Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Mars Attacks. Could I at least own one of those ray guns the Martians have? I didn't think so :(


The Martian Ambassador coughed. He'd now been sitting on the side of what was left of a fence still gasping form having a headache tablet shoved down his throat. After he'd told the Earthlings what was wrong with his head the blonde one Charlotte, with the help of the others had shoved something in his mouth and before he cold protest they'd forced him to swallow it. He glared at the floor now thinking of what he'd have done to them if he'd still been Martian.

-They would have ended up dead by now- he thought watching the earthlings –but then again, I don't know what happened to my ray gun-

Byron sighed. He needed to find a way to get back to Washington and fast but he took another look at the three girls he was with and the new guy and knew he couldn't leave them on their own. He'd no idea where any of them had come from. All he remembered was that the three girls had come out of nowhere but had introduced themselves, following him and the others who had boarded the airplane, all with out hesitation. . The new guy, whose name he did not yet know had just appeared when he woke up after being knocked out by the Martians after killing their leader. He started pacing up and down and after a while stopped and looked happy whilst shouting 'that's it'.

Sam jumped then looked at her two friends and saw that they had done the same thing. The new guy however just looked up still looking sulky about having a headache tablet shoved down his throat as well as having to be held down by Maria and her whilst doing so.

"What's it?" she asked eyeing Byron up and down as if he were a Martian in disguise

"I think I know where you four can stay whilst I head to Washington" he replied ignoring Sam's glares and the Martian Ambassador sulking still.

"Where?" asked Maria

"In a small little cottage, near here" replied Byron "I own it so it will be ok, that is if it's still standing after the war and everything"

"OH…Okie dokie Dai" Maria shouted happily and began to run around Charlotte and Sam who were sitting down in a circle

"We'll leave tomorrow morning" Byron added now sitting down in the circle where Maria had. "And any chance anyone knows how to build a fire?"

The Martian Ambassador raised his head still not in a very good mood,

-Fire? - He thought –why doe he want a fire?-

"Why we need fire?" Maria asked still running around, this time past the Martian Ambassador, Charlotte, Sam and Byron, all of whom ignored her.

"Well I managed to get some food from a store that is half standing and was still open" Byron continued before he was interrupted by Maria

"Oh" was the reply he go from Sam and Charlotte and just a quick glance form the new guy before he put his head back down

Charlotte sighed, knowing that her guide skills would be useful right about now

"Cone on Sam we'll go look for some wood" she said quietly standing up

Sam looked up and followed, knowing that her friend wanted to tell her something

The Martian Ambassador looked up. Something told him to follow them, to see what they would do.

"So who is this guy?" Sam asked walking along side her friend, trying to find something that would at least burn amongst the rubble

"Well, if I'm correct then he's not exactly human . . . Not even Earthling, I think he's the Martian Ambassador" Charlotte replied "but I'm not sure, we'll have to try and get him to own up first"

"Why?" Sam asked even tough she kind of knew the answer

"Because he might be able to help us get home and answer some questions" Charlotte answered

"Right well while we're thinking of a plan why don't you go over there and try and find something interesting" Sam added pointing to the right then pointed to the left hand side of her "and I'll go this way"

Charlotte nodded and both girls split of heading in their own directions, the ones that Sam had suggested all the while both unaware of the person that followed them

The Martian Ambassador growled as he watched both girls walk of in separate directions

-Now who do I follow?- he thought looking left to where Sam went then to the right where Charlotte had just disappeared behind a pile of broken buildings and other stuff.

Deciding to follow Sam first he headed towards where she'd gone only to find her picking up small bits of wood that lay scattered on the floor and looked like they were apart of some fence (sorry if this is a bit wrong seeing as they are at an air field but..)

He watched her for a while but got bored when she still hadn't realised he was there after a minute or two and on one occasion had nearly hit him on the head with a piece of wood that she threw backwards because it had a nil in it past his head.

"Hey watch it" he shouted glaring at Sam who merely smiled back

"Sorry" she replied staring at him

The Martian Ambassador nodded not quite sure what to say, seeing as he'd never really tried to talk to earthlings before, especially not hyper teenage ones.

"What are you doing?" he asked secretly hoping that it didn't sound like a stupid question

"Well all I know is that Charlotte told me to pick up some medium sized pieces of wood" Sam replied holding up a stick that was just larger than a twig and also a little bit thicker

"Right" the Martian Ambassador muttered trying to understand the girl standing in front of him "I'm going to go see your...friend, maybe she'll explain more"

"Umm you might have a hard time doing that" Sam added

"Why?" The Martian Ambassador looked at her

"Because she's not with the rest of us at the moment" Sam replied pointing into the distance where she could just see her friend now twirling about, dancing to what ever song she was listening to

The Martian Ambassador gasped quietly and walked slowly to where Charlotte was now twirling and leaping about in the air. Coming to a halt just next to a huge pile of broken hotel he stopped with Sam next to him.

"Uhoh" Sam muttered

The Martian Ambassador looked at her confused as to why she had said that but it soon became clear as Charlotte started singing;

Dancing All Alone- by Smile DK

Dancing all alone, singing dam di-do

Dancing all alone, singing dam di-do

No more ringing on my phone

No goodbye, and not a sound or letter

Maybe you don't love me anymore?

Foolish me, thinking we would last forever

Dancing all alone, singing dam di-do

Listening to the music from the radio

Dancing all alone, singing dam di-do

Pretending I'm together with my Romeo

Oh oh i oh, i, oh, i, oh, i, oh

When I feel lonely, I sing dam di do-oh

Oh oh i oh, i, oh, i, oh, i, oh

When I feel lonely, I sing dam di do-oh

No more flowers at my door

No more dinners in the magic moonlight

The wind blows colder than before

Foolish me, dreaming that you're holding me tight

Dancing all alone, singing dam di-do

Listening to the music from the radio

Dancing all alone, singing dam di-do

Pretending I'm together with my Romeo

Oh oh i oh, i, oh, i, oh, i, oh

When I feel lonely, I sing dam di do-oh

Oh oh i oh, i, oh, i, oh, i, oh

When I feel lonely, I sing dam di do-oh

Dancing all alone, singing dam di-do

oh oh i oh, i oh i,

oh oh i oh, i oh i,

oh oh i oh, i oh i, oh, i oh

Dancing all alone, singing dam di-do

Listening to the music from the radio

Dancing all alone, singing dam di-do

Pretending I'm together with my Romeo

Dancing all alone, singing dam di-do

Listening to the music from the radio

Dancing all alone, singing dam di-do

Pretending I'm together with my Romeo

Oh oh i oh, i, oh, i, oh, i, oh

When I feel lonely, I sing dam di do-oh

Oh oh i oh, i, oh, i, oh, i, oh

When I feel lonely, I sing dam di do-oh

The Martian Ambassador looked shocked

-I never thought I'd hear the day when I'd actually be able to understand what was being said- he thought then turned to Sam and asked calmly "Shall we let her know we're here?"

"Yeh" Sam nodded stepping forward

Charlotte gasped and halted in-mid leap, nearly falling right over

-Not what I wanted to do, especially in front of the Martian Ambassador- she thought then remembered something –Hey wasn't it thought that Martians could read minds?-

Sighing she stood up, deciding to ask about it later, when she'd thought of a way to involve it in the convocation... Picking up her pieces of wood she'd found she walked back over to where her friend was standing with the Martian Ambassador

"You saw that didn't you" she asked, going red a little bit

"Just all of it" the Martian Ambassador replied sarcastically before Sam could

Charlotte nodded then walked away leaving Sam and the Martian Ambassador to follow afterwards.

The Martian Ambassador opened his eyes and sat up, trying to remember how he'd ended up falling asleep on the floor, again. He smiled as he remembered last night, maybe he could get along for a little while with these Earthlings seeing as none of them had been nasty and the boxer had only hit him he'd been told by Sam because he was trying to distract the Martian Ambassador and the rest from noticing the airplane that took of.

-Wonder what she'd say if she knew I was the Martian Ambassador- he thought

The night had started of with Charlotte trying to get a fire started with…well supposed to be with Maria's help but that part of the plan back fired when she started hugging everyone then running around in circles. Charlotte then after managing to get the fire started complaining about smoke in her eyes and Sam trying to help her keep it alights. Eventually when there were enough embers they'd managed to cook some Earth food called sausages, which to the Martian Ambassador tasted nicer than they looked.

After that he'd ended up leaning against a piece of roofing (you know that plastic stuff) and must have fallen asleep because he couldn't remember anything more after that. Looking around he spotted Charlotte, Sam and Mira standing not too far of talking about something, something he didn't really care to ask about. The other Earthling was now also awake and was rounding the three girls up before heading over to where he was now standing.

"Right now it's time for us to head to the summer house I was on about" Byron said calmly facing him then looked at the three girls

The three nodded and began to follow him away form the airfield (or what ever it's called).

After walking for what felt like forever they finally arrived at their destination.

"Right here we are" Byron muttered but stopped at the sight on the front door step of the cottage.

The Martian looked at where the building stood, unaware of the Earthlings staring at the front door. The cottage was a reasonable size. It has two main front doors one leading into a living room and another into the kitchen. The Martian Ambassador could see three of the room already; two were on ground level, one next to the living room and the other next to the kitchen whilst the third was what made the first floor. There was a little bit of a garden one either side of a path way. There were flowers and bushes along the outer fence where he stood.

Finally realising that all four Earthlings had stopped talking and were now staring at something he followed their gaze to the front step outside the kitchen then gasped.

There laying on the step was a lady. Her hair was lose and looked almost purple. Her eyes were closed and she was curled up asleep but with some blood dripping from her forehead.


A/N Well here's part three to this story, hope you like it. Also one more question the Martian that is like the Martian Ambassador but wears blue, do you think I should leave it with him/her being male or female, got ideas for either way. Please let me know. Send me an E-Mail at or if not then leave it in a message. :)