MS: Hey guys, MS here!! Sorry, been kinda busy.
Jiraiya: Yeah, busy playing your stupid guitar.
MS: Hey!! It's not as easy as it seems!!
Jiraiya: Is that why your family's so grouchy?
MS: (pulls out spartan laser.) Rooooaaaarrr!!!!!!
Jiraiya: (scared.) How do I get myself into this stuff?!
Kai, Kily, Kaori, Rikku, Zoe: Isn't it obvious?!
Jiraiya: Uh, no?
Kai: (slaps his face.) Well, dude, it's only four words. YOU PISS HIM OFF!!!!
Girls: And you get on our nerves peeping!!!
Jiraiya: Uh, heheh..(runs away.)
Girls: GET HIM!!!! (goes after him.)
MS: (stands by and watches while leaning on his Spartan Laser.)
Kai: Well?
MS: Well, what?
Kai: You gonna get him?
MS: (points towards the girls.) The girls are being nice by doing it for me.
Kai: What's their reward gonna be?
MS: I think they'll be satisfied when they're done with the dude.
Rikku: I caught him!!!
Kaori: What are we gonna do to him?
Kily: (smiles evilly.) I think I know. (pulls out a yaoi tape.)
Jiraiya: O.o.......(wilhelm scream.)
Kai and MS: O.o..............
Kai: Run away?
MS: Agreed.
Both: RETREAT!!!!!! (run away.)
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Everyone was gathered around a campfire looking at MS as he explained his reason for the double-sided personality. And afterwards, some of them had questions.
"So the evil side of you was developed from being bullied when you were a kid?" Kai asked.
"Yep." MS replied.
"And when you noticed it, you worked on defending yourself so that you wouldn't have to depend on the evil side, and would hopefully make him go away?" Rikku asked.
"Uh-huh." MS said.
"But it didn't work out, and the guy then became like a brother to you." Kaori asked.
"Pretty much like that." He answered.
"And you two switch control via being hit on the head?" Naruto asked.
"Right." He said.
MS sighed as he sat in thought. "You might think it wasn't that bad, but for me, almost everyone did it to me. I don't know why though. I was like a lot of other people." He said. "Not alot of people could help me would even sometimes blame me for my short fuse. Heck, I was taken to therapy once!" He said. "However, things got better when I went to Public School. WAY better." He said. "Not everyone was stuck-up, we respected our business, only 4 classes instead of 7, better friends, security, a cafeteria menu that actually changes instead of remaining the same all year long, and, not to mention, PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY DON'T USE YOUR MOST SENSITIVE TRAITS TO EMOTIONALLY HARM YOU!!!" He yelled, shocking everyone into falling out of their seats. "(ahem.) Sorry about that. Unfortunately, I didn't get to go to Public school before 'Evil me' came up. From what I know, he's technically me, but unlike me, he doesn't take crap like that." He said, sighing. "Here's an example. Good me receives insult from someone, someone usually gets ignored. Bad me receives insult from someone, someone receives bullet in head." MS then found an insect crawling on the ground. With a stick he found, he stabbed the bug with it, and hung it over the fire. "EWWWW!!" Kaori shrieked. "What? When you've been in the forest as long as I have been, your tastes change." He said.
He then pulled it out and began eating it as everyone made a disgusting face. "Really, guys, even though you look funny, your weird faces are making it hard to eat. Could ya stop please?" MS asked as he had part of the bug in his mouth, and everyone decided to look away right there. Having a thought, Rikku asked, "Uh, guys, what do we do now?" Rikku asked. Everyone became silent up to that point. Naruto, Hinata, and Kaori then got up. "Well, we were sent out here to see what was going on with certain sightings, and seeing that you're the sightings, we, uh, sorta need to turn you in." Naruto said as MS spat out the pieces of insect he nearly swallowed, and looked at Naruto. "What?! We're innocent, and you're gonna have us locked up?! I don't wanna be locked up!!" MS yelled. Hinata got up. "MS-san, p-please. Naruto-kun d-didn't mean it l-like that. He s-simply meant that w-we should tell Hokage-sama o-of you guys." she said. "Oh......I knew that."MS said proudly, while everyone else thought, "Bull!!!"
They then heard rustling in the bushes near them, and looked in that direction. The rustling went on for a while until it finally stopped. After that, they went back to their business, until they saw something jump out of the bushes. They looked suddenly to see a huge tiger looking at them with hungry eyes. "H-holy crap!! Animals here are bigger then back at home!" Kai said. Everyone looked scaredly at the tiger, except for MS, who had a weird glint in his eye. Everyone, including the tiger looked at him questionally. Suddenly, his face darkened, and all you could see was the glint in his eyes, his maniacal and toothy smile, and his hands holding a fork and knife. "SECONDS!!!!!!" He yelled as he charged at the tiger. The tiger responded by rushing back. The two were heading for eachother, both over 25 miles per hour. Until finally, they were about to collide until MS suddenly jumped, grabbed the tail, and took a huge bite. The Tiger let out a huge roar of pain as it ran all over the place with MS hanging onto the tail with his teeth.
Everyone sweatdropped as the tiger ran with MS hitting just about everything in the forest for his meal. Suddenly, MS let go, and began spitting out fur. "Eugh!! Dude, what do you roll in?!" MS asked. "Ah, well. I guess i'll have to chop you up for the meal." MS then suddenly pulled out a HUGE machete as it gleamed in the sun. The tiger then suddenly shrunk two sizes as it yelped and ran away in terror, with MS chasing after it. "MS!!" Kai yelled as he chased his friend along with everyone else. The tiger was seen avoiding various trees and bushes as it escaped the maniacal soldier. But the soldier was more determined, as not only did he run into the trees, he knocked them down as he ran, occasionally cutting them down with a single swipe from his blade!! The others stared amazingly at MS's overall physical ability, and were getting tired from following him.
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Meanwhile
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Two ninja were seen looking over Konoha's gates from an adjacent tower, talking to eachotehr.
"You know when the Kyuubi brat and the two chicks are gonna come back?" One asked.
"No, but I hope soon. That Hyuga chick is hot!" the other one asked.
They kept on talking for a little bit, hoping to pass the time. Pretty soon, however, they soon heard something, and they looked down to see a large tiger running to the gate. They weren't too alert, considering that the gates were too high for it to climb. Something, however, made one of the guards a bit uncomfortable.
"Uh, dude?" The second guard asked.
"What is it?"
"Why does that does that tiger seem scared (bleep)less?"
The other guard seemed confused, but then caught up. "Really, I don--"
The two were interrupted as they soon heard what sounded like a hunting cry. They turned to see a brown-haired teenage guy chasing towards the tiger at an amazing speed wielding an oversized machete. The dude was running at such an amazing speed, it didn't seem like he could stop!!! "Dude, slow down!!!" The first guard shouted in vain. Soon, the tiger had two choices to decide its fate: leap or die. Choosing the obvious answer, it leaped out of the way into the forest just as the boy ran by. Due to passing the target, the boy ended up running into the wall, and, amazingly, set up an amazing vibration shaking up the wall enough for the guards to feel it!! "Whoah! How fast was tthat dude going?!" The first guard asked.
"Hey, that doesn't matter right now! Is he alright?!"
"I dunno!"
They both jumped down to see that the boy actually made a mark on the wall! Soon, he peeled off the wall, and stumbled around abit. "Twinkle, twinkle, little sh'tar..." he soon fell down on the ground. "MS!!" they heard a shout and they soon saw a group of people, including the recon group, arriving to see if the boy was okay. "MS, c'mon, man, are you okay?!" Kai asked. MS suddenly shot up with an angry expression on his face. "(bleep) no!! The other me was stupid enough to run into a wall for a bit to eat!!" he yelled.
"Hey.." the first guard said.
"I mean, how stupid could the guy be?!"
"Hey..."
"He ran into a freakin' wa-"
"HEY!!!!!!!"
Everyone looked at the guards.
"Look, I don't know what's happening, but as of now, you people are under arrest!!" the first guard said.
MS glared with killing intent. "I don't think so..." He pulled out his SMGs and pulled the triggers.
Nothing happened...
He tried again, and again, but still no effect. He pulled out one of the magazines and looked inside to see it's empty. He glared accusingly at his group. Naruto stepped up a bit nervously.
"Uh, heheh, I kinda got a bit curious of how you took care of all my clones like that, so..."
"So you screwed with my equipment?" MS asked.
"Uh, yeah. But atleast I figured out how you do it!! For a few seconds, anyway..."
"Naruto..."
"Yeah?"
"Once we get out of this, remind me to shoot you."
Naruto looked at him nervously.
"Uh, no promises?"
MS sighed as he turned to the guards. "Even so, you don't scare us!!"
The second guard smirked as he pulled out a weird whistle. He blew it, and then several ANBU appeared around the group, surrounding him. MS quickly put away his weapons and pulled out his beloved combat knife as the group huddled together.
"Uh, MS?" Will asked.
"Yeah?"
"I'm scared."
"Okay..."MS said
"But atleast something good is coming out of this." He said.
"What?" MS asked.
MS turned to see Will hanging on to Kily with his hand around her side, pulling the two close together. Kily faced flushed in both embarrasment and anger while MS shook his head irritatingly.
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MS: Alright, here's the plan: We'll wear our blindfolds while we storm into that house, find Jiraiya, and get outta here.
Kai: Why do you want to help him now?
MS: Look, I may not like the dude, but nobody, and I mean NOBODY, deserves that!
Jiraiya: Augh!!!
Girls: (with hearts in eyes.) GO!! GO!! GO!! GO!! GO!!
MS: Ready?
Kai: On three...
MS: One...
Kai: Two...
Both: THREE!!!!
(both charge into the house. Various sounds of screams, breaking objects, and hitting sounds are heard as the camera stays on the broken-down door.)
MS: 'Scuse me, pardon me, soldier coming through!! Sorry, blind here!!
Kai: (reaches his hands out.) H-hey, I think I found him!!
Girl: (blushing) Watch your hands, pervert!! (slaps his face.)
Kai: Okay, nevermind.
MS: Wai-wait a moment, I think I got him! Kai, get over here!!
Kai: 'Kay, got him!!
MS: Let's go!!!
(both are seen running out of the house while holding someone above them. However, it's not Jiraiya, but actually Kaori they're holding.)
Kaori: Hey, wait a minute!! I'm not Jiraiya!!
(both stop as they feel what they're holding)
Kaori: (blushing) H-hey, watch it!!
(both drop her on the ground.)
Kaori: Jerks!!
MS: Sorry!!!
(both storm into the house offscreen again, more noise, more claims of perverts.)
MS: Okay, I think I got him!!
Kai: Hold on, let me check.
MS: No dude!!
Kai: Don't worry, i'm just gonna sneak a---OMG!! My eyes!! My eyes!!!
MS: Dude, is it him or not!!
Kai: I-i think so!!
Jiraiya: What're you doing?!
Kai: Yep, it's him!!
MS: Okay, get him and put your blindfold back on!!
Kai: Right!! (puts it back on.) Oh, man, my eyes are bleeding!!!
Ms: We'll fix ya up later, dude!! Let's go!!
(both are seen running again, this time, with Jiraiya above them.)
(both are seen at MS's base.)
Both: SUCCESS!!! (high five.)
MS: (to screen) Well, that's it for now, folks!! C'ya!!!
