Fans ship you with Lucy, what is your reaction?
Dan Straight: YES PLEASE!
Dan Straight: My Lulu Pie and I are destined for one another!
Lucy: Aren't you a filler character? Filler doesn't count.
Dan Straight: Filler totally counts!
Cana: Eh, I could get into it.
Lucy: Cana?!
Cana: What? We had Tenrou Island together, and that was full of shippy moments. We fought side by side against Freed and Bickslow in only bikinis! We relaxed at a pool together and got naked, I'm almost sure that we did something together off screen. I groped you with a smile on my face, and I don't grope that many people.
Lucy: That last one is not a reason; Natsu's groped me too and also seen me naked!
Cana: Oh yeah, well I guess I'm out of the running.
Lucy: What's that supposed to mean?!
Erza: Lucy is one of my best friends in the world and I care for her deeply. I can see why the fans ship us, we're hot.
Lucy: Erza, not you too?!
Erza: They are by definition crazy shippers Lucy, just go with the flow.
Lucy: …
Mirajane: I'm a little surprised that people might ship me with her; I have a bit of a reputation for trying to set her up with other people; namely Natsu.
Laxus: Meh, she's pretty cute, I'd do her.
[Cue bright red Lucy!]
Juvia: Juvia would not date her love rival, Juvia will only date Gray-sama~
Gray: Well she's pretty, and we always have each other's backs, Lucy's one of my best friends in the world. I'm not surprised people could see us together.
Juvia: Gray-sama!
Gray: What? We just have that sort of chemistry.
Gajeel: Why would they ship me with her? Is blondie a masochist or something? I beat the crap out of her after taking her away from her friends and comrades, who I also beat the crap out of, but she should call me anyway. For reasons.
Pantherlily: I told you I could help you get with Levy Gajeel, why don't you trust me?
Gajeel: …You be quiet.
Levy: Well we both love reading, and we both danced together on stage for Gajeel in those bunny girl outfits… Do you think if I dated Lu-chan she'd let me take a look at her novel earlier?
Background Gajeel: Why is she showing interest?
Hibiki: Well I'd love to spend more time with Lucy; she can come and see me any time. [wink]
Loke: She should summon me out more; I'd love to be the one to 'light up her life.'
Sting: Who is this Lucy and why am I being shipped with her?
Rogue: She's the blonde Fairy Tail Celestial wizard who Minerva beat up in the Naval Battle. Best friends with Natsu.
Sting: Have we even talked outside of those Kemokemo filler episodes?
Rogue: I… don't think so.
Makarov: YES. YES. SHIP ME WITH LUCY!
Mirajane: I don't think anyone actually pairs you two up Master.
Lucy: Natsu? You've been awfully quiet.
Natsu: So shipping is pairing up two people you think would be good together?
Lucy: Yeah.
Natsu: Can you come back to me please?
Zeref: I'm not entirely sure I've ever been in the same vicinity as this… Lucy. And I really think it's best for me to stay away from people.
Jellal: Ditto.
Bickslow: Cheerleader's alright I guess, I'd take extra good care of her soul.
Freed: No respectable young lady flaunts that much of her body to a gentleman in combat.
Lisanna: I'm surprised people would pair us up, aren't we supposed to be fighting for Natsu's love?
Lucy: I'm pretty sure that's just fan interpretation, and while we're on the subject… Natsu?
Natsu: You are my best friend and I know I can always count on you Lucy… I'd want to stay with you forever.
Pretty much everyone: Aww.
