Author's Note: I don't own anything except for Truffles. Truffles is an oc.
Voldemort got everything that he needed, paid for it, and then was out the door. Truffles was shuffling around the cat carrier smelling the fresh air and pressed her nose against the carrier. She then let out a soft confused meow. "I'm taking you away from this place my little Truffles."
Truffles didn't understand what Voldemort was saying, because she didn't speak human. She spoke cat. The cat carrier felt heavy as Truffles continued to pace around. She began to meow again. Her meows would get louder and louder until everyone stopped to stare at Voldemort. "What are you looking at?" snapped the Dark lord.
Voldemort decided to conjure up a car because he didn't know how the cat would like flying. He placed the cat carrier on the seat next to him. "Buckle up missy," he whispered as he put the seat belt across the cat carrier.
Truffles was not happy and let out a loud howl. "I promise we will be home soon."
Voldemort drove away and the entire way the cat was howling. Voldemort then began to sing a lullaby in a falsetto voice. Truffles stared at him and gave him a confused meow. Suddenly Truffles leaned forward a bit like she was going to get sick. "Oh no!"
Suddenly, Truffles was sick and began to throw up. "Aww poor baby!" gasped Voldemort.
As soon as they pulled into the driveway, the car melted away and Voldemort took the cat carrier. "I'll clean this."
Voldemort ran past Snape and Lucius with the cat and Snape sassily called, "Fine then, don't show us your new cat. Forget about me teaching you my sassy wave!"
Voldemort didn't know where to take the cat, so he decided he would take her to a nice quiet part of the castle. Running around the castle, he came across his room. "Welcome home Truffles."
Voldemort opened the cat carrier and Truffles ran so fast and hid underneath the dark lord's bed. "Aww Truffles! Come out!" Voldemort whispered.
Truffles didn't come out. "Okay well then I will clean your carrier and I will check on you later."
Voldemort walked out and went to find Snape and Lucius. "Voldemort, you forgot to take me to the pet store with you," pouted Snape.
"Sorry Snapey," Voldemort apologized.
"And then you don't even introduce your kitteh to us!" Snape continued.
"She was sick and I'm cleaning the cat carrier. I promise you can meet her later!"
"What's her name?" asked Lucius uninterestedly.
"Truffles!"
Snape laughed and declared, "That's not evil enough! She needs an evil name. A name that will strike fear into the hearts of witches and wizards all over the world."
Snape closed his eyes and then said, "What about the name…Fluffy Muffin?"
Voldemort slapped his head. "How is that scary?" asked Lucius.
Snape shrugged.
"I am keeping her name the same. She isn't even your pet you guys."
A few moments of silence went by and then Voldemort called out, "Bellatrix!"
Bellatrix showed up and Voldemort handed her the cat carrier. "Clean it."
Then Voldemort walked away to spend time with Truffles.
