This is again Manchuria. And if you don't like it, get out of here!
Part 3: Letters from the Germanic Countries
From Germany
Fraulein Mandchurien:
Frau Kanzler Merkel will visit China. Could you prepare Harbin for her?
Danke,
Deutschland
Dear Germany:
I'm sorry for that! I didn't know Chancellor Merkel will visit my house! Will she have a massage? Please not by another of America's bosses. It's so embarassing.
Sincerely yours:
Manchuria
From Prussia
Dear Manchuria:
IT'S THE AWESOME ME! I need you to build a factory for the new Trabant. Wessie did it with the Beetle, so why not me? And please send me some bean cakes. I miss them so much since that damn Ivan invaded your vital regions on August, 1945. Perhaps I need them to revive my economy. Saxony-Anhalt is becoming Nazi again, Berlin wants to take over the chores of representing him in the Bundestag, and Saxony is annoying me with that damn accent. I don't know why, fraulein Mandchurien.
Sincerely yours,
Preussen
Dear East Germany:
I think you needed refresher sessions on your former language. Remember you are the half-brother of that crybaby and that stalker of Belarus. Well, I'm telling Heilongjiang to demolish some old buildings, but only the really dismal ones. I needed to remember my kink with Japan since 1932. And keep watch on Saxony. His mouth is worse than that genderbent Tsumugi Kotobuki, opium-smoking, scone-eating drone.
Sincerely yours,
Manchuria
From Austria
Dear Manchuria:
China ripped off Halstatt village! I can't forgive him! He's already ripped off Hello Kitty and Japan's favorite mecha, the Gundam. What's next for him to rip off? America's hamburgers? No, maybe Paris!
Sincerely yours,
Austria
Dear Ostrich-san:
Well, that was China. I warned him. And the radiation symbol in the Chinese Gundam is Real. It is a real mecha and a working one. I hope it won't hurt China like what happened to Fukushima Prefecture. I prefer that he challenge with Kiku's Rx-78 and Yong-soo's Space Gundam V in the Senkaku Islands.
Sincerely yours,
Manchuria
From Liechtenstein
Dear Big Sister:
I want to please give me some stamps? I needed to have a new collection. Switzerland told me to stop but he finally gave in.
Your little sis,
Liechtenstein
Dear Liechtenstein:
I'll give a new set. Sorry if this is the last one, but if you like it, I may create replicas. You are too adorable for me!
Sincerely yours,
Manchuria
From Switzerland
Dear Manchuria:
Please stop Wang from building that fake Halstatt village. I don't Zurich to be pirated, with all the gold bars in the banks! What would China do? Finance Greece? His own people are growing too fat! Now Greece is bankrupt, he deserves it!
Sincerely yours,
Switzerland
Dear Schweiz:
Don't worry, I'll personally bulldoze the village. And Greece? Well, He could sell himself to Bulgaria or Turkey. Or maybe Macedonia, too, if only Greece stops trying to ignore her.
Sincerely yours,
Manchuria
From the Netherlands
Dear Manchuria:
What's this report that China is raising psychic octopuses? I don't want this, asshat! Perhaps China bought food from Spain, right?
Sincerely yours,
The Netherlands
P.S. England has been trying to cast me as Goldmember from his new Arthur Powers movie. Please do something.
Dear Netherlands:
Please. You are the one who kicked poor Antonio in the chest during the World Cup finals. And these are not octopuses. These are aliens. So if you got that report from Indonesia, please don't trust her. And I'm sorry if that opium merchant tried to cast you as a villain. Don't worry, you will earn hard currency.
Sincerely yours,
Manchuria
From Luxembourg
Dear Manchuria:
Well, I heard San Marino could not host the Grand Prix anymore. Pity him. When I finally quit hauling coals to earn money, I decided to take a page off from Rihi-kun and Switzerland in banking. And I heard China is cloning Halstatt? A concession perhaps? And what about this K-ON song called Go Go Manshu?
Sincerely yours,
Luxembourg
Dear Lux:
Don't trust that loser San Marino. Perhaps he could sell corned tuna instead. And China? Well, that's him. Go to Senkaku Islands so you could see Japan, China, and South Korea kill each other. And I never heard of Go Go Manshu. I should check you YouTube, though.
Sincerely yours,
Manchuria
Notes: The Nordics are next.
