-with all the Akatsukis in the living room(except Aeli)-
Aeli was in the kitchen when all the Akatsukis entered the living room. She had just finished baking her eightteenth batch of cookies.
Somewhere in Suna Gaara no Sabaku thought, 'My cookies senses are tingling!' With that thought in mind he poofed into the Akatsuki base and stole ten of the eightteen batches of cookies. He poofed into his office and while he was munching on the cookies he heard Shukaku say, 'And you think I have problems! You have a freaking cookie addiction!.' Shukaku mentally shook his head and left from Gaara's mind. Gaara mentally glared at the retreating Shakaku before shaking his head and continued to devour his stolen prize. Back at the Akatsuki base Aeli was wondering who the hell took the cookies, she looked toward Itachi who blanched under her gaze and said, "Itachi... WHERE ARE THE F-ING COOKIES!" Itachi responded by stuttering out, "I-i-i didn't t-take them! H-honestly!"
"He really didn't," said Konan in Itachi's defense, "He was reading a book the entire time you were in the kitchen." Aeli looked at them all confused, "Then who took them?" Suddenly there was a puff of smoke and a white fox stepped into the middle of the room.
"WTF!" yelled Hidan as he stared wide eyed at the fox.
"Its the Fantasy Fox! YAY!" screamed Aeli and Kiyoto at the same time. They ran up to him and gave him a hug as he said, "Nice to see you two again. I thought you would have been killed when I heard what you guys had planned out." Aeli and Kiyoto shook their heads and said in unison, "We wouldn't get killed that easily you know! We're stronger than that Fan-tan." The Fantasy Fox chuckled and shook his head at his nickname.
"Well I better get going," said Fan-tan, "Seeing as I am unwanted here..." He looked to the Akatsukis that were glaring at him and then poofed away. 'I what we should do today,' said Aeli to Kiyoto mentally. 'What?' asked Kiyoto. 'Stalk Tobi and just stare at him!' 'OMG! We should!' 'Shall we?' 'Lets.' Aeli and Kiyoto started to follow Tobi through out the day. When he would ask them questions, they would just stare at him harder. Tobi/Madara felt that if they didn't look away soon, he was going to crack. He was talking to Pein and Konan when he finally cracked from the stares.
"Did you tell them!" He screamed at Pein. Pein shook his head. Madara looked to Konan.
"I didn't tell them," said Konan shaking her head. Madara sank to the floor.
"Then how did they know?" said Madara as Aeli and Kiyoto entered the room. They stood in front of him, smiled and said, "We know a lot about the Akatsuki. More than you guys would like, but that doesn't matter." Kiyoto looked at Pein and said, "Besides we know Pein's lying when he says he the 'leader'... We all know that he's Madara's bitch." Aeli nodded and said to Konan, "We like you the most Konan because 1) You're the only girl in the Akatsuki and 2) You're awesome." Konan blushed as Madara held Pein back, so he wouldn't kill Kiyoto or Aeli.
"Anyways we actually came in to say goodnight so... GOODNIGHT!" screamed Kiyoto and Aeli as they took off running down the hallway and to the safety of their rooms. 'Today was awesome wasn't it Kiyoto,' Aeli mentally said to Kiyoto. 'It was,' agreed Kiyoto, 'But we might get killed sooner or later... or raped if we don't slow down with our awesomeness.' 'Agreed, but I doubt we would get raped... We're not Fergelious enough.' 'True that.' With those last thoughts, both Aeli and Kiyoto fell into deep slumber, not aware that there was indeed a plan of rape in store for them.
*In the VIP room*
Madara and Pein: I hate this chapter...
Akatsuki(writer):Really? I would have never thought that!*sarcasm*
Konan: Well I liked it.
Madara: You only liked it because you got compliments.
Akatsuki: I could of made it worse than that.
Madara and Pein:NO!
