Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto...
Sorry it took me so long to update. I have a busy life.
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"Argh," Zetsu moaned, "I thought I got rid of you!"
"You thought you got rid of me?" Tobi asked with a questioned look on his face.
"Yes," Zetsu hissed, "when I put you in that room I meant for you to stay there!"
"Oh, you mean when you put me in the dark room?" Tobi asked.
"Yes," Zetsu hissed again.
"Actually," Tobi started, "I wasn't planning to leave. I wanted to stay and watch, but then the door opened and this guy with glasses came in. He said his name was Kabuto. He jumped in front of the tv and started this long speech that started with 'I'm here because' and it was so boring that I fell asleep. I woke up to the sound of a kunai whizzing past my ear and when I looked at the wall in back of me, I did see a kunai. He threw another one and I moved so that it cut the ropes that tied me to the chair. The next thing I knew, the guy was jumping out the window with the tv saying something about some guy named Orochimaru forgetting to bring his tv when he left the Akatsuki and that he needed it to watch America's Next Top Model."
When Tobi finished his really long explanation, Zetsu got angrier, Itachi sweat dropped, and Kisame shuddered at Orochimaru's taste in shows.
"Can we just get on with the mission?" Itachi asked.
"Fine, but before that idiot throws me, I want to put a jutsu on the pot so that it won't break no matter how hard the impact," Zetsu said as he made the hand signs and put the jutsu on the pot. "Now you can throw me up there."
Up in Deidara's room…
"That was the worst walk through the woods I ever had," Deidara mumbled to himself, as he walked into his room. "I mean who puts fake clay in the middle of a path!!!" he yelled out in anger. The 'fake clay' he was talking about was actually quick sand he stepped in.
"I have to change this cloak," Deidara said as he opened his closet and revealed about 50 Akatsuki cloaks that we're exactly like the one he was wearing.
"Which one should I wear?" he asked to air. "I'll choose this one," pulling out a random cloak. Then, all of the sudden, the mouths on his hands ate it whole.
"Aww man," he complained, "my hands are hungry and I lost all of my clay in that stupid forest," he said as his hands ate another cloak.
About five minutes later, his hands ate all the Akatsuki cloaks that were in his closet.
"WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR NOW!!!" he yelled out in frustration as he searched through the empty closet. Then he pulled out the only outfit he found.
It was a ballerina outfit. It was pink and frilly all over. The tutu was huge with a diameter of three feet. There were the flat ballerina shoes and panty hose too. The bad thing about it was that everything was attached.
"Ugh, the only thing I can find is this stupid costume that my grandmother gave me!" He grumbled, wishing he could find something else to put on.
When he couldn't find anything else, he put on the outfit. He even put on the long pink ribbon that went in his hair.
He walked over to his mirror and looked himself over.
"Hey, this doesn't look half bad," he stated and started to make poses in front of the mirror.
In about three minutes, he heard a loud crash and then a boom. He turned around and saw…
Ha! Another cliffhanger. I hope I did this one better than the last one. My friends said my last cliffhanger was horrible. Oh yeah, I need to ask you people something, should I make Deidara say 'un' at the end of every sentence or would that be annoying? Also should I make Tobi try go undercover too? Please help me out. The quicker you do, the quicker I'll update. And please, I beg of you, can you please take thirty seconds out of your life and review?!
