Dangerous

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Disclaimer: I do not own PJATO or any characters beside my OCs, I also don't own waffles

Warnings: bad words, violence maybe,

Rating: T, because I can

Listening to: I Hate My Life by Theory of a Dead Man

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"Who was that delightful young man last night who made Nash quit?" Hermes asked Travis at breakfast.

"Nash's boyfriend Drake. Son of Ares." He explained as he practically fell onto his waffles.

"Yeah." Connor muttered, aggitated.

"We've taken a vote," Sara said looking up. "And we've decided that none of us are talking to you for a week."

"Boo?" I said unsure. I shrugged and rolled my waffle up and shoved it in my mouth.

"I'm out!" I stood and started towards the areana.

"Where are you going?" Connor yelled. "Where is she going?" He asked Travis.

"I have a date."

"Who goes on a date during breakfeast, in the areana."

"Me." I jogged to the areana.

"Hey baby." Drake stood waiting for me.

"They don't like me." I complained.

"Why would they." He snapped. He tilted his head and looked at me. "That stunt you pulled last night was pretty amazing. Can you help me do it?"

"I would love to." So we ended up in the Ares rigging the wires. "If anyone asks?"

"Jake Mason helped me."

"Good boy." I looked at my watch and realized it was time for archery practice. "Damn. I'mma be late!" I kissed him quickly and ran outside. I ran into a person as I jumped off the porch and cursed. "Watch it you big ugly mass of meat. Go die." I ran to the archery fields and ran grabbed a bow and tried to look like I belonged.

"I know you were late." Chiron said as he walked by me.

"Screw you." I retorted. I shot my arrow and it impaled in the person next to me's target. "I am not good at this." I said looking at my hands. "I was never meant to use a bow. I was always meant to use a sword. Or knife. Or spear. You know what? Anything but a bow. Even dolls!" I got serious. "Zeus plays with dolls you know." I nodded. Hermes chuckled as it thundered. "Oh blah blah blah. Shut up."

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"No one likes you!" I screamed as a couple of Aphrodite girls walked past the Ares cabin in skimpy clothes.

"I beg to differ." Someone said loudly as he wolf-whistled.

"Oh shut up." I rolled my eyes. Sitting on Drake's bed in the Ares cabin, it was more like home than the Hermes cabin. At least the Ares kids liked me.

"Hey Clarisse." She waved absently as she walked in. Ares came in after her and looked at me.

"Hey." I nodded in greeting as Drake came back from the bathroom, then leaned into Drake and whispered in his ear. "I missed you."

I giggled and laid my palm against his chest.

"I'm liking it already."

"Stop it." He growled before pushing my hand away, there was a scortch mark on his shirt. I smiled and stood up.

"Next time you try to go behind my back, it won't be your chest hair that get's burned off." I practically skipped out of the cabin.

...

"I heard you left a hand print on dear old Drake's chest." Connor said smiling.

"I heard she punched him, kicked him in the-" Travis made a face and did a circle with his fingers spread and palm down-"area, spit in his face, burned all his hair off, then broke up with him."

"I worry about how information circulates at this camp." I muttered. "Anyway, Drake was trying to dig up some dirt on me. I burned his chest hair. Next time it'll be about two feet lower." Everyone turned to look at me in disgust. "What? My business. Not yours."

The nympths and naiads brought lunch in and we all chowed down.

"Nash!" Mr. D called my name.

"What?" I turned and snapped.

"I said not to burn anyone else!" He looked mad.

"Oops. Must've slipped my mind. And hey, her eyebrows grew back."

"It took a month!" A girl from the Aphrodite cabin stood up and screamed.

"It's your fault for lingering. When you see an angry girl throwing fireballs at the Poseidon cabin, you don't get in her way, you move fast, keep your head down, and pray that she doesn't turn on you."

Poseidon stood.

"You tried to set my cabin on fire?" He looked angry. I looked him dead in the eyes.

"It was hard to burn."

"Why?"

"I think it's the whole god of the sea thing. The water and all that chiz."

"No! I mea-"

"She knows what you meant." Percy said. "She was mad at me. Very mad."

"You should not have splashed me."

"You were on fire." He shouted.

"I wonder why!" Hephaestus rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"I told Harrison She's going to end up like Jennifer. No he said. She won't. Be careful. She has the gift, I said. Does he ever listen to me? No! He never listens to me."

"Daddy's not good at listening." I tried to reason.

"Your tellin' me." People looked confused.

"Father be demigod." I told them. "Mother be goddess. Cool?"

Everyone stared.

"I will smite you." I screamed looking in random directions.

Zeus looked at me, like 'try it I dare you'. Drake knew I wasn't faking and walked out of the dining pavilion.

"I'm not kidding." I warned.

"She's good at drawing attention." Apollo mused. I saw Hephaestus move slightly and knew he was uncomfortable.

"You asked for it." I picked a random camper and thought for a second.

Let's hope I wasn't bluffing, eh?

Lightning arched down from the sky. The kid screamed as smoke curled off his clothes. He shook and his hair was standing on end.

"I warned you. You don't fuck with the great granddaughter of Cole Merriweather." Zeus smiled and Hera looked unhappy.

"Your Cole's great granddaughter?" Zeus asked me. I nodded. "Who did he marry?"

"Didn't marry anyone. He had a kid with Iris though. And they had grandma Jenny."

"Complicated person." Travis said.

"I'm a one hundred twenty-sevenths out of one hundred twenty-eights blood bitches."

Everyone stared.

"I Hate My Life." Connor muttered as he laid his head onto the table.

"I hate your life to." I told him, smiling.