A/N: Wow! This is more popular then I expected! Lets just screw the parts and turn them into chapters.

The Bohemians Work At Wal-Mart

Chapter 3

(At the Men's wear)

Angel was reading Seventeen magazine when Ray came over with flowers.

"Hi, Miss. Angel." Ray said smiling

"Hi Ray, who are the flowers for?" Angel said laughing.

"There for you." Ray said handing Angel the flowers.

"That's sweet of you." Angel said taking the flowers.

"Are you busy tonight?"

"What?"

"Would you like to go out with me tonight?" Ray asked again.

"Ray, I'm taken." Angel said nicely.

"Please." Ray begged. " Its not like I want sex…well sex would be nice with a beautiful women like you.."

"Stop right there. Are you gay?" Angel asked.

"Miss. Angel, if I were gay I wouldn't be asking you out." Ray said laughing.

"I'm a man, sugar."

"Your funny." Ray said laughing.

Angel shook her head.

"But, YOU HAVE NICE BOOBS." Ray said.

"I just know how to stuff my bra the right way." Angel said.

"What about your ass?"

"Some men are blessed with nice asses….just like my best friends boyfriend." Angel said laughing.

"I'm still in love with you." Ray said getting closer.

"Angel baby, I've been looking all over for you." Roger said in a high pitched voice.

Roger wrapped his arms around Angel and started kissing her. Ray slowly backed away.

"Your Miss. Angel's boyfriend?"

"I'm screwing her every night." Roger said licking his lips.

"Oh, Behave yourself." Angel said laughing.

"Spank me." Roger said smacking Angel's butt.

Ray ran off with a hurt look on his face and Roger let go of Angel and smiled.

"Thanks Rog, you're a life saver." Angel said.

"No problem. I'm just glad Mimi and Thomas didn't see that." Roger said

"I DID!" Maureen yelled from across the store.

"Shit." Angel and Roger said.

"What are you doing over here?" Angel asked.

"I got into an argument with this kid and now I owe him $10." Roger said.

Angel handed him the money laughing.

(At the electronics)

"Where the hell is Roger at?" Mark asked himself.

Mark was now cleaning the glass door where the Xbox games were, he turned around to get another paper towel when he saw a women bend over.

"How on earth did she fit her ass in those jeans?" Mark asked staring at her ass.

He shrugged and continued cleaning.

"Excuse me?"

Mark turned around and it was the women he had just got through talking about.

"CINDY?"

"HEY LITTLE BROTHER." Cindy said excitingly.

She gave him a hug, he looked like he was about to crap in his pants.

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing ass.. I mean is wrong." Mark said nervously. "How are the kids?"

"There great. How's your friends doing?" Cindy asked nicely.

"Great…we're all working here now."

"And the place hasn't burned down yet?" Cindy teased.

Mark laughed nervously.

"We'll I have to go."

"Ok, tell Mom I said hi."

"Ok, little brother." Cindy said walking off.

"I cant believe I was staring at my sisters ass." Mark said with a disgusted look on his face.

(At the Dailey)

"I'm sorry mama, but we're out of ham and turkey." Collins said rubbing his stomach.

"Ok, what about sausage?" The women asked.

"Only two pieces left."

The women walked off.

"Tommy, I hope you have something for me." Mimi said laughing.

"We had a deal." Collins said handing her the sub sandwich.

Mimi gave him the Uno cards.

"So….how has your day been?" Collins asked.

"Fun, I ran Joanne over with a scooter until she pushed me off." Mimi said laughing. "How are you hanging in there?"

"My stomach is killing me….. all I've been doing is eating." Collins said with a smile.

"Mr. Collins?" Kendal asked walking over to them.

"Yes?"

"There have been complaints from customers about food running out over here."

"Yeah. I'm sure this has happened before." Collins said.

"No, it hasn't." Kendal said dryly.

Mimi started laughing.

"I don't thank its your lunch break yet, Miss. Marquez," Kendal snapped.

Mimi stopped laughing.

"Save this for me." Mimi said handing the sub sandwich to Collins.

(Check out)

Benny was sitting on the counter talking about his problems to two little old ladies.

"She told me I was useless." Benny said crying.

"Young man, you are not useless."

"Your attractive and you have a beautiful smile." The other lady said.

Benny stopped crying and looked at the woman.

"Can I have your number?" Benny asked in his flirtiest tone.

The old lady handed him her number.

"Lucile, you should be ashamed of yourself for robbing the cradle." the other women said.

"Lucile is a very sexy name." Benny said kissing her hand.

"Your going to give me a heart attack." Lucile said blushing.

"You've had one before AND you've had a stroke." the other women said dryly.

(At the Women's wear)

Maureen was looking in her binoculars when Joanne came by.

"POOKIE!" Maureen said running over to Joanne.

"Hey, how are you?"

Maureen kissed Joanne and dragged her in an empty dressing room.

"Mommy? Why are there two ladies making out in the dressing room across from us?" the little girl asked.

"OH MY GOD!" The women said running off with her daughter.

20 minutes later they came out of the dressing room fixing their cloths. Kendal stood there with her hands on her hips.

"Did I not make it clear enough that there is NO SEX in the store?"

"We are so sorry." Joanne said with an embarrassed look on her face.

"I'm not sorry." Maureen mumbled.

"Your fired."

"Me?" Joanne asked.

"No, her." Kendal said pointing to Maureen.

"Why me?"

"You said a girl was fat, you had sex in the dressing room, and you've been making customers uncomfortable ." Kendal pointed out.

"What do you mean?" Joanne asked.

"She's been getting all touchy filly with them."

Joanne glared at Maureen and walked off.

"Thanks a lot." Maureen snapped.

"Hand over the vest." Kendal said.

Maureen threw the vest at her.

"My number is in the right pocket." Maureen said winking at her.

A/N: 1 down 7 to go LOL! Who will be fired next? Review and NO flamers.