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-Grey-Dawn55 (I like skittles)

Chapter Three: House

By the time the four had gotten to Hogwarts, Hermione was finally done talking, quietly reading a book. Meanwhile, Draco kept asking Harry questions. As for Olivia, she stared out the window.

She jumped when she heard a voice screech, "GET OFF THE FREAKING TRAIN!" Olivia, Harry, Draco, and Hermione, ran off the train, panicky.

Eventuarly, (led by a half-giant who called himself Hagrid, who Harry seemed happy to see) everyone made it into the Great Hall.

Suddenly, an ugly hat appeared in front of the hall. "This hat can tell which house you'll be in," said Severus Snape. "Hurry up. My butterbeer will get cold."

As suddenly as it appeared, the hat began to break into song,

"You may belong in Gryffindor,

Where they are not brave at heart,

Their double dares, brain nerve, and chivalry,

Set Gryffindors apart.

You might belong in Hufflepuff,

Where they are just not loyal,

Those impatient Hufflepuffs are poo,

And unafraid of soil.

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,

If you really even have a mind,

Where those witless and still learning,

Will always find their kind.

Or perhaps in Slytherin,

You'll make your evil friends,

Those cunning folk eat lots of beans,

To achieve their deadly ends.

So put me on!

Don't be afraid!

And don't get in a flap!

You're in safe hands (though I have none)

For I'm the thinking cap!

"Potter, Harry!"

Several murmurs were heard around the room. "Harry Potter? The Harry Potter?"

The Sorting Hat sat on Harry's head for a moment, before shouting, "Gryffindor!"

Cheers were heard from the Gryffindor table. "We got Potter!" Fred cried, shaking Harry's hand.

"Malfoy, Draco!"

"Slytherin!"

"Weasley, Ronald!"

"Gryffindor!"

"Granger, Hermione!"

"Gryffindor!" ("Dammit," murmured Ron)

"Pomegranate, Olivia!"

Olivia placed the cap on her head. How hard, the cap said in her mind. Even harder than Harry Potter! Shall I put you in Hufflepuff? No…Ravenclaw? …Hell no. What about Slytherin…nah. Looks like…

"Gryffindor!"

Olivia smiled and ran up to Harry, sitting next to him.

After the ceremony, a wizard (the headmaster) said a few words, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" followed by thousands of cheers from the students.

"What was that all about?" Olivia asked Harry. Harry shrugged, the beginning of a laugh forming on his face.

"Let's eat!" Ron's brother, Percy, shouted.

Percy sat next to Olivia, Harry on her other side. As Harry dived into his mashed potatoes, Percy leaned near Olivia and winked. "I'm a prefect," he said, a smug grin on his face. "Nice to meet you." Olivia stared at him. "Nice to meet you too," she growled, coldly. "I don't know what a prefect is, but I don't like the sound of it." Percy snorted. "You're just jealous 'cause I'm perfect," he snapped. "I'm leaving."

"Good riddens," Harry muttered in Olivia's ear. "I thought he'd never leave."

Whew! It's done! The song was a parody of the original, ok? I hope you like it! Thanks,

-Grey-Dawn55 (I like skittles)