Gajeel: Why is she showing interest?

Hibiki: Well I'd love to spend more time with Lucy; she can come and see me any time. [wink]

Loke: She should summon me out more; I'd love to be the one to 'light up her life.'

Sting: Who is this Lucy and why am I being shipped with her?

Rogue: She's the blonde Fairy Tail Celestial wizard who Minerva beat up in the Naval Battle. Best friends with Natsu.

Sting: Have we even talked outside of those Kemokemo filler episodes?

Rogue: I… don't think so.

Makarov: YES. YES. SHIP ME WITH LUCY!

Mirajane: I don't think anyone actually pairs you two up Master.

Lucy: Natsu? You've been awfully quiet.

Natsu: So shipping is pairing up two people you think would be good together?

Lucy: Yeah.

Natsu: Can you come back to me please?

Zeref: I'm not entirely sure I've ever been in the same vicinity as this… Lucy. And I really think it's best for me to stay away from people.

Jellal: Ditto.

Bickslow: Cheerleader's alright I guess, I'd take extra good care of her soul.

Freed: No respectable young lady flaunts that much of her body to a gentleman in combat.

Lisanna: I'm surprised people would pair us up, aren't we supposed to be fighting for Natsu's love?

Lucy: I'm pretty sure that's just fan interpretation, and while we're on the subject… Natsu?

Natsu: You are my best friend and I know I can always count on you Lucy… I'd want to stay with you forever.

Pretty much everyone: Aww.