Wow! This series is more popular than I thought it would be! Thank you everyone who reviewed!..I sorta changed some of their personalities, but I think it's for the better...(?) These chapters are getting longer..

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA although once I pretended to be Riza...Do not let that fact cloud your judgement!

Question for Al: How did the obcession for cats start?-Moonlight-Love-Heart

Al:Cats?..Well..I wouldn't call it an obcession..But..I do love them and..All right! It's an obcession!Don't need to rub it in..sniff

Me:..Right..And while I'm here, I might as well ask you this: How can a suit of armor cry?

Al:...I really...Don't know...

Question for Armstrong: What's up with the sparkles? My friends wants to kill them...and you.-Moonlight-Love-Heart

Armstrong: Sparkles? What sparkles? Is there some sort of sparkle problem with me?...Oh those sparkles! Roy made them for me to get me out of his office one day. I keepthem in a jar and throw a few out whenever I feel they are needed. Yessriee..They aren't alive so I don't see how you can kill them, and as for killing me, Have you seen the size of my GLORIOUS muscles?flexes

Question for Wrath: Why did you poke that mouse,you-you evil mouse poker?-Moonlight-Love-Heart

Wrath:What's wrong with poking mice? I do it all the time see? pulls out mouse and pokes it And yes, I am an evil mouse poker.Bwahahahaha!

Question for Hohenheim: Why is it that even if Dante sometimes accepts the fact that you two had a child, you never do?-Kanashii.Umi

Hohenheim: Well.If you ask me, Dante is a bit..err..how can I put it..crazy. Yes..Ahem..Crazy..

Question for Envy: After you kill Hohenheim, what will you do?-Kanashii.Umi

Envy: Hmm...I'll probably open a hair salon...That would be quite enjoyable..Yes...Eh? You're recording this? No! I'll.. Uhh... open the hair salon to trick pitiful humans into coming and then killing them..Yes.

Question for Al: How do you manage to keep away all of the rust you would probably accumulate?-Fullmetal-at-the-Disco

Al: The rust?...I really have no clue..I never get rusty for some reason...Maybe it's cuz I don't take baths...

Question for Ed: Is it true that where one lacks growth in height, they gain in...'other' places?-Fullmetal-at-the-Disco

Ed:...anger marks appearHow would I know? Why? ...WHO YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU COULD SCRAPE OFF THE BOTTOM OF YOUR BOOT WITH A TOOHPICK?struggles to get out of Al's grip

-a while later-

Ed:...Who told you that?..Was it Roy? I KNEW IT!IT'S THAT DAMN COLONEL ALL ALONG!ARGHHHH!

Question for Armstrong: Have you ever considered changing your State Alchemist name to 'Sparkly Alchemist'? It would suit you so much more...-Fullmetal-at-the-Disco

Armstrong:Hmm..Now that I think about it..It would..But I've grown attached to my current name, and couldn't dream of parting with it...tears stream down face

Question for Greed: What's it like to be a pimp?-Fullmetal-at-the-Disco

Greed:Pimp? Is that what I'm considered to be?...depressed...It's not my fault I like the colour black! I didn't wanna be pimp!goes off to be sad

Question for Hughes: How many pictures of Elicia do you own+How many cameras do you go through in a year?-Fullmetal-at-the-Disco

Hughes: My darling Elicia? Why exactly 364 293 914 757! I count them when I'm bored...As for the cameras..Hmm...Maybe..7? Sometimes more!While your here..Would you like to see a picture of my darling Elicia? In fact, you can see all 364 293 914 757 of them! I carry them in my pockets!

Question for Al:Have you ever had to trap inside of you so he won't attack people for calling him short?-Moofy-fan

Al: Well actually I haven't, but thanks for the idea! Now he won't be able to hurt people..Bwahaha..

Question for Ed: Is it true you're gay with Roy?-Greedy Ed

Ed:mouth wide open in shock and disgustWhat the...HELL NO!

Question for Ed: How tall are you?-kianna13

Ed:..None of your beeswax...

Question for Al: How come you like kittens so much?-kianna13

Al: Again with the Kitties?MAKE IT STOP!I just like them okay?Doesn't everyone like kitties?

Question for Riza: Do you like Roy?-kianna13

Riza:...Of course I do, he's my commanding officer. If I din't like him, he wouldn't be alive today.

Quesiton for Roy: Would you ever go out with Riza?-kianna13

Roy: Sure why not. I mean, she's female and not bad looking...Now if only she'd wear a miniskirt...

Question for Ed: When you measure how tall you are do you count the bit of hair sticking up?-krizzygirl206

Ed:..Of course i do, it's part of me, thus part of my height..muttering not to mention the extra 10cm..

Me:What was that last part?

Ed:Nothing, nothing..

Question for Roy: Why miniskirts?If you just said 'skirts' I'm sure more girls would agree and wear them. I'd wear a skirt for you! I love skirts! And you! krizzygirl206

Roy: Why it's simple, miniskirts are shorter, thus revealing more girl and less cloth...Would you wear a miniskirt for me?

Question for Ed:How many times have you been called "Shorty, Shrimp, Chibi" or any other word relating too or meaning 'Short'...?-BlackStarAlchemist

Ed:...5649...

Question for Al: How many cats can you shove into your armour?I mean seriously, you're rather big soo...I'm I right to guess around 112?-BlackStarAlchemist

Al: I've never really tried but I think you're about right.

Question for Envy: Are you gay?-BlackStarAlchemist

Envy:What would make you think that?...Lust whispers something to him The Skirt? Just because I wear a skirt and like to look pretty?...Not that I do..like to look pretty that is..

Another question for Envy:Do you love someone?-BlackStarAlchemist

Envy: Of course I do! The one I so adore is, ME!

Question for Envy (again): Why are you a crossdressing palm tree?-BlackStarAlchemist

Lust: Envy can't answer this one because when he read the question, he burst into tears and fled somewhere. I however can answer it. He was created that way.

Question for Riza: DO you REALLY love Roy? Enough to marry him?-BlackStarAlchemist

Riza:..That is classified information.

Roy: Oh-Ho! That means Yes I think! But then again, who wouldn't want to marry me? I mean, interrupted by two loud gunshots...Nevermind then...shiver

Quesiton for Roy: How many dates have you been on?-BlackStarAlchemist

Roy: Hmm...I'm guessing somewhere between 2000000000-3000000000.Or more.

Question for Tucker:You are seriously insane, agreed?-BlackStarAlchemist

Tucker:Nina..my preciousssssss, preciousssssss..

Question for Al: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO OBSESSED ABOUT KITTIES?-Numdenu

Me: I showed him this question and he had a mental breakdown..

Question for Ed: What would you do if I said your brother got his body back, but had to get both arms AND legs automail'd? (evil cackle)-Numdenu

Ed: I would say:' Ha! Whatever you said doesn't matter because it won't happen!sticks out toungue'

Question for Gluttony:2+2?-Numdenu

Gluttony:...Uhhhh...Lust!runs

-AnimeMatrice