"CAMELTOE…. CAAAAMEEELLTOOEEE."

"YUP?"

"IT'S THE THIRD CHAPTER, CAMELTOE."

"YUP."

"YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, DON'T YOU? WE HAVE TO DO A MUSICAL FOR ALL OUR LOVELY READERS."

"YUP."

"AND WE NEED TO SING AS MUCH AS WE CAN."

YU-"

"GOD DAMMIT, SAY SOMETHING OTHER THAN "YUP""

"YU- I MEAN…. OK… HEH HEH…."


Quit Author's Note:

The parts where they're singing are surrounded by these... Line... Thingys -


"I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LISTENED TO YOU. NOW WE'RE LOST." DERPYPAW MEOWED, "I'M GONNA MISS AMERICAN IDOL."

"I LIKE BEING LOST. IT MAKES ME WET!" CAMELTOE REPLIED, "AND I'M A TOM…"

"HOLY SHIT! A BEE!" DERPY YOWLED,

"I LOVE BEES. THEY'RE MY FAVORITE COLORS. -BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW-"

"GET THIS FUCKING THING AWAY FROM ME." DERPY SCREECHED, FLAILING HER ARMS

"FINE. BUT YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME IN RETURN." CAMELTOE SAID,

"LIKE WHAT? I CAN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING. I'M STUPID."

"-TEACH ME HOW TO JERK TEACH ME TEACH ME HOW TO JERK-" CAMELTOE SANG,

"OH THAT'S EASY. NOW GET THIS THING AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEE." DERPY YOWLED. CAMELTOE STEPPED ON THE BEE AND KILLED IT. AFTER HIS DANCE LESSON THEY CONTINUED WALKING,

"-OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. MY. GOD-" CAMELTOE RANDOMLY MEOWED,

"WHAT? WHAT IS IT?" DERPY ASKED,

"LOOK AT THAT SHE-CAT OVER THERE." CAMELTOE REPLIED,

"-WHO DAT GIRL? WHO DAT GIRL?-"

"SHE MAKES ME WANT TO BE STRAIGHT…." CAMELTOE MEOWED,

"OMIGOD SHE DOES? GO TALK TO HER. AND WHEN SHE TURNS YOU DOWN YOU'LL COME AFTER ME INSTEAD AND I CAN BE THE ABUSIVE WIFE MY FATHER WAS. AND YES, I DID SAY MY FATHER, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY…. BITCH."

"OK…" CAMELTOE REPLIED NERVOUSLY. HE WALKED UP TO THE SHE-CAT AND SAID, "HI."

"SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN SUCH A -HOT AND DANGEROUS- FOREST?" CAMELTOE ASKED,

"-I CAME TO DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE-" THE SHE-CAT REPLIED.

"JANE DOE I DON'T EVEN KNOW YA BUT I KNOW FO SHO YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL SO BABY LET ME KNOW YOUR NAME."

"-HI MY NAME IS SLIM SHADEY.-"

"WELCOME TO THE FOREST, SLIM. IM CAMELTOE. SO….. -IF I SAID I WANTED YOUR BODY NOW WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?-" CAMELTOE ASKED,

"I JUST MET YOU, AND YOU'RE THE TYPE OF TOM I'D NEVER GO AFTER." SLIM REPLIED,

"NEVER SAY NEVER."

"-WOAH OH-OH WHAT THE HELL?- ANYWAY, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PERVERT."

"-BUT I'D CATCH A GRENADE YOU YA….-" CAMELTOE SAID DESPERATELY,

"I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THAT. -WANT YOU TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WOOORLD.- AND YOU CAN'T DO THAT. GOODBYE.."

"BUT I COULD MAKE YOU -FEEL LIKE ONE LESS LONELY GIRL-" CAMELTOE PLEADED BUT THE SHE-CAT WALKED AWAY. CAMELTOE WALKED SADLY BACK TO DERPY,

"-I GOTTA FEELING- THAT SHE SAID NO." DERPY MEOWED HAPPILY.

"SHE REJECTED ME."

"OH GOOD. SO WILL YOU FINALLY LET ME RAPE YOU? BECAUSE -IF IT WASN'T FOR DATE RAPE I'D NEVER GET LAID-"

"-DREAM ON, DREAM ON-" CAMELTOE SANG.

"BUT…. BUT…. -YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING A TEENAGE DREAM THE WAY YOU TURN ME ON-"

"I DON'T LIKE YOU. JUST LET ME BE GAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. LET ME CUT MY SELF. LET ME STEAL SOME OF PORNSTAR'S FUR OUT OF THE BRUSH WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING."

"DUDE… YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP…" DERPY MEOWED

"I KNOW…. -I NEED A DOCTOR, CALL ME A DOCTOR-"

"-KISS ME. KI-KI KISS ME.-" DERPY YOWLED AND POUNCED ON CAMELTOE,

"EW. NO GET OFF OF ME, YOU WHORE." CAMELTOE HISSED,

"-I AM NOT A WHORE. I JUST LIKE TO DO IT.-"

"OH.. THAT MAKES SENSE.." CAMELTOE REPLIED,

"OH FUCK. PORNSTAR IS PROBABLY WAITING. -LET'S GO-OH OH. LET'S GO!-"


Songs Used:

1. Black and yellow
2. Teach me how to jerk
3. Oh my gosh
4. Who dat gurl
5. We are who we are
6. Dynamite
7. Jane Doe
8. Hi my name is
9. Hold it against me
10. Never say never
11. What the hell
12. Grenade
13. Only girl
14. One less lonely girl
15. I gotta feeling
16. Date rape
17. Dream on
18. Teenage dream
19. I need a doctor
20. E.T.
21. I am not a whore
22. We are who we are [again]