Foward: Mrs. P. had us all turned on last year. Now it is time this year for the ladies to get in on the action.
Disclaimer: Same as in Chapters 1&2. The tune in this story is done to " Santa Claus Is Back In Town." by Leiber and Stoller. Dr. J and the Beige Raccoons are by the late, great cpneb from chapter 19 of his story " Road Trip".
( Statler): " Well I've wouldn't believed it if I hadn't read it.
( Waldorf): " Believe what?"
( Statler): "I don't know. I haven't read it. Hahaha!"
I'm soooo going to get those two brats back for this.
James P. Is Back In Town
Meanwhile, back at the party, Kim and her mom were having a little spat.
" Your not going to wear that again this year."
" Of course not Kimmie. I think all the men here last year got enough eye-candy of me to last them a while."
" I know that slime-bag Captain IT was hitting on you last year. I wanted to give him all of my sixteen styles of kung-fu."
" Well you know dear he is still paying me and hospital for fixing his bruised ribs you gave him from last year."
" I know mom. Wasn't that fun? I really did clean his clock last year. Hehehe."
" I don't think that was very nice you "slam-dunking" the host of this party like that Kim."
Captain IT walked into room to greet Mrs. Dr.P. ...and a moody Kim.
" Glad you can make it to the party Mrs. Possible and may I say your looking striking tonight."
Kim grab the Captain and slam him up against the wall. Then she started to load up a Popeye-style round house punch to bury into his guts.
" Back for round two ? You just don't know when to quit do you Captain."
" Kimberly Ann Possible! You put him down this instant! All he did was give me a nice complement."
" But mom?"
" Don't but mom me young lady. I'll ground you for a month from see Ron if you keep that up."
" But mom...we're engaged."
" Don't try me young lady."
" Awww! All right! Get out of here you peverted weasel."
Captain IT then staggered over to the stage area where he righted himself with the mic stand.
" Ladies and gentlemen. Last year we men got a wonderful bit of eye candy from one Mrs. Anna Possible. And may I say our eyes were quite pleased too."
Kim was getting more redder than her hair every minute. She started mumbling to herself.
" Just keep it up Captain. Your about to be decommission."
" Well tonight we thought it would be a good idea for the ladies to get them some eye candy too. So here they are for a return performance for one night only: Dr. J and the Beige Raccoons."
And there they stood. James Possible with a solo mic in front of him. And over stage left of him were Ron, Wade and bother Slim sharing another mic. All four had their hair slick back and were wearing green sleeveless t-shirts with ruby-red leather pants with 2 inch black belts and black biker boots. The whistle and catcalls were come from every corner of the house. Kim stood there like time standing still with her eyes bugging out and her jaw dropped to the ground. Anna had a very pleased look on her face.
" Hit it Captain." said James in a swaggering smooth voice.
(Raccoons):
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
( Dr. J ):
Well it's Christmas time pretty baby
I sent the kids on out of town
Yeah, It's Christmas time pretty baby
I sent the kids on out of town
Well you've been a real naughty doctor
James P. is back in town
I'm not no man with a hard hat
I'm not no man of the cloth
But you're going to see me coming
In my 62 SL Sloth
Hoah , it's Christmas time pretty baby
I sent the kids on out of town
Yeah,you've been a real naughty doctor
James P. is back in town
Take off your pretty stockings
Turn the light down low
James P. is coming round
Cause the " Rocket Are Go!"
Oh yeah, its Christmas time pretty baby
I sent the kids on out of town
( Yeah, I really sent them packing)
Oh you've been a real naughty doctor
James P. is back in town
Yeah, you've been my vixen who's a fixin
James P. is back in town
( Raccoons):
Christmas,Christmas,Christmas
Women were sceaming out of control for them. Bonnie and Tara both fainted on the carpit. Two writers (Who's names I will not mention ) both were trying to revive them with mouth-to-month but were taking a long time doing it too. Even after the girls woke up.
James then swoop up his wife off her feet and lead her back to one of my guest rooms.
" Come on dear, I'm going to show you how I make my rockets go."
As they were walking to the room they happen to past their daughter who still standing there with her eyes bugged out and jaw still on the floor.
" Close your month dear, will you? Your going to let flys in."
A/N: Up on the house top the Captain is " Flame". Who but Captain IT to blame? Time once again to " Flame The Captain" everybody. Review time is in full effect as of right now.
( Ron) : " Say Captain! Kim is still in the supended animation from this chapter."
Say! Let go put her outside next to my Christmas light's display with a gnome hat and bread on her.
( Ron ): " You know when she comes to and see what's going on she's going to kill you."
Yeh I know! But if I can snap a picture in time and sent it in to the newpapers, I might just get that first prize for my Christmas light's display.
( Ron ): " You are sooo dead dude. By the way everybody, the Captain and I thank-you for your support. Happy Holidays everybody!"
To neb...with love
