DISCLAIMER: I do not own bleach! The only things I own are Yukina Nerru and Aritsu Nerru.
Yukina let out a little giggle when she left the school and saw Ichigo still on the roof with a confused expression, she had to admit she felt a little bad about lying to him but he'd have to get over it.
"Yukina-san have you seen Orihime-chan?" Tatsuki asked while jogging to catch up with Yukina.
"Yes actually she told me to tell you she was going to visit her uncle in America." Yukina lied with a sweet smile gracing her lips.
'Nee that whole group is really bad at tying up loose ends, aren't they Yuki-nii?' Kurai-Tenshi droned in her head before he began to snicker.
'Tell me about it, it's actually pretty annoying. One day I'm not going to say anything and I'll see how many missing reports get filed,' she answered causing Kurai-Tenshi to start cackling again.
"Oh, well then would you like to hang out today?" Tatsuki asked as they turned the corner towards the park distracting Yuki from her conversation with her Zanpakuto.
"I'm sorry Tatsuki I have some errands to run today how about tomorrow? Maybe you could teach me some kung fu?" Tatsuki agreed enthusiastically and left Yukina to her "errands" which weren't really errands at all but actually training. Yukina sighed happily as she swallowed her soul pill and was shot out of her body.
"Stay here and act like your studying OK?" she ordered the mod soul, it nodded and saluted her, Yukina turned around to the empty space behind her and sliced it open then stepped inside to face a larger amount of hollows then the last. "Well hello there, missing your friends?" she teased they all growled at her.
One of the particularly large Hollows spoke ", you are not welcome here Shinigami, leave!"
Yukina feigned a look of hurt "Shinigami? Why I'm just shattered...can't you guys just like me for who I am! But you know I already brushed up on Kurai-tenshi's Sakebi (scream) yesterday...how about we hug it out." She unsheathed her zanpakuto quickly and twirled it in one hand "Kurai-tenshi Akuma no Houyou! (Devil's Embrace)" she began to twirl the sword faster and faster until it turned into a huge silver crescent with a chain attached to one end she tossed it like a Frisbee at the hollows and the chain wrapped around the first row of hollows she caught the sharp disk in her hand with no injury and twisted the chain tighter, the chain began to glow a dark evil purple and the hollows turned into dust. She tossed the crescent around the group again but this time Kurai-tenshi came back towards her in sword form and she grinned holding it horizontally she put her left hand on the blade "Sakebi!" a black light bounced off of Kurai-tenshi like a sound wave and destroyed the rest of the hollows.
"Aw well that no fun is it? Fujiken! (Negate Event *regenerate*)" she called waving her hand, all of the Hollows were put back together and were standing and snarling at her. She grasped her sword with both hands and grinned, "Bankai! Now you'll die the right way!" she growled before she used shun po to appear in front of the hollows just from the force of her speed it's self the first two rows of hollows were destroyed. Yukina was laughing with utter glee when she left the hollow realm.
"What's so funny Yuki-chan?" A voice sounded from behind her Yukina choked on her laughs and turned around frightened that it was Ichigo or one of the others, but relieved to see Ichigo's father instead.
"Kurosaki-dono it's only you, you scared me!" she exclaimed grasping her heart for the effect.
Isshin gave heaved a hearty laugh and then became serious ", so why were you in that realm in the first place let alone leaving it laughing?"
Yukina sighed and stepped back into her body the soul pill shot out of her mouth and she replaced it into the case "I'm training, Yuroichi-san said it couldn't hurt to." She picked up her school back and began to walk out of the park with Isshin.
"Yes, but in the Hollow world that's a bit too dangerous the Espada and Arrancar live there as well." Isshin chided.
"I understand that, Kurosaki-dono, I do but where else would I train. I can't blindly throw myself into a war with polishing up my skills now can I?" she asked smartly.
Isshin chuckled and shook his head "no I suppose you can't, you and that stupid wit Yukina-san don't talk back to your superiors."
"Tch, you're not a superior anymore and yes and I'm bored out of my wits so you could just imagine how hard it is for me to think of these witty comebacks Kurosaki-dono." She joked.
"Why not train with me?" he offered Yukina froze and dropped her school bag.
She coughed ", you...have your powers back?" she asked incredulously while picking up her bag.
Isshin's face grew serious again ", I don't know how it happened but I gave my son a protection charm, for his mod soul in case he got into trouble and of course Kon got in trouble, but suddenly all my powers came rushing back to me and I was able to become a shinigami again...even my zanpakuto." he explained.
"Wow that's really something...consider yourself lucky Kurosaki-dono" Yukina said.
"Hey how would you like to come over to my apartment for dinner tonight?" Isshin asked suddenly.
Yukina paused ", I would love to...but...how would we explain it to Ichigo?" she asked.
"Oh I'm sure my son would just be delighted to have a beautiful girl like yourself there he won't even be able to think something fishy is going on!" he jeered while dragging her into the Kurosaki clinic "Oh Yuzu-chan, we have a guest over for dinner!" he called once they took their shoes off.
"Dad, how did you managed to pick up a young girl like her?" a dark haired girl asked.
"Yukina this is Karin and that precious angel over there at the stove is Yuzu!" he gushed but suddenly let out a screeching howl that sounded a lot like "ICCCCCHHHHHIIIIGGGGGOOOOO!" there were thunderous steps coming down the stairs and Isshin soared into the air bringing down his foot in a powerful kick to Ichigo who blocked it as if he were swatting away a fly.
His eyes flickered to Yukina and widened ", Yukina, what are you doing here?"
"Oh no!" Isshin screamed in the background, he had been so completely confident that Ichigo would be so taken with Yukina's beauty that he would have forgotten to ask why she was at the apartment in the first place.
Yukina's eyes flickered to Ichigo's shirtless chest and almost choked he was in really good shape but she snapped out of it and thought up a quick lie her voice becoming high and airy ", Oh Ichigo I never made the connection between Kurosaki Isshin and Kurosaki Ichigo, I feel so embarrassed! Kurosaki-dono and my father were good friends but I haven't seen him in since I was a child and he ran into me at the park today and asked me to stay for dinner I hope you don't mind?" She asked quickly not entirely lying. Ichigo was so confused with all the information she had relayed to him in one breath that he just shook his head numbly indicating 'no'.
"Oh that's wonderful I want you to sit with me then!" she cheered happily and grabbed Ichigo's hand to pull him into the living room. As soon as their hands touched and electric shock passed through each of them and they found the other glaring at them. Yukina realized what was going on and smiled facedly "Oh my, did you feel that static electricity?" she lied.
"Yeah...static electricity..." He mumbled although he was still glaring at the beautiful girl in front of him, unbeknownst to him his father was keeping a close eye on his son.
After dinner Yukina looked at her watch ", oh my, is that the time! I really must be going I have to feed my cat!" She lied.
Ichigo looked at her weirdly ", your cat, I thought it was dead?"
"Well actually I got a new cat yesterday you were right keeping that old stuffed cat was getting a bit creepy so I threw it out and got another one just like it and named it Ichigo!" she exclaimed and then blushed at what she said when she realized Ichigo blushed as well ", You know after my other cat Strawberry?" he nodded numbly and Yukina quickly scurried out of the apartment hoping not the make an even bigger fool out of herself. Isshin was watching Yukina and Ichigo with a small smile on his face before he also stood from the table and excused himself saying he had to go check on a book he ordered.
"Honestly Yukina a cat named Ichigo! How could you be so stupid, he definitely thinks something is fishy now!" Yukina scolded herself, while hurrying home and smacking herself in the head repeatedly.
Mean while Isshin made his way over to Urahara's Shoten and secretly crept inside and made his way over to Urahara's room making sure he wasn't seen by anyone. He masked his reiatsu and slid the door open quietly Urahara's back was to him and he was reading an erotic manga "Yo!" Isshin called happily. Poor Urahara jumped three feet in the air and dropped his manga only to have it picked up by Isshin ", why do you have to read such distasteful manga? And how many of these do I have to confiscate?" he teased while secretly slipping the manga into his jacket pocket.
"That's no fair Kurosaki-kun I wasn't finished reading that one yet!" Urahara sobbed dramatically.
"Well guess what Kisuke?" Isshin asked happily while sitting cross legged on Urahara's bed.
"Why do I have the feeling you know something I don't? Tell me! Tell me!" He squealed the two giggled like school girls.
"I think my son has the hots for our little Yukina and vise versa" he exaggerated throwing his hands up.
"No it can't be!" Urahara protested thinking hard.
"Why not Yukina asked a lot about Ichigo and I've seen Ichigo staring at her sometimes when I pass the school." A voice spoke, both Urahara's and Isshin's head snapped towards the window where a black cat gracefully jumped down from the opening and turned into a woman...a naked woman but a woman nonetheless.
"Yuroichi-san how nice it is to see you again!" Isshin greeted completely oblivious to the fact that she was naked as Urahara was. She quickly slipped into a pair of clothes and joined in on their conversation.
"Sometimes I wonder how stupid my son thinks I am, hasn't he noticed that I made Yuzu put extra food on his plate for that girl Rukia?" Isshin rolled his eyes.
"You know I wonder the same thing about Yukina, the other day Ichigo almost caught us. I was over her apartment and we sensed his reiatsu so she picked me up and threw me at a wallof course I clawed the wall like I was a sculpture hanging there but then Ichigo's eyes landed on me and he asked her why there was a cat on her wall. She told him her dad used to be a hunter and stuffed his kill but then went on to say that I was her old cat that died named strawberry I mean honestly a stuffed cat? That girl is terrifying in battle but when it comes to that silly little emotion called love she's clueless, "Yuroichi laughed.
"Yukina can be so cruel sometimes" Urahara pouted getting the attention of the other two ", yesterday she stopped by for lunch and Rukia and Ichigo walked in while we sat at the table. She told Ichigo that she was walking by and I had asked her to lift a box for me because my back was acting up. Then Ichigo beat me and told me that I was trying to look up her skirt and it never even happened!" he whined.
"Well it was a good lie, it's something you would do...actually I think it's something you've tried to pull on Rangiku and Orihime." Yuroichi spoke.
"Any who! My son is such a prude and Yukina has become such a serious person who only likes to train! I think they'll need a little help from the terrible three!" Isshin cheered, Urahara joined in but Yuroichi blinked.
"The terrible three? Now I see where Ichigo gets it from." she commented Isshin pouted and then they began to formulate a plan.
