Disclamer: I don't own Naruto or whatever I use in this story.

When the third Hokage came to the monument, he couldn't find Naruto. Where the hell is the kid? This is what happens when you don't have a cellphone, was the voice in his head. Shut up, mother! Even after death you still have to nag me, almost cried the third. After a night of searching he finally found the damn kid, who was sleeping peacefully surrounded with several empty ramen cups. "Was he eating ramen? What am I thinking a baby can't eat ramen? Right?" ,then the said baby rolled over to reveal some noodles sticking from his mouth. "I'm TOO old to deal with this Minato, you cruel bastard! Living me a kid and PAPERWORK. THE WORST THING EVER!"cried out Sarutobi to the skies. Damn you Minato! Maybe I should make Orochimaru my next successor...WHAT at least he won't die. .If he completed the immortality jutsu.

A/N: Hiruzen was broken by his paperwork, YOU KNOW HOW MANY YEARS HE HAD TO DEAL WITH IT!

Time skip 4 years

"Get lost demon! NObody wants, you nobody!" roared the citizens of Konoha."But I just want some water", said Naruto desperately."Please just some water", said Naruto knowing he will die, if he doesn't get some water. He walked away as he didn't know of anyone even saying something nice much less giving him something. "They say I'm a demon so what are they? People? Gods? No how can I think of something like that? So if I am a monster... then I'll change and become GOD!", thought Naruto. He then ran for hours and came upon a lake. But his vision started to blur then he saw the ground approaching him and stumbled forward. With the last of his strength he fell into the lake. He was just so thirsty, like he hadn't drank for weeks-well he actually didn't, he hadn't drank for a whole month. He started to drink the water from the lake. Ohh, at least I won't die...thirsty...He just didn't have the energy to move and he didn't know how to swim, so he will die. But even as a child he knew what he had to have to survive. So his subconscious mind started to work and his eyes started to glow even more in purple-so the lake illuminated in the purple light. "I want more!MORE WATER MORE,MORE!",he screamed through the water but to his confusion he didn't choke on water...the water cleared for him he was using the Preta Path. This was the path he could use to suck out chakra of any objects or beings and destroy their form. He sucked out the chakra from the entire chakra was full and even stronger also he now had an affinity for water chakra, but he didn't know that as he was four only years old.

Three days later

A man who is famous for his charisma and popularity with women, was walking when a person from his spy network came and informed him that nearby one of the smaller lakes vanished in a night. Well everyone knows who the famous man was, he was Jiraya of the Sanin or Jiraya the Toad sage. "I'll check it out, it may be interesting",spoke Jiraya.