And I'm back?~ Really? So soon? And? What's this?! So many reviews! I love you guys!
Ok, enough question marks and exclamation points. I liked everything you guys suggested so far and am working on those numbers right now but for the time being~ You guys can have these little digits to salivate over!
Really, thanks for the encouragement and Bring-your-Demon King-to-Work Day is, of course, on October 31. Duh~ Just kiddin'.
Ao no Exorcist characters are not allowed to:
11. Mention Mephisto's fetish for all things Japanese during Head Branch Meetings.
"Yes, Lightning?!"
"Can we break for dinner?"
12. Let Shirou have more than one Cameo per every ten manga chapters.
"Dad…what…should I do from now on…tell me…"
"Idiot. That's something…you should decide for yourself…"
Why was I…?
The manga-ka director was waiting for the end of the line so she could pull an atypical whiteout leaving a poignant if a bit hopeful ending to the angst-ridden chapter.
Too bad it never came.
"Ack! Rin?!"
Tears were running down the boy's handsome face, twisting it into a snotty mess and he flung down the script crying, "I can't… It-it's too saddddddddddd!" And then he slid to the ground, breaking out into full-fledged tears and Shirou had to comfort his bawling son.
"Cut! Hurry! Get the make-up artist over here! We need to shoot this shot today! Or else it will be my head!"
"Fuck the shot! My son's having a breakdown!"
"So. Much. Annnnnnnnnngst! I wanna die!"
13. Tell Shima it's Okay to hit on anything in a Skirt.
Rin was severely wondering if he punched Shima in the face would he die?
"Aww, come on Okumura-kun just one picture! ~ You look so cute! ~" The pinkette was doing his happy wiggle dance and was holding up his phone as he backed Rin into a corner. "Please? It's not like I'm asking for a panty shot." And then his amber eyes glinted ominously. "But I would be happy if you did…kukuku~" The pink wig on his head added to the creep factor.
In the end, punching Shima's lights out did not kill him. But it did put him out of action for most of the day. He still got to tackle the giant Mephisto Pheles statue rampaging in the amusement park later that night with his groin injury though.
14. Let Mephisto break the Fourth-wall.
"I wonder…"
Lightning raised his hand and asked without being called on, "Who are you talking to?"
Mephisto just snickered. "I wonder…"
Shura sighed and flapped her hand at the Demon in white. "He's breaking the fourth wall again with a soliloquy that none of us can hear aimed at an audience that no one can see in a different universe because he paused Time to do so and is making fun of us foolish mortals and the sin in our hearts while laughing his ass off at our hypocrisy and then musing about what it says about him since he likes humans so much."
Everyone stared.
"That…was really deep."
She smiled at Lightning, an impish glint in her eyes. "I try."
"I wonder…"
15. Give Satan a cellphone with unlimited Long-distance minutes.
{"Hello?"}
{"…"}
{"…Hello?"}
{"…"}
{"…"click"…"}
Rin put his cellphone down and decided to never answer a call from the extension line, 666-666 again. No one ever answered him back and that was the forty-second time it had called him!
A dark-haired male who looked as if he was in his mid-thirties sat in a corner of his bedroom and looked gloomily down at the back-lit screen of the cellphone his second eldest son have given him. "Yuri…"
Several blue will-o'-the-wisps bobbed by his head in a comforting manner.
11. I feel as if this can become a running gag.
12. If they were just actors this is how everyone would act if given such an angst-filled script. I mean, every single time Shirou shows up its like he brings with him Emo-Feelings of Doom. Poor Okumura Twins.
13. You know that was copious, unadulterated fanservice of the best kind.
14. And Mephisto likes to break the fourth-wall too much. Maybe that's why the Gehenna Gate was expanding? The universe is on it's way to imploding most definitely.
15. ...Ehehe? I felt like teasing the poor Demon.
And anymore suggestions? Everything is game and I take character requests as well. I thank you for reading.
Tarry a while. Thou art so fair. ~ Wild-Tama
