Sorry for the long wait! I was busy getting ready for my prom, which is this Saturday! I FINALLY GOT A DATE! HUZZAH! I'm so nervous; never had a date before Anyway, on with the show! You guys are awesome!

WARNING: This chapter contains a lot of swearing and condoms. Do not be frightened by the latter.


It was around 11:00pm and the lights were on inside the stars' room. The bathroom door opened and N came out wearing nothing but a towel around his waist. "Well, I am going to sleep now." He said, yawning. Black was already sleeping. White was texting Bianca and Bianca was texting White. Cheren was looking at a magazine with a weird look on his face. "Sleep well." White said. "Don't let the Joltik bite!" Bianca said. "Oh, I don't mind those fuzzy guys." N said. Then he slipped under the covers and took off the towel, throwing it somewhere around the room. Then he reached for the light switch and turned it off. White and Bianca didn't mind.

To: Bianca

From: White

Dos he hav underwear on or wat?

To: White

From: Bianca

I think he sleeps all-natural

To: Bianca

From: White

I didnt need that image in my mind

From: White

From: Bianca

Hey y is Cheren moaning?

White put down her Blackberry and turned the lights on. She saw Cheren with a lustful grin on his face as he looked at his magazine. He was making weird sounds and White's eyes widened. "Oh that looks so good…" Cheren moaned. Bianca's mouth fell open. She got up from her bed and marched up to him, but he didn't even notice her. She angrily yanked the magazine from his hands. "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT—algebra?" She said, dumbfounded as she turned the pages. Cheren was giving her a confused look. Bianca turned to the front cover. "Playgeek? What the heck is that?" She asked. Cheren yanked the magazine from her. He opened a page and showed it to her. "It's the latest issue of Playgeek with the new hottest numbers!" He said. He looked at the number on a page, which was a big, pink, upside-down number 2, and he moaned. "Oh, that's so naughty…" He muttered. Bianca's eyes twitched as she went back to her bed, which was bottom bunk.

Cheren sighed and climbed up to his bed before placing the Playgeek under his pillow. He took off his shirt and pants and stayed in boxers before getting under the covers and closing his eyes.

Not five minutes later, everything went totally dark and Bianca erupted into screams. Black shot up from bed and hit himself hard on the top bunk. "OW!" He screamed as he began to rub his forehead. White jumped up and her phone fell to the floor. She held her breath in horror as it tumbled to the ground in slow motion, but miraculously, it didn't break upon hitting the floor. Cheren sighed in exasperation as he climbed down from his bed, and fell off. N was still sleeping, snoring lightly.

Queen kicked the door open. She was holding a flashlight in her hand, although it was turned off. In fact, they only knew it was Queen because, who else could kick open a door at this hour? Queen growled as she smacked the bottom of the flashlight repeatedly. "Damn batteries…" She growled. "PHANTOMIA!" She called as she tossed a Great Ball. It popped open to reveal her Chandelure, who provided light with her eerie fire. "Is everyone okay?" Queen asked. Everyone but Bianca nodded. Bianca ran to Queen and hugged her leg. "Everything went d-dark!" She cried. Queen tried to jerk her off but to no avail. "A pack of Electabuzz snuck into the power plant and are having a meal with all of our electricity, apparently. According to the radio, we won't have electricity for the rest of this week." Queen informed. Clau came in holding her light saber and a mini radio. "Queen!" She shouted. "Yes? What're they saying?" Queen asked. "There's a crazy guy downtown," Clau began. Queen's eyes widened. "What's he doing?" She asked. "He says all these TVs have to go! Oh no…he's dropping prices!" Clau said, frightened. Queen scowled and smacked her upside the head. "OW! Meanie." Clau said.

"I'm burning up here! I'm sweating in my underwear!" Black complained. He raised his arm to prove his point. Queen nearly fainted at the stench. Bianca started crying. White began to twitch. "But…but how am I going to charge my phone?" She muttered. "I don't know and don't care." Queen replied coldly. It wasn't long before there was an outburst of noise in the room, each person complaining and shouting angrily. But they all gasped when N suddenly growled and sat up in his bed with an angry look on his tired face and his hair standing up erratically. He sent them a death glare. "Shut your f*cking mouths, I'm trying to get some damn sleep you motherfu****!" He demanded before slumping back down on the bed.

Everyone's eyes were wide and their mouths were hanging open. "N…N actually swore." Clau gasped. "Soemone's groggy…" Queen muttered. "He's right. GO BACK TO BED!" Queen shouted. Cheren, White, Bianca, and Black were forced into their beds and to sleep in the dark.


Today Queen was dressed with a white tank top and a not-too-long-not-too-short skirt. She was wearing black crocs. She'd pulled her curly hair into a ponytail. Clau walked in wearing similar clothing, only her colors of choice were green and red. "Are they ready?" Queen asked. Clau nodded. "Alright then. LIGHTS!" Queen shouted. A bunch of Litwick, levitating near the ceiling with Phantomia's Psychic, lit the area. A Beheeyem put his fingers through some glass and gave Queen a multicolor spotlight. "Nice way to improvise." Clau commented. "CAMERAS!" Queen shouted. Jugo and Draco came in carrying a giant iPod that could record videos. "COOKIE!" A cookie was tossed into Queen's hand. "ACTION!" Queen shouted as she took a bite. She grabbed her microphone, which was battery powered, along with the amplifiers.

"Gooooooooooood morning, Nimbasa City! Welcome to…the Unova Truth or Dare Show!" Queen shouted happily, making a dramatic pose. The crowd burst into wild cheers and applause. "You know the stars! Give a big hand to…Cheren, Bianca, Black, White, and N!" She shouted. The crowd roared as said stars came in through the backstage door. This time only Bianca smiled and sent kisses to her crowd, while the others were down in the dumps because of the heat.

"And now! Bring me the dare envelope!" Queen shouted. Her Zorua came in from backstage holding an envelope and gave it to Queen. Like two seconds later, N grabbed Zorua and began to cuddle him. "He is adorable! Let me keep him!" He shouted. "NO! That's MY Shika!" Queen said.

The screen showing the dares appeared.

"Okay, these are from Anon loves youD. I feel loved!" Queen said.

I love this show. It takes peoples crazy ideas and puts them into a funny story.

I'm not very creative... but I have a dare for Black.

I want Ivory to roast him.

*smirk*

"IVORY!" Queen shouted. "I'M BUSY!" Ivory shouted from somewhere invisible. "I don't care! Get your flaming butt down here!" Queen demanded. The Reshiram groaned as she stepped into the room, each stomp shaking the ground. "Have mercy!' Black begged. "Let's just get this over with." Ivory said as her tail engine began to flare. Black curled up into a ball as the rest of the gang cleared away from Ivory's sight. "Use Fusion Flare!" Queen shouted.

Ivory created a huge fireball from her mouth and blasted into the air. She kept charging it with fire before slamming it down on the defenseless Black. His muffled girly screams could be heard aside from the huge explosion. All that remained was Black's ashes. "That's it for this review!" Queen chirped. Everyone was staring wide-eyed at Ivory, clearly scared. "Pfft, scardy Purrloins." Queen muttered as she rolled her eyes.

"Dare envelope!" Clau shouted. Her Typhlosion came in and handed it to her. "Okay, this next review is from…Jiro Uchiha." Clau read.

My Turn Ta Bring Da Torture

Q:

N:Do ya have nightmares about Queen doing M rated thing to ya?

Cheren and Bianca: if you two had kids what would they be named?

Black And White: Do ya ever wonder why you have colors as names?

Dares :):

N:Sit in a Closet With Ultima 4 an hour

Cheren: Don't Move

Bianca: Give Cheren A Lap dance

Black: Get Into A Fist Fight With THE Zorua

White: Kick Black In The Groin While He is fighting Zorua

Queen: Laugh Evilly While N Is In The Closet With Ultima.

ME:!

ALL: AT the miltank moo all of u watch Queen Take A Shower AND Suffer the Consequences HA!

AUFWEIDERSEIN

N shivered. "I am haunted by them every night…" He muttered. "Oh yeah? What're they about?" Clau asked. "They almost always involve some kind of medieval weapon and evil laughter." He said. He turned to look at Queen, then did the cross-sign with his fingers. "Stay away!" He said. She hissed.

"Cheren, Bianca! Answer your question." Queen demanded. Cheren looked confused. "What do you mean by 'if you had two kids'? You mean each of us having two kids, right?" He asked. Queen giggled and shook her head. "No, the reviewer means you having kids together." She said. Cheren and Bianca blushed intensely. "W-well I-I g-guess…um…u-uh…" Cheren stammered. "Oh, I know!" Bianca snapped her fingers. "We'd name the boy Biaren, and the girl, Chenca!" She chirped. Cheren looked at her and perked an eyebrow. "What the heck kinds of names are those?" He asked. "They're a combination of ours names, silly!" Bianca chirped, hugging Cheren, who was still blushing. Clau and Queen were whistling and the crowd went "AWWWWW".

"Time for the next question!" Queen said. "Get up!" She shouted as she aimed her finger at the pile of ashes and shot a magical beam from it. The ashes suddenly regrouped themselves and formed Black, good as new. He sighed in exasperation. "And to think I was almost in Heaven." He protested. "Answer your question, guys." Clau said. "Well my mom is a huge racist so she named me White." White said. "I have no idea why the fuck mom gave me this name. Do I look black to her? I think she did it just so she could call me her 'little blackberry'." Black complained. "Speaking of which, I just got a message!" White chirped as she grabbed her Blackberry.

To: White

From: Rosiclau

If u read this txt u will die in de nxt 3 secs

"Pfft, shia right. Like I'm supposed to believe-" Before she could finish her sentence, White blew up. That's right. She just exploded. Everyone but Clau screamed. "And that is why texting is dangerous." Clau said as she put away her own Blackberry in her pocket. Queen sighed and snapped her fingers, reviving White.

"Time for the dares!" Queen chirped. "What is it I have to do again?" N asked. Queen giggled and threw a Dusk Ball at the floor. Her Hydreigon materialized on the stage and the crowd cheered. N looked at the screen that showed the dares in horror. "No! Please, no! I will do whatever you ask me to! But please not that!" N begged. Queen rubbed her chin in thought. "Whatever I want…" She muttered. Clau's eyes widened. "Pick the closet! It's better than whatever she could possibly want!" She warned. "Go, go, go!" Clau said as she shoved N into a closet that appeared out of nowhere. She waved a cookie in Ultima's face. "See the cookie? Want the cookie? GO GET THE COOKIE!" She said as she threw the cookie into the closet. Ultima flew in after the cookie and as soon as she was in, Clau locked the door.

"Aw come on, Claudia! I just thought of something and you just had to ruin it." Queen said. "I'm sorry, but I know what you were gonna ask him. I was just saving him from it." Clau replied. Queen sighed in exasperation. "What…what did you want him to do?" Black asked, terrified. "None of your business." Queen replied angrily.

Clau dragged in a chair and forced Cheren to sit down. As the dare had asked, he didn't move, not even blink. "So I just have to sit here? Easy." He said. "Oh, we'll see about that. BIANCA!" Queen shouted. Bianca giggled and brought in a boom box. She inserted a disk and began to strip right in front of Cheren, whose eyes widened. She stripped down to a bright red bikini. And so she began to give Cheren a lap dance. After a few seconds Cheren screamed. "PLEASE! JUST ONE TOUCH!" He cried. "Nope." Clau said as she tied his hands together behind the chair. Bianca was enjoying torturing Cheren. She even began to hum to the song she was dancing to, which was Just Dance. "Do you like it, Cherry? I've been practicing~" Bianca chirped. Cheren was so busy staring and blushing that he didn't even complain at the nickname.

"While they're busy, let's move on to the next dare. SHIKA!" Queen shouted. Her Zorua marched in and barked. Black broke into laughter. "I have to fight THAT? Too easy!" He mocked. He laughed so hard he had to wipe some tears. Shika growled. Queen knelt down and whispered something in his fluffy ear before he smirked. Black was still laughing as Shika was engulfed in a purple light and began to grow. He slowly stopped laughing when he saw who Shika had transformed into. "Marshal?" He gulped. Shika, in the form of the muscular Elite Four member Marshal, cracked his knuckles. Black gulped but got in position. "Bring it on!" He said. He threw the first punch at Shika's face, who barely flinched before throwing his own punch at Black.

They were locked in the fierce fist fight for some time until White snuck up behind Black and threw a kick between his legs until she impacted his groin. Black's eyes widened and his hands flew to that area. His knees buckled and he fell to the floor, doubling-over in pain. "Why did you do that?" He squeaked, his voice going up an octave. "I was dared." White replied simply. Black was shivering on the floor squeaking.

Queen pressed her ear to the closet door and began laughing evilly. "This is real laughter, not forced one." She said quickly before returning to laughing. Everyone gave her horrified looks. "So…that's it for this review! Bring me the new envelope!" Clau shouted.

Queen's Shika transformed back into a Zorua and marched up to Clau, handing her the envelope. "This review is from PhoenixQueen16. Oh my Arceus…is this who I think it is?" Clau gasped.

VERY FUNNY! Can I be co-host? My name is Phoenix. I'll tell you the rest personally!

Now, the dares:

Black: No food for a day

White: Don't use your phone for 2 chappys

N: Swear for one chapter

Cheren and Bianca: lock them in a closet for an hour and then act like a couple for 3 chapters

"Oh my Arceus, it is her!" Clau snapped her fingers in realization. Queen grabbed the microphone enthusiastically. "Ladies and gentlemen, give a big hand to, Phoenix!" She shouted.

A girl burst in through a window using levitation and a sledgehammer. "DRAMATIC ENTRANCE!" She shouted as she landed on the stage and did a pose. Immediately, she was tackled by Queen and Clau. The girl had long black hair streaked with gold. She had purple eyes and pale skin, although she looked a little Asian. The girl was wearing a red shirt under a black aviator's jacket and black short jeans. "OW! Guys, guys, I can't b-breathe!" Phoenix cried as she managed to get Queen and Clau off from her. "Uh, you know each other?" White asked. "Of course! Clau and Phoenix are my best friends." Queen stated. "Why don't we move on to my dares, guys?" Phoenix asked, getting up and dusting herself off. "Okay, but we need to restore everyone to normal." Queen said. She snapped her fingers and Cheren was freed from the chair and Bianca was fully dressed. He fell to his knees. "I was so close! WHY?" He cried. Bianca gave him a peck. "Sorry, honey. Looking is free but touching will cost you!" She chirped. "Now that'll be five dollars for the kiss." She said seriously, extending her hand. "What?" Cheren barked. Bianca insisted. Cheren mumbled something under his breath as he dug around his pocket, pulled out a five dollar bill and gave it to Bianca.

Black, although still in pain, stood up shakily. "I'm okay, I'm okay…" He muttered. He turned to White and punched her in the face. "OUCH! What was that for?" She shouted, rubbing her sore face. "For kicking me in my nuts! You're lucky I'm merciful!" Black growled. "Nice throw, Black." Queen commented. "Anyway. Is N still locked in the closet?" Phoenix asked. "Oh, yeah! I almost forgot! Let's go get them out." Clau said. She drew her red light saber and headed toward the door of the closet. "Open it, Phoenix. I'm ready for whatever comes out." Clau said, getting in a battle position. Phoenix put her hands on the handles and counted to three before harshly opening the doors. N, half-naked, ran out screaming before he ran into a wall and passed out. Ultima sped after him, but crashed into the same wall, only she didn't pass out. "Aw, I almost had it." She complained. Her left head had N's black shirt in its teeth. The right head had his necklace. Her middle head had his white jacket. Queen stared wide-eyed at the Hydreigon. "What…what the Hell were you doing?" Queen asked, angrily stomping up to the Brutal pokémon. "Well, I can't eat something that's fully clothed! Clothes give me indigestion." Ultima said in an as-a-matter-of-fact tone. "You were going to eat him? YOU EAT EVERYTHING, YOU GLUTTON! I don't understand why Jugo's the fat one!" Queen shouted. Jugo's eyes widened. "No need to be hurtful." He mumbled. "This is a natural tummy." He said, scratching his belly.

"Fine, you can have the shirt." Ultima said, tossing N's shirt to Queen and dropping everything else. She was still angry, but she took it and put it in her bag. "He's only skin and bone, anyway. Now him, I could eat." Ultima said, pointing at Clau's Typhlosion with her right head. His eyes widened. "W-what, me?" Draco asked. Ultima grabbed a bottle of barbecue sauce from nowhere and licked her lips. "Bring your juicy meat over here!" She shouted. Draco screamed and ran out the door. Ultima followed like a jet plane. Queen face-palmed. She went into the kitchen and returned with a bucket of water and ice. She dumped it on the unconscious N who immediately sprang up. "COLD! COLD! Why did you that?" He screamed, shivering. "I felt like it. Here, cover yourself." Queen said, tossing him his jacket and his necklace. "But where is my shirt?" He asked as he put them on. "It was torn to shreds." Queen said. N groaned. "But, Queen, you ha-" Karin started before Queen returned her to her pokeball. "Now let's start Phoenix's dares, shall we?" Queen chirped.

"No food for Blacky!" Phoenix said. Black's mouth fell open. "WHAT? I can't do that!" Black shouted. "And no phone for White!" Phoenix said proudly. White rolled her eyes. "Easy. Oh wait I just got a message!" White said as she pulled out her Blackberry, but Phoenix snatched it away. White fell to her knees. "No!" She shouted, flailing her arms in the air, the camera zooming out dramatically and her voice echoing. Phoenix rolled her eyes. "I have to swear? But that is indecent!" N protested. "Take a look, N. DO you think anyone here cares about decency?" Phoenix said. N thought about. "You have a good point…oh well, this is too damn easy." N said. Queen gasped. "He swore…" She muttered.

Cheren started to slowly back away, reaching for the backstage door, but there was no escape. Jugo grabbed him from behind. "Hey, hey, let me go!" He protested. Jugo ignored the flailing teen and tossed him carelessly into the closet of doom. Before he could get out, Bianca was thrown into the closet with him, and the doors sealed shut. Phoenix grabbed a golf club and placed it between the handles to ensure the doors would not open. "Have fun, you two!" Clau shouted. Immediately, there was loud pounding on the doors. "Do you think they will be okay?" N asked. "I think they will; I put a whole box of condoms in there." Queen said. N looked confused. "What the Hell are condoms?" He asked. Queen's eyes widened. "Something I shouldn't know about." She said as she walked away from him.

"That's it for my review! Can I have the dare envelope now?" Phoenix asked. A Simipour walked in from backstage and gave Phoenix the envelope. She patted Simipour's head. "Thanks, Bubbles!" She said. Bubbles waved happily and ran off. "I forgot to mention that Bubbles is my pokémon." Phoenix said. "Thank you, Captain Obvious." Clau said. "Don't be rude!" Queen said, smacking Clau with a rolled-up newspaper. "Okay, this review is from SasukaKira." Phoenix read.

I'll be a co host :D

The dress on N made me think

He should wear a bikini :P

I stole the N from my game and forced him to be my boyfriend but I was messing
with my ar and reprogrammed his brain so he loves me back

mwhhaahaha *coughs* hahaha *coughing again*

Btw I named him Steve

Huzah for cheating (in truth I only use it for event pokemon cuz I'm too lazy
to find a wifi spot sometimes)

"Ladies and germs, please give a warm welcome to our new co-host, Sasuka!" Queen shouted over the microphone. The crowd burst into applause as an Absol with odd coloring came in from the backstage door. Her fur was grey and her skin was light purple. Her eyes were red, matching the red gem she wore on a necklace around her neck. She had a pink flower encrusted in her horn. "Hey guys! I'm so excited to be here! Oh my Arceus, it's N!" Sasuka shouted, tackling N. "I'm your biggest fan!" She shouted, licking his face. "Uh…please, get off me." He groaned. "Sure thing!" She chirped as she hopped off and tackled Queen. She began to lick her. "Clau, Clau, help! Use the Force!" Queen cried. Clau drew her light saber and extended her hand, focusing. Sasuka was lifted up into the air by a mysterious force and placed on the floor, away from Queen. "That's the Force, baby." Clau said. "By the way, Sasuka. Why did you change your N's name to Steve?" Queen asked. "Because I like that name better." Sasuka replied simply.

Phoenix drew a wand from her bag and waved it. A green polka-dotted bikini appeared out of nowhere. She tossed it at N with magic powers. N caught it in his arms and stared at it in bewilderment. "Please. Do not make me wear this damn thing!" He begged. Sasuka giggled. "Well you could refuse and choose…the Other Option." Queen said menacingly. Clau, Phoenix, and Queen's pokémon all gasped dramatically. "Uh…what is this 'Other Option' of which you speak?" N asked. "Do you want to find out?" Queen asked. Clau and Phoenix were telling N no with their body language in a desperate attempt. "Uh…no." He finally said. Clau and Phoenix sighed in relief. "Okay then, I'll help you change!" Queen declared as she yanked N by the wrist. "B-but I can dress by myself!" He complained. "No you can't, honey." Queen said as she dragged him to the bathroom.

"While they're done, let's see the next review!" Sasuka shouted. Shika gave her the dare envelope. "Okay, these are from Sakura Hime!"

Yo! I have questions and dares for the gang and if they don't do them then Queen sick my shiny dialaga on them.

questions

White: how did it feel when N told you he was king of team plasma

Cheren: admit you love bianca

N: where did you get your keychain and would you give it to white?

black: are you gay and are you a perv?

Unova cast: have you meet the other dex-holders?

dares(toture time!)

White: kill bianca using a battle axe

N: allow your zorark and zerkrom to beat up black

cheren:yell atop of the roof I AM A KNOW IT ALL WUSS AND I WISH MY MOOMY WAS HERE!

black: eat a cake that has a bomb and try to seduce bianca

Cheren: beat up black with a boozacka

N: ask white to marry and be romatic about it and get a diamond ring.

White: say yes to whatever N has to say to you

Hop you enjoy the toture!

"It was like a big slap to the face, you know? I was just minding my own business, just watching a Pidove fly by when he goes I am the king of Team Plasma'! I mean, seriously! I don't mind that, but Hell, what does that have to do with the damn Ferris wheel ride? I am never riding with him again!" White shouted, outraged. "He told me the same thing when he took me on the Ferris wheel. I would've punched him if it weren't for the little girl watching us from another cart." Black said. "Queen told me she actually did punch him." Phoenix said.

"We need to release Cheren and Bianca from the closet." Clau said. "I'll do it!" Sasuka chirped. She skipped over to the closet, removed the golf club, and charged up an attack. She used Giga Impact to break the doors open. Cheren and Bianca stepped out calmly and normally and walked back to the spotlights. Clau was confused. "Uh…didn't you guys DO anything?" She asked. "Well, we do have it on video." Jugo interrupted. 'SHOW ME THE VIDEO!" Phoenix demanded. "What? I didn't see a camera in there!" Cheren protested. "Which means you didn't see Joty." Jugo said. "Who the heck is Joty?" Cheren asked. A Joltik suddenly ran in with a small camera strapped to its tiny back. He handed Jugo the camera, who connected it to the big screen. Cheren screamed, but Bianca was busy squealing about the cute Joltik.

"So…uh…What's up?" Cheren asked.

"The ceiling." Bianca chirped.

There were five minutes of silence before Bianca looked to her side and picked up a box. "Hey, wonder what's in here…" She muttered. She shook it violently until the bottom opened and a bunch of new condoms fell to the floor. Cheren's eyes widened. "What the…why's that in here?" He shouted.

Suddenly Bianca picked up one of the condoms and Cheren blushed. She unwrapped it. Then she pressed it to her mouth and blew it before tying the end. Then she twisted the balloon in several directions until a balloon Lillipup was made. "Huh?" Cheren muttered. "Yay! That was fun!" Bianca said as she picked up another one.

Bianca and Cheren made condom balloon pokemon for the rest of their time there.

"Seriously?" Phoenix's eyes twitched. "A WHOLE box of condoms, wasted!" She complained. "Hey at least there's no mess to clean up." Clau said. "Hey look, I found one of the balloons!" Sasuka chirped as she dug around the closet. But as soon as she grabbed a balloon bird with her fangs, it popped. "AW!" She complained.

"If we act like a couple, then it doesn't matter if I say the following; Bianca, I love you!" Cheren shouted. Bianca teared up. "OH Cherry! I love you too!" Then she glomped to Cheren and covered him in kisses. The crowd went "AWWWWWWWWW!"

The bathroom and Queen came out with a happy look on her face. She was holding a bag, which was full of N's clothing. N trailed behind with a pissed look on his face. He was wearing the green polka-dotted bikini, which fit nicely. "I feel cold!" He protested. "So, guys, look what I did~ How does he look?" Queen asked. Cheren and Bianca were too busy. Phoenix gave a thumbs up. Clau took a picture with her phone. Black and White both nosebleed. "YAYZ HE LOOKS HOT!" Sasuka chirped. "So that's it for Sasuka's dare!" Queen said. "What's next?" She asked. "Answer your question, N!"

"My cube? I got it as a birthday present…and no, I would not give it to White." N said. White whipped the blood from her face and pouted. "Suddenly I don't like you anymore." She complained. "Your turn, Black." Queen said. "I'm not gay but I AM a pervert." Black said as-a-matter-of-factly. "Uh…good to know…" Clau muttered. "And no, we haven't met the other dex-holders. Who are they, anyway?" White scoffed. Queen gasped.

~Meanwhile in some other dimension~

"RED! Come see this, quick!" Green called from the living room. Red ran in. Green pointed at the TV, which was showing the Unova Truth or Dare Show. "That chick doesn't know who we are!" Green complained. "The NERVE of some people!" Blue protested. She crossed her legs and patted her Jigglypuff. "We should teach them a lesson." She said. Red took of his hat and threw it angrily to the floor. "How DARE they not know about the amazing Kanto champion! And yet they adore that Ash Ketchum brat and his stupid Pikachu!" Red said. "We're better than the anime!" Green said/ 'We sure are. HEY, we should go down to that studio." Blue said. "But how? It's in another dimension!" Red said. "I have ways." Blue said with a wink. "SHUT UP GUYS, they're gonna start the dares!" Green said, sitting down in front of the TV, eyes glued to the screen. Red and Blue sighed.

~Back to the game universe~

Queen was done delivering White a huge lecture about the pokemon manga. White's ears were bleeding. "Let's get to the dares already, I'm tired." Queen complained. She handed White a battle ax. "Ooooh, battle ax time!" She chirped as she targeted Bianca, who was hugging Cheren without a care in the world. White swung down the battle ax and chopped Bianca's head off. Cheren screamed. "BIANCA! NO! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED! WHY? WHY?" He cried. "Aren't you too young to get married?" Clau asked. "Screw you!" Cheren said. Queen snapped her fingers, and as soon as Bianca revived Cheren grabbed her and locked her in the closet. "There. Now nobody can hurt her." He said, sighing. "I'm not sure about that…" Phoenix muttered.

Queen started to dig around her bag until she pulled out a pokeball. "Here's your Zekrom, N!" She said as she tossed it to N. "Yes, Zeky gets some fresh air!" He said as he tossed the pokeball and it popped open to reveal the big black dragon. Zekrom roared. "Seriously, Zeky?" Queen asked. "Who would name a big bad dragon Zeky?" Clau protested. "What? He agreed on it!" N said, pointing an accusing finger at Zekrom. Zeky looked at N in confusion. He roared. "NO this is not my bikini!" N replied. Zekrom roared again in laughter. "Real mature, Zeky, real mature." N said. "Zororark! Come over!" He called. Zoroark lazily made his way on to the stage and scratched his butt.

"Holy crap, why do I always have to get beat up?" Black shouted, outraged. "Because," Quen started. "It's fun!" Sasuka chirped. "Now N, do your dare." Clau said. "Okay! Zeky, use Fusion Bolt, and Zoroark, use Night Daze!"

-This scene was censored due to obvious reasons the author is too lazy to list-

This time Black wasn't dead. He had a broken and leg, but pretty much alive. "If I could walk correctly I'd strangle you, N!" He shouted angrily. N shrugged.

Zekrom roared. "Yes, you are done now. Go play." N replied. Zekrom looked around until his eyes landed on Ivory. Pink hearts replaced Zekrom's eyes and his mouth fell open. Ivory perked an eyebrow. "What's that idiot drooling about?" She asked. "Ohoho! Looks like Zekrom likes my little Ivory!" Queen squealed. She grabbed a latter, placed it next to Zekrom, climbed it and gave him a big box of chocolates and a bouquet of flowers. "She loves these. Now go get her, tiger!" Queen said. Zekrom flew over to Reshiram and knelt before her, offering her the heart-shaped box and the flowers. Ivory sweat-dropped. "Poor guy doesn't stand a chance." White said. "He'll get her for sure!" Sasuka chirped. "Naw, Ivory's as stubborn as I am. He'll never get her." Queen said, laughing.

Clau dug into a box labeled 'Box of Torture' and pulled out a bazooka. She gave it to Cheren, who looked confused. "I have to beat up Black with this?" Cheren asked. "Yep!" Sasuka chirped. "COME ON MAN BE MERCIFUL!" Black begged. Cheren shrugged and threw the bazzoka at Black, which hit him in the head and made him pass out. "I don't think that's what the reviewer meant…" Phoenix muttered. "Screw it!" Cheren said.

"Okay N, I'll give you five minutes to run down to the jewelry store and return. If you're not back here by five minutes, I'll hunt you down." Queen warned as she began to unlock the exit. N's eyes widened. "But…must I go around while wearing this damn thing?" He asked. "Yes." Queen said, chuckling. An angelic choir played as Queen slowly opened the door, sunlight pouring into the room. N quickly ran outside. Everyone else also tried to escape, but Queen shut the doors in a millisecond. "Not a chance!" She snarled.

Queen watched the clock on the wall intently. She began to tap her foot impatiently. "THAT'S IT, HE MADE A RUN FOR IT!" She growled. She put her hands on the handles, but just then they burst open. N came in panting, holding a small box in his hand. There were one dollar bills all over his swimsuit. He started to pick the bills in bewilderment. "Some people pinned these on me…is that bad?" He asked. "No, N, it's not. Appreciate it." Clau said, placing a dollar into N's swimsuit.

N opened the little box to check the diamond ring. "Sorry N, but you can't complete your dare." Queen said plainly. "HUH?" Everyone gasped. "Um…why?" N asked. "Because you can't ask White to marry you. That would be pedophilia." Queen said smugly. White's mouth fell open. "NO it's not! How old are you, N!" She asked angrily. "Um…twenty one." N said. White took her hat and bit it in frustration. "And to think I could've married a rich guy!" She yelled. "Then what do I do with this?" N asked, referring to the ring. "I'll be taking that, thank you." Queen said, snatching away the ring and putting it on. "It fits nicely." She cooed. "Hey, wait tha- fuck, never mind, just keep it." N said.

A Miltank's moo was heard. "Well, that's the alarm! We're out of time!" Queen said. "Thank God…" Cheren mumbled. "My life is ruined!" White cried. "Hello? Cheren? Let me out of here!" Bianca cried, pounding on the closet doors. "Mmmm…toast…" Black mumbled in his sleep, drooling on the floor. "Forty-two…forty-three…" N counted as he began to grab the dollars stuck in his bikini.

"See you next time on the Truth or Dare Show, Unova Style!"


Queen: *showering* Staying alive, staying, ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive!

Black: *whispering* Do we really have to do this?

Clau: We might as well get this over with.

Cheren: She's going to kill us.

Phoenix: *pushes everyone but herself into the bathroom*

Queen: *takes a deep breath* KYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *covers herself with a towel, snarls, and grabs her battle ax*

Everyone: HOLY SHIT!

-airview of the studio-

Studio: *blows up*

Sasuka: *pops randomly into the screen* R and R!


I was too lazy to do that last part in prose. Hope you don't mind. In fact, the NEXT CHAPTER will be written in SCRIPT. But only in the NEXT CHAPTER.

Also, I will be adding Elite Four members Grimsley and Kaitlin as requested by a good friend of mine (I'mlookingatyouBrandon) so send dares and questions for them for chapter 4!

Regarding the people whose dares didn't get shown today, mercy! I didn't do them because I like them. More specifically, I'm saving them for chapter 4 since it'll be in script and easier to write. I had to cut this chapter short because I want my updates to be weekly and I was already taking too long.

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ALL HAIL DA QUEEN!