Disclaimer: I don't own Greek Mythology I only own some of these ideas and quotes the rest belong to a good friend of mine.

41. Show his lovers embarssing baby pictures (there's got to be at least one even if they can grow up within a minute.)

42.Switch her throne with Demeter so she's not sitting next to him anymore.

43.) When he has a problem, make him get down on his knees and grovel. And then refuse to help.

44.) Tape record him screeching in his bedroom and play it to the Olympians.

45.) Bring in the tape that has Apollo as a baby singing "I like pie.."

46.) Drag him to a musical put on by Amatuers and forbid him from leaving or helping in any way to make them sound Decent or getting up there and taking over.

47.) Sing the Cuppycake song to him and when he tells her to never sing it again say " But you said you'd always let me sing this to you! You said I sounded Sweet when I sang it and you never wanted me to stop! You LIED! You're dead.

48.) Ask him every math problem ever created and say he's wrong whether it is or not

49.) Have him "accidently" lose his house keys

50.) one word-- hunt-off. Or is that two? oh, I don't care. I'll still beat him.

51.) Tell all his potential girlfriends he only dates guys ( They'll get mad for leading them on)

52.) Tell him she refuses to be his twin anymore instead she's gonna become Ra's twin.( I'm a goddess I can do it if I want.)

53.) Use him as a Target to shoot at.

54.) Summon warts and wrinkles to his face (what one god does, another can't undo)

55.) Hire one of my nymphs to dress up as an old woman asking for some water. When he tells her no, have her tell him he's a bad god who wouldn't help anyone (in front of Zeus)

56.) Tell him she's pregnant and then when he freaks out sing the song Papa Don't Preach to him ( The other gods know she's doing this one so they're just sitting back and reaping the benefits of Apollo trying to decide whether or not he wants to kill the so called father or just rip his hair out)

57.) After he's figured out the last one wasn't true and finally been calmed down tell him " By the way you might want to look in a mirror I think your hair's going gray Little Brother."

58.) Flood him with so many prophecy requests he'll scream.

59.) When he's finally about to go off the deep end take anything slightly sharp or pointy away from him and say " You can't go off the deep end yet. I'm sure you've had worse than this happen to you before."

60.) Tell him "I'm just not feeling this twin thing. I'm going to go hunt with my nymphs instead of going to your 34567th birthday."