Wyatt my second best friend. He had black eyes and black hair. He was wearing a camo jacket with a red undershirt with Bart Simpson on a skateboard. He was also wearing brown cargo pants. He hugged me and I hugged him back because he was like my second brother other than Jerome.
"Hey Van it is so good to see you I thought you were dead" Wyatt said with his great smile. Hey I know that sounded really gay but dude it actually great hell it was so good nearly every girl in school loves that smile that's why most girls know me because I'm the friend of one of the best looking guys in the school. Ok now back to the story.
"Dude I thought you were dead, how did you survive?" I said almost yelling in excitement.
"Well when the zombies came in to the school I ran and hid with Emma and we had a great make out session hehe. So we hid until there was like two zombies so then I bashed those zombies' heads in with a brick, then me and Emma ran out of the school then she took me to her car that's when we escaped. Then we went to get fuel because she forgot to fill it up this morning so while I was filling up the gas she was killed by a zombie then I put my foot to the peddle and got the fuck out of there! Then while I was driving I saw Jerome running from like forty zombies so I let him in my car and drove him here and now here we are that's my story" he ended with a nod. Oh yeah just telling you Emma was Wyatt's girlfriend and she was so hot almost as hot as Jennifer so yeah Emma was the second hottest girl at our school yeah that's right *wink*.
"Well we just finished our food run and this is like a months' worth of food in our bags plus some food I already have so each month we take the car out for a food run and next month it is you and Jennifer then me and Jennifer then you and Jerome then me and you then Jerome and Jennifer and so and so on we all got dat" I said in my cowboy/gangster voice. Oh yeah just to make sure you guys get this Jennifer likes guys that are taller than her and Wyatt is small he is like 5'10 and Jerome is about the same size as me but I'm better looking oh and I'm taller than Jennifer she is 5'11 and I'm 6'1 so yeah just making sure you guys understand so it is not a possibility that either Jerome or Wyatt can steal her so don't get any fucking ideas. Now back to the story I keep getting side tracked.
2 Years Later…
"On this glorious day we join Van Trinity and Jennifer Hood in holy matrimony. Will the best man hand the rings to both of them because everybody else is dead" Wyatt said with a grin. Jerome then handed the ring to me and I put it on Jennifer's beautiful hand. She looked so beautiful in her white dress and on this day I have never been happier. Jerome then handed the other ring to Jennifer and she put it on my hand.
"Ok bro you may now kiss the bride" I grabbed Jennifer's waist and swung her down to waist level and I kissed her, then Jerome took a couple of pictures.
"Ok now let's go I think those fuckers are breaking in" he then pulled out his AK 74u and Wyatt pulled out his berretta. Heh never seen a priest hold a gun, except that one time.
1 year after that…
"Come on Jennifer push, push and WILL YOU STOP SQUEEZING MY HAND IT FUCKING HURTS" Jennifer then pushed the baby out of her oh fuck it I don't have to explain that and if you don't know what I mean you should not be reading this story.
"And… it's a boy what are you guys going to name him?" Jerome asked with a smile on his face.
"Jason definitely Jason" I said in confidence.
"Dude I was asking Jennifer" he said looking at me with the corner of his eye.
"Jason definitely Jason" she panted we then high fived. Just then Wyatt and Debby Ryan show up. That's right Debby Ryan if you don't know who that is you probably are a guy. Debby Ryan is an actress who played Bailey in Suite Life on Deck that's probably the only thing guys have ever seen on Disney channel. Yeah so Debby Ryan with a rifle now I've seen everything I've even seen Obama play soccer with a robot. So yeah they run in and.
"We need to go now the zombies have broken through the barricade!" Debby screamed. So I lifted Jennifer up and put her in a wheel chair. We then ran out or in Jennifer's case wheeled out of the hospital and into the truck oh yeah and we have a truck now, it is filled with guns, ammo and food and drove off with the new addition to our family.
And 8 years after that… ugh I am getting bored.
"Hey Wyatt how are you, Debby and Sarah?" I asked oh yeah and I am like 29 now.
"They are great how's Jason doing alright has he killed any zombies yet?" he asked ending with a little laugh.
"Oh yeah we went out hunting on Sunday man it's hard to believe there were so many now they're just a nuisance"
"Yeah yesterday I saw a hunter on my lawn so I got my shotgun and fucked him up" I then saw Jerome walk in with his M16 I greeted him with a handshake.
"Finally you show your face, man I haven't seen you in a month" he scowled at me and breathed out.
"Yeah that's because you and Dr fuck face here have wives and children you don't have any time for me anymore now I'm the single guy your children call uncle Jerome" I could tell he was bummed so I patted him on the back and said.
"Dude you will find someone and you will have kids with them then we're gonna be pissed that all you do is fuck your wife all day" I then had a little chuckle and we drank our beers. The End.
NOT! What you think I would end it so early yeah everything after 2 years later is bullshit except the bit about me seeing Obama play soccer with a robot oh yeah and Debby Ryan is gonna show up sometime but the question is when? So what is gonna happen so when I write the next chapter read that shit! See ya.
