Warden Amell and Sera
Sera: Huh.
Amell: What?
Sera: I figured you'd be taller.
Amell: Seems to be the usual reaction…
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Sera: Is it true you really killed the Archdemon? With your bare hands?
Amell: Well, I didn't actually-
Sera: And then destroyed an ancient darkspawn organization?
Amell: It wasn't actually-
Sera: Then went on to slay a gigantic brood mother? And saved Amaranthine?
Amell: You are quite the talker, aren't you? *chuckles*
…
Sera: Hmmm.
Amell: Why are you staring at me…?
Sera: Just, can't figure you out.
Amell: What have you to figure out?
Sera: That trick you do, with your eyes…
Amell: *sigh* Here we go.
Sera: I am just wanting to how you can do that. Varric said he knew someone who did something like that, someone who happened to be an Abomination...
Amell: I'm gathering he was telling you about Anders. Before you ask, no, I am not posed by a spirit or a demon.
Sera: Oh. Well that's alright then. I have made my mind up about you.
Amell: And?
Sera: You're short.
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Amell: You are quite skilful with that bow, Sera.
Sera: I know, yeah.
Amell: It always amazes me how anyone can use them. You seem to never miss a target.
Sera: It's a gift I guess. I can try and teach you sometime if you like? Probably not the best teacher, but will give it a go.
Amell: Oh no, Leliana tried to teach me once… didn't end well.
Sera: Oh, I bet I know how that ended. Bet you couldn't focus. Wrapping her arms around you, breathing in your ear…
Amell: I ended up breaking her bow…
Sera: *hysterical laughing*
Amell: She never let me touch it again.
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Sera: You're wife is quite the looker.
Amell: Don't you mean she is quite the… Seeker…
Sera: Oh Maker! That is brilliant! I have to remember that one.
Amell: I have been known to be funny, from time to time.
(If Cassandra is present)
Cassandra: She isn't a Seeker, we have been over this.
Amell: Then tell her to stop wearing their armour.
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Amell: Sera… are you… skipping?
(If Varric is present)
Varric: They prefer 'frolicking'.
Sera: I am, yeah.
Amell: Why are you skipping? This hardly seems the time.
Sera: Because I'm bored. This is boring. I thought we were supposed to be stopping Veil tears, killing dragons, hunting down demonic mages. Cool shit like that.
Amell: Every part of our quest is important. Even the menial tasks. I learnt that long ago.
Sera: Right, so... I'm going to keep skipping...
Amell: *chuckles* Fair enough.
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Sera: You know, I bet Spymaster scary was quite the heart breaker, back in her day.
Amell: She still is. She hasn't changed a day.
Sera: *gags* Sometimes you are too gooey, you know that right?
Amell: She is beautiful, why would I not say so?
Sera: Uh, giving me tooth aches!
Amell: I just like to remind people how special she is to me.
Sera: Oooooh, are we scared for competition?
Amell: Ha-ha, not at all. Trust is probably the greatest part of our relationship. No, I remind people how special she is, because it helps me to cope in these dark times. It reminds me of the good old days. What we fight for.
Sera: Aaaaand, we're back to gooey.
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Amell*whistles*
Sera: *joins in*
(If Vivienne is present)
Vivienne: Will you two cut it out?
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Sera: *giggles*
Amell: Please stop watching me…
Sera: You are pretty adorable. The way you follow your wife around like a little puppy.
Amell: Again, please stop watching me.
Sera: Have you been married long?
Amell: Nearing five years. And we'd been together an additional five.
Sera: Ten years! Shit! That's a long time to put up with someone.
Amell: Well, we haven't always been with each other. Duty has occasionally forced us to go our separate ways.
Sera: And still, you kept being married? Did you get… you know… lonely?
Amell: All the time actually. I would miss her more and more with each day. We always remained in contact though, eventually a letter would reach the other.
Sera: What I mean is… were you faithful?
Amell: Of course I was. Leliana is my everything. I would never even look at another that way. Why search for pearls when you have a diamond?
Sera: Naaaaw! You guys are too cute.
Amell: Yes, well…
Sera: Bet the catch up sex is amazing.
Amell: The…. What?
Sera: You know… years apart. You were both faithful, so that's an awful lot of pent up urges. Bet you rut like rabbits!
Amell: We are not having this conversation.
Sera: *gasp* No wonder the Spymaster has been less grumpy since you showed up! You've been stringing her bow.
Amell: No, I-
Sera: Bet she polished your staff.
Amell: Please, stop-
Sera: Satisfying the demand of her Qun.
Amell: Sera, please-
Sera: Oh man, I can go on for hours with these!
Amell: *sigh* Why can't I meet a nice elf?
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Sera: Are you blushing?
Amell: What? No. I'm just… flushed. From the weather.
Sera: Okay, I would believe that, if it wasn't a known fact you are all magic-ed up with fire and shit.
Amell: …
Sera: You are blushing! Actually blushing! The great Commander of the Grey, Hero of Ferelden, blushing!
Amell: I am not.
Sera: Is it because I said she Annulled your Tower? That you make the Sister sing?
(If Iron Bull is present)
Iron Bull: Don't forget Laying the Lay Sister.
Amell: Technically… she isn't a sister, anymore…
Sera: Ah ha! So you have been strumming her loot!
Amell: Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Sera: Wow! Wait till I tell everyone how the mighty mage warrior is a blusher!
Amell: Are all elves like this? Because I have only met elves that want to make me squirm. You're all a pain...
Sera: Nah, only the elfy elves.
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Sera: Is it true you can turn into any animal?
Amell: Not any animal, but most.
Sera: That is so cool! Turn into a squid!
Amell: Why a squid?
Sera: Why not a squid?
Amell: Fair point… maybe later.
Sera: Awesome!
Amell: *chuckles*
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(If Sera and the Inquisitor are in a relationship)
Amell: You two are quite sweet together, you know.
Sera: I didn't think you would approve sharing your wife with me.
Amell: You know perfectly well who I am talking about…
Sera: Oh… Yeah. Well. Maybe.
Amell: My, my. The chattery elf has been silenced. I think that's a sign it must be serious.
Sera: Oh sorry, I was just thinking about the amazing rut we had last night.
Amell: Err…
Sera: You won't believe the things she can do!
Amell: Um… perhaps we shouldn't discuss this…
Sera: Why? I'm not embarrassed.
Amell: Yes, well… pretty sure she can hear you.
Sera: So?
Amell: Never mind…
(alternatively)
Amell: You act all casual, but I know you care about her.
Sera: Yeah well... your ass!
Amell: Yes, my ass...
Sera: Good. Glad we understand one and other.
Amell: If its any consolation, I know she feels the same about you.
Sera: Yeah... well... just shut it. Talking about feelings all the time, your like creepy!
Amell: *chuckles*
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Sera: Do you think we'll win?
Amell: Win?
Sera: Yeah, this war we are in. Do you think the Inquisitor will win?
Amell: Sadly, I don't think this battle is a win or lose situation.
Sera: I know… just…
Amell: I'm sure everything will work out in the end. In my experience, they always do. That's why you have me, I'm practically a lucky charm.
Sera: *chuckles* That's comforting.
Amell: We will win, Sera. Because we have to.
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Sera: Hey Amell!
Amell: Hey, Sera?
Sera: How do you want to be drawn on the cover of Varric's novel?
Amell: On the… what?
Sera: Varric agreed to let me make the cover. I thought I'd be nice and give you a chance to speak up.
Amell: I have told Varric that story is not getting published. So there will be no need depict me.
Sera: Suit yourself! Long flowing black hair with a moustache it is!
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Sera: Do.. Do you remember when you was in Denerim, back in the Blight? The Alienage?
Amell: Yes, I was there a few times. I remember the battle was especially brutal there.
Sera: Yeah... it was. But, you stopped it. Made shit better, slowly, but it got better.
Amell: Wait... you grew up in Denerim, didn't you?
Sera: Yeah, I did. What of it? Was just making conversation, was all...
Amell: Were you in the Alienage when the fighting happened?
Sera: Parts of it I was. Don't remember much. Don't want to. Left that shit hole not long after, wasn't much better but wasn't much worse.
Amell: I am sorry you had to see that. You would have only been a child then, wouldn't you?
Sera: Yeah. I met you, you know.
Amell: What? Why didn't you mention it sooner?
Sera: Didn't see the point. Wasn't a big thing or nothing, you gave me some food and money in a box. Kept the box.
Amell: I-I remember...
Sera: Yeah? Well that's good. Now, lets go kill something!
