Sailor Moon and the 13 year old famfiction writer 3 CHAPTER THREE

Disclaimer: As usual, enjoy the parody of Sailor Moon fanfiction. That I do not own. As it belongs to Naoko Takeuchi and all affiliated parties. And I seem to be speaking in fragments. But. That is. Ok. Enjoy!

Hi ok it is me I am bak hello call me Bunny but my name is SuperUltraMegaSerenaMeatBallHead200xxDariSere4eva but call me Bunny pk. Anyway I work rally hard on this capter, plz let me no what you thunk

Chapter 3-it's a trap OMGWTFBBQ a trap it is!

Serena went to school a typical day and she saw Darien her boyfriend who was also tuxedo mask as he went to school to and she asked "hello Darien how are you on this fine day"

"I am good how are you on this fine fine day" Darien said knowingly and Serena said "I am good and we are going to school together"

Darien smiled and said "I love you very much Serena " and she said "I love you very much Darien to" and then they kissed and hugged and walked together holding hands to school.

"Hey omg hi gays" said Amy who was Serena's friend who was a nerd and really smart, she was also sailor Milkury but that is a secret so nobody can know. "Guess what" said Amy

"What" aksed Darien and Serena who were both very confused and excited because Amy was telling them something.

"There are too new kids from Japan" said Amy "they are called Ellen and Ane ok byebey" and then Amy went to her first class which was Advanced Mathematics of Triangles which is a very difficult class for only smart people, Darien took that class last year he is a senior now, he tried to explain it to serena and said it was like algebra only harder because 1+1 is not equal to 3.

"Allen and Ane don't seem like japan names but that is cool "said Darien "because we are not in japan, we are in america."

"Oh hey look there are two new kids in our class" said Serena they were in World History (Darien was so smart he finished all his classes last year so now he was just taking study labs and had same schedule as Serena)

"They must be Ame and Allen" said Darken "Hello Ane and Aln" said Darien and the two orange heads stared at him.

"Hello I am Allen and this is my sister Ane" said Alan and Ane said "Hello I am Anne this is my brother Allen I am pleased to meet you"

"Hello I am Serena and this is my boyfriend Darien he is a senior and I love him" said Serena

"Yes I am Darien and I love you to Serena. I am pleased to meet you're akwaynetense " said Daren..

"We are too" said Allen and Man and then they all went to seat down.

"Ok everybody today we are going to learn about the ancient civilization of the Aztecs because they were important to history" said the teacher Mr Smith educationally.

"Ok so they..." And then he talked some more but everyone tuned him out so they didn't listen to him because history is really really boring and its not like they would ever need to know why Aztecs were important to history.

"konichihwa I am Teresa Hwen" said the weird Chinese girl who Serena thought was weird and Bunny didnt like her. "It is good to meet you I am Chinese"

"Go away Teresa Hwen nobody likes you" said Bunny who was also in this class and sat next to Serena and Darien, Bunny was also Sailor Earth and she was Serenas best friend and the strongest Sailor Scout..

"Well that's ok I donut like you either Bunny" glared Teresa Hwen and then the Chinese girl picked up all he textbooks and threw them all at Bunny.

Bunny dodged them though because she was Sailor Earth and she had amazing reflexes "I hate you Teresa Hwen!77" Bunny screamed

"We'll I hate you to!7" screamed Teresa Hwen.

During this argument Ane and Llen snuck off to the rest room and then they turned into their alien forms and then Allen took a Cardian card and played his flute and then a Cardian apperd.

"Ok go attack the students in this school" said Allen and And and the Cardian nodded and disappeared. "Ok now lets get back to class before anyone notices, so they went back to class and then they turned back to normal. And nobody noticed.

"Ahahahsha!7 let me have your energy!7777!" Screamed the Cardian and then it broke through the window and then everyone screamed and there was chaos

"Quick we need to transform!" Serena said and then everybody nodded and Serena yelled "Moon Prism Powa!" And then she transformed into Sailor Moo

"Earth Super Atomized Power!7" yelled Bunny and then she transformed into Sailor Earth, she had long black hair and a dark red skirt like blood with fishnets and she had cool angel wings on her back.

Darien screamed "Tuxedo Mask power!" And then he transformed into Tuxedo Mask.

Then all of a sudden the Cardian grabbed Teresa Hwen.

"Oh let's just leave her" said Bunny because Teresa Hwen was her rival and she did not like her

"No we can leave her hey what's that on her forehead?!7! Bbb" screamed Serena askingly. There was a Yellow orangish glow on Teresa Hwen's forehead and then all of a sudden Luna ran in the classroom

"I came as fast as I could" screamed Luna who was panting from exertion and then she ran to Teresa Hwen and jumped and pooped out a pen onto her hand "You have the sign of... THE SUN!77!77777!" Screamed Luna "quick here take then pen and yell Sun power"

"Ok I will" said Teresa Hwen whom was choking "Sun power" she screamed loudly and with lots of air.

And then Teresa Hwen started glowing red and orange and then... She transformemed into... Zzz

"SAILOR SUN!777!"

The end ok so how was that suprise I was very egg sited how about you ok bye bye

A/N: And the madness continues. I'm making fun of my dear friend, zillyhwen, with this whole Teresa Hwen business. Yeah. Ok. I'm going to go recover from that absurd loss of brain cells now. And maybe go eat dinner. Dinner is always good. Food is always good. And there I go talking in fragments again. Oh well.